Bad Lads (2014)

Actors: Robbie Allen (actor), Alain Azoulay (actor), Jonathan Biver (actor), Daniel J. Donovan (actor), Stephen Tyler Howell (actor), Ben Kliewer (actor), Ken Lyle (actor), Jason McBeth (actor), Michael Plewa (actor), Tyler Riggers (actor), Matt Severyn (actor), Andrea Behm (actress), Jennifer Mather (actress), Jenna Zillman (actress), Maxwell Cannella (producer),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: When the London Mob invaded Los Angeles, Det. Meredith Ambrose went deep undercover with the... BAD LADS!

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

Actors: Wiley Albritton Jr. (actor), Randy Allen (actor), Jeremy Ambler (actor), Ashton Amherst (actor), Kurt Angle (actor), Devin Barolotta (actor), Dante Bartolotta (actor), Randy Bauman (actor), Randy Bauman (actor), William Blevins (actor), Tom Bradley (actor), Michael Cichowicz (actor), Andrew Clovis (actor), Grayson Colombo (actor), Jerry Abston (actor),

Plot: The Franchise Shane Douglas accidentally kills a wrestler in the ring. The wrestler's brother Angus seeks revenge by surrendering his soul to an ancient demon to gain the power to raise the undead. Angus then pays for a private show at an empty prison to lure Douglas and his friend Rowdy Roddy Piper into a death trap.

Keywords: bear, blonde, first-time-filmmaker, franchise, icon, legend, olympic, olympic-gold-medalist, penthouse, success
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Good Old American Violence Good Old American Violence!

Rhymes for Young Ghouls (2013)

Actors: Nathan Alexis (actor), Cody Bird (actor), Glen Gould (actor), Arthur Holden (actor), Mark Antony Krupa (actor), Kent McQuaid (actor), Stewart Myiow (actor), Brandon Oakes (actor), Devery Jacobs (actress), Katie Nolan (actress), Roseanne Supernault (actress), Miika Bryce Whiskeyjack (actress), Aisling Chin-Yee (producer), John Christou (producer), Jeff Barnaby (writer),

Plot: Red Crow Mi'g Maq reservation, 1976: By government decree, every Indian child under the age of 16 must attend residential school. In the kingdom of the Crow, that meansimprisonment at St. Dymphna's. That means being at the mercy of "Popper", the sadistic Indian agent who runs the school. At 15, Aila is the weed princess of Red Crow. Hustling with her uncle Burner, she sells enough dope to pay Popper her "truancy tax", keeping her out of St. Ds. But when Aila's drug money is stolen and her father Joseph returns from prison, the precarious balance of Aila's world is destroyed. Her only options are to run or fight... and Mi'gMaq don't run.

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: On the Red Crow Rez, growing up means getting even.

The Lords of Mayhem (2011)

Actors: Sammy Allouba (actor), Rick Cordeiro (actor), Rick Gomes (actor), Gleb Gorine (actor), Paquito 'Paco' Hernaci (actor), Dru Moores (actor), Sal Ragusa (actor), King Yeung (actor), Shailene Garnett (actress), Julia MacPherson (actress), Cassie Nadeau (actress), King Yeung (producer), King Yeung (writer), King Yeung (director), King Yeung (editor),

Genres: Action,

Ángel caído (2010)

Actors: José Alonso (actor), Luis Caballero (actor), Augusto Di Paolo (actor), Alejandro Durán (actor), Emiliano Zurita (actor), Humberto Zurita (actor), Sebastián Zurita (actor), Laisha Wilkins (actress), Newart (producer), Sebastián Zurita (producer), Arturo Anaya (writer), Arturo Anaya (director), Jose Maria Hernandez III (miscellaneous crew), 'Chico' Hernandez (miscellaneous crew), Alfredo Hernandez (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Fantasy,

Bonded Pairs (2007)

Actors: George Belstone (actor), John Bertram (actor), Frank Chiesurin (actor), Damon D'Oliveira (actor), David Dodsley (actor), Morgan Drmaj (actor), Dan Duran (actor), Anwan Ekpo (actor), Mark Ellis (actor), Albert Gatbonton (actor), Rothaford Gray (actor), Marvin Hinz (actor), Lorne Hiro (actor), Dylan Hoerner (actor), Philip Akin (actor),

Plot: A media-mangling mockudrama, playfully answering the curious question: what if our genetic programming was taken over by television programming? The film weaves a tongue-in-cheek narrative around a series of comic, commercial-style vignettes -- and features an accomplished cast of seasoned performers, including Rosemary Dunsmore, Mag Ruffman, Dan Duran, and many (many!) more.

Keywords: dating, parody, television
Genres: Comedy, Short,

Method to Madness (2004)

Actors: Adrian Almaraz (actor), Scott Hart (actor), Bradley Kell (actor), Rex Malone (actor), Rex Malone (actor), Vance McMalibu (actor), John Olivas (actor), Aaron Walters (actor), Jenn Hawkins (actress), Heather Mahuron (actress), Rachel Thompson (actress), Maxwell Mattord (producer), Jason McKenney (writer), Maxwell Mattord (composer), Jason McKenney (director),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Sometimes death is better . . . Sometimes life is worse.

The 13th Warrior (1999)

Actors: Anders T. Andersen (actor), Chris Angel (actor), Erick Avari (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Tarik Batal (actor), Richard Bremmer (actor), Joe Bulatti (actor), Tony Curran (actor), John 'Bear' Curtis (actor), John DeSantis (actor), Scott Elam (actor), Al Hachlaf (actor), Mischa Hausserman (actor), Brian Jensen (actor), Mark Acheson (actor),

Plot: In AD 922, Arab courtier Ahmad Ibn Fadlan accompanies a party of Vikings to the barbaric North. Ibn Fadlan is appalled by the Vikings customs-- their wanton sexuality, their disregard for cleanliness, their cold-blooded human sacrifices. And then he learns the horrifying truth: he has been enlisted to combat a terror that slaughters the Vikings and devours their flesh.

Keywords: 10th-century, 920s, adaptation-directed-by-original-author, alarm, ambassador, ancient-times, angel-of-death, arab, arabian, arabian-horse
Genres: Action, Adventure, History,
Taglines: Fear reigns. An Ordinary Man...An Extraordinary Journey! Prey for the living.

Quotes:

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: [given a Viking sword] I cannot lift this.::Herger the Joyous: Grow stronger.

Skeld the Superstitious: Blow-hards the both of you. She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. Looked like that one's mother.::[laughter]::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!

Buliwyf: You can draw sounds?::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Draw sounds? Yes, I can draw sounds... and I can speak them back.::Buliwyf: Show me.::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: [Drawing in the sand] There is only one God, and Mohammad is his prophet.

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: I do not enjoy heights.

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: [Herger speaks Greek] What did he say?::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: "Hurry to meet Death before your place is taken."::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: [Fahdlan rides off]::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: We will remember you. Go with God.::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: [Looks skyward] You listening?

Herger the Joyous: When they come, we form a circle in the center of the room, backs to one another.::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: I am not a warrior.::Herger the Joyous: Very soon, you will be.

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Have we anything resembling a plan?::Herger the Joyous: Mm-hm. Ride till we find them... and kill them all.

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee, God, for forgiveness.

Buliwyf: Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...::Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.::Buliwyf: Lo, there do I see...::Herger the Joyous: The line of my people...::Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning.::Weath the Musician: Lo, they do call to me.::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them.::Buliwyf: In the halls of Valhalla...::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave...::Herger the Joyous: May live...::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...Forever.

Herger the Joyous: Where did you learn our language?::Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: I listened!

Champions (1998)

Actors: Fabian Carrillo (actor), Cristos (actor), Don Dowe (actor), George 'Buck' Flower (actor), Gregg Freeman (actor), Kool Keith (actor), Anthony Kleeman (actor), Jim Kratt (actor), Doug Kruse (actor), Jack Leal (actor), Louis Mandylor (actor), Talon McKenna (actor), Adrian Miller (actor), Rick Moretti (actor), Kevin Abercrombie (actor),

Plot: William Rockman is a champion "Terminal Combat" fighter who retired from the sport after accidentally killing a young man while training. Five years after his retirement, Terminal Combat has been banned by the government and has gone underground. The "new" Terminal Combat is just that; one combatant in each match usually does not live to tell about the experience. When Rockman's younger brother is killed in one of the underground matches by his old rival, the King, Rockman enters the tournament to exact revenge on the King, not knowing that the King and his wife, Daria, have been enslaved by Max Brito, the tournament's greedy promoter. When it becomes known that Brito intends to rake in huge bucks for a rematch between Rockman and the King (their last fight 5 years before had ended in a draw), and that he also intends to kill the King either inside or outside of the ring (and therefore keep Daria for himself as a concubine), Rockman, the King, and other tournament survivors band together to plan Daria's rescue and their escape.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-fighting, beefcake, brother-brother-relationship, cage-fighting, female-fighter, female-martial-artist, fight, fight-to-the-death
Genres: Action,

Quotes:

William Rockman: [to Raymond Rockman] You're not Bruce Lee. You're not even Kathy Lee.

The Events Leading Up to My Death (1991)

Actors: John Allore (actor), Corkum (actor), Alle Ghadban (actor), Peter MacNeill (actor), Frank McAnulty (actor), Jeremy Ratchford (actor), Karen Hines (actress), Linda Kash (actress), Maria del Mar (actress), Micki Moore (actress), Mary Margaret O'Hara (actress), Rosemary Radcliffe (actress), Moira Holmes (producer), Bill Robertson (producer), Bill Robertson (writer),

Plot: Of the Snack siblings - twenty-seven year old Lindsay, twenty-one year old Angus and eighteen year old Katy - Angus is the only one to have "escaped" the repressed life with their parents, physician Jack and homemaker Joanne, by moving out of the family's suburban Toronto home. Theirs is a dysfunctional family where no one truly communicates with each other, no one seems happy, but each who funnels their energies into an activity. Joanne cooks and bakes, and dotes on Angus to the exclusion of such doting on her daughters. Lindsay creates art - bad art - she who always believes someone is touching her face. Katy has lots of sex with several different partners, that is until she met her current "love", Rhett, whose religious beliefs do not allow for sex before marriage. Angus is stoically controlling, like his father. Angus also doesn't realize that he is manipulative like his father. No one relates to Jack because of the way he is. Jack feels he is becoming more liberated through his dance lessons, that freedom manifested by his golf, which he, like Lindsay and her art, does badly. As Angus is the escapee, the three female Snacks individually confide at least their feelings to him, they who believe he is happy, which is not the case. He lives with a woman named Julia, who he loves, but he has neither told her that he has a family, nor has he told his family, with the exception of Lindsay, that he is living with someone. As he feels it has helped him and in the next step of his son's emotional growth, Jack gives to Angus as a twenty-first birthday present one midnight session with his dance instructor, Rita. Rita's encounters with the Snacks end up extending beyond just Jack and Angus, those encounters which may not liberate the Snacks but at least make them acknowledge and deal with their dysfunction, not only with each other, but also in how they interact with the rest of the world. It may also help them in dealing with the recent death of the family pet, a dog named Busty, and understanding Angus' aversion to watermelons.

Keywords: canadian-humor, dark-comedy, independent-film
Genres: Comedy,