Bard Yennefer and Sorcerer Jaskier, Y/Y?
yes, but now she writes really cutting songs about his corny magic
Yen: the crows feet are new
Jaskier: yeah well… your jokes are… MAGIC MISSILE!
Like, shit man!
What
No for real this is a whole webcomic and it’s worth checking out
Also this
It’s an insane series. It started with a joke comic ‘what if scooby doo had a gun’ and developed into a sprawling sci-fi action series with epic fights. The last one I read (current that I know of right now) is a fight between Dexter from Dexter’s lab, fighting Foghorn Leghorn from looney toons.
Please read this
I binged on this entire series, could not put it down. Highly recommend. It’s soooooo funny but you will get unironically invested in these characters.
i just finished binging it and it’s GOLD, please read it
Imagine if Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a sci-fi shonen manga with horror elements. That’s Scoob and Shag.
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I love Ghost because it’s all Halloween music until you find out that most lyrics are basically Satan telling you Catholicism made the world a shitty place, but you’ll be just fine if you believe in yourself and mind your own business
And this, my good bitch, is metal af
So I was thinking the movie “Ghost” with Patrick Swayze and came to the conclusion that this is an inaccurate interpretation of the post and while I still have no clue what is going on, I also have a hilarious rewrite in my head.
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sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that
theres 3 of us and 1 of england
i say we just kick the english out the uk
Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.
We can do this folks we can even steal some of france
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i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything
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A collaboration! A super fun collaboration! My dear friend Adam P. Knave had this hilarious comic idea, and he asked me to draw it, and the great Frank Cvetkovic to letter it! And it was such a blast!
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I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS
BUT I KNOW A
BITCH
WHEN I SEE ONE
This is a marigold:
This is a peony:
And this is a bitch
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tried to explain anime girl hair vents to my brothers and they didn’t get what i was talking about. i really am old now.
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