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madnessofmen:

machine-saint:

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

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ceilingfan5:

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[id: digital art of the same orange fish, the first with a blurry green background and the second with a pink heart background, and also a cowboy hat]

my half of an art trade for ise @strawbebby-boy !! his beloved fish Cowboy Hat Chili


“Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle. Fortunately, they got him (or he gave himself up) without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt.” - SgtScheisskopf

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hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.

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many helpful reports from our teams in the field

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

ittybittybumblebee:

Whatever its called to have these kinds of colourful squares in your home i want it

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kinkstertime:
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“ shadeddaxion:
“ goomba-oasis:
“ poison-liker:
“ gotosweep:
“ new ebbits! new site!
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this is probably my favourite comic of all time jsyk
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can someone explain this to me?
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Sure thing! For convenience I’ll refer to the...

this is probably my favourite comic of all time jsyk

goomba-oasis

can someone explain this to me?

Sure thing! For convenience I’ll refer to the guy with his arms in his pockets as SG (shorter guy) and the one on the computer as TG (taller guy).

In the first panel, SG sees TG playing on the computer and is disappointed. SG puts a lot of value in the idea of “making things,” specifically “art,” and thinks TG is just wasting their time

So he asks them if they wouldn’t rather be “making something” instead of just playing games and listening to music, implying that TG isn’t doing anything worthwhile or creative with their time

But TG replies that “interpreting is generative,” meaning that even if they spend their time just doing fun stuff, the mere act of enjoying something is creating an experience and an interpretation. Talking about something, dancing to music or sharing a piece of art with your friends IS “making something,” and each of those can be worthwhile and artistic.

SG leaves, complaining he “can’t be an auteur of [interpretation].” Auteur is a movie term that refers to a filmmaker with artistic control and vision enough to be considered essentially the singular creator of the resulting work of art. Turns out, SG doesn’t just want to “make things,” he wants to make things he and others see as “important.” He wants to make art not for the sake of art, but for the sake of being recognized and praised for his art.


This comic really speaks to elitism within the artistic community, the idea that art needs to meet certain standards to be considered art. SG’s viewpoint is really traditionalist, that art need to be “approved” and validated in order to be considered “really art;” while TG recognizes that art can be as little as just talking about what you love.

TLDR: Art is for everyone, not just some sort of social “artistic elite.”

gotosweep

ooh i love the explanation

Rebloging for that in depth and not even a little snarky explanation. 10/10

somecunttookmyurl:

garden-of-varda:

liminalweirdo:

Poll: Disability and healthcare

Polls don’t allow for nuance, but please answer as closely as you can to your most common feeling when going to health clinics/hospitals. DISABLED FOLKS ONLY PLEASE (this goes for chronic pain & physical, cognitive, intellectual disabilities etc.)

I am visibly disabled & I trust doctors to give me the care I need

I am visibly disabled & I do not trust doctors to give me the care I need

I am NOT visibly disabled & I trust doctors to give me the care I need

I am NOT visibly disabled & I do not trust doctors to give me the care I nee

See Results

if you feel comfortable please share your choice as well as whether you have ever experienced medical malpractice

not to be that person but please consider reblogging this, my tumblr don’t have a ton of traffic and i’m genuinely interested in the results.

also please do my other related polls if you’re queer, trans, and/or disabled/have chronic pain:

neurodivergence/neurotypical healthcare poll

It took me a decade to be diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis because I’m seronegative (I don’t produce the antibodies they test for) and so I don’t test positive for rheumatoid factor. It was actually a medical STUDENT who suggested seronegative rheumatoid arthritis during one of my appointments she was sitting in that got me my diagnosis finally.

I had been suffering with these symptoms since childhood, being dismissed as a hypochondriac the point I was almost convinced I was just weak and everybody lives in this much pain.

it took twenty five years to get diagnosed with EDS, only happened after i figured out what was wrong finally, and there is absolutely zero follow up treatment or care

i’ve been ‘diagnosed’ with hysteria. twice.

serethereal:

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?


Anonymous said:

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

tahthetrickster:

olliums:

scooplery:

PANERA? BREAD??

yeah

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https://swimsoups.com

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Anonymous said: How do you know what you should do

realhumanbaby:

You pay very close attention your body because it doesn’t know how to lie to you, and pay very little attention to your mind because it is lying to you all the time

headspace-hotel:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

eclectic-sunflower:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

A fun meme for y'all

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i’m sorry what

Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called “flower of the five wounds” in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.

I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.

dycefic:

writing-prompt-s:

Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

Once upon a time there was a peasant woman who was unhappy because she had no children. She was happy in all other things – her husband was kind and loving, and they owned their farm and had food and money enough. But she longed for children.

She went to church and prayed for a child every Sunday, but no child came. She went to every midwife and wise woman for miles around, and followed all their advice, but no child came.

So at last, though she knew of the dangers, she drew her brown woolen shawl over her head and on Midsummer’s Eve she went out to the forest, to a certain clearing, and dropped a copper penny and a lock of her hair into the old well there, and she wished for a child.

“You know,” a voice said behind her, a low and cunning voice, a voice that had a coax and a wheedle and a sly laugh all mixed up in it together, “that there will be a price to pay later.”

She did not turn to look at the creature. She knew better. “I know it,” she said, still staring into the well. “And I also know that I may set conditions.”

“That is true,” the creature said, after a moment, and there was less laugh in its voice now. It wasn’t pleased that she knew that. “What condition do you set? A boy child? A lucky one?”

“That the child will come to no harm,” she said, lifting her head to stare into the woods. “Whether I succeed in paying your price, or passing your test, or not, the child will not suffer. It will not die, or be hurt, or cursed with ill luck or any other thing. No harm of any kind.”

“Ahhhhh.” The sound was long and low, between a sigh and a hum. “Yes. That is a fair condition. Whatever price there is, whatever test there is, it will be for you and you alone.” A long, slender hand extended into her sight, almost human save for the skin, as pale a green as a new leaf. The hand held a pear, ripe and sweet, though the pears were nowhere ripe yet. “Eat this,” the voice said, and she trembled with the effort of keeping her eyes straight ahead. “All of it, on your way home. Before you enter your own gate, plant the core of it beside the gate, where the ground is soft and rich. You will have what you ask for.”

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