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@MuscleSkoals

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 27

    every song by the national:

    i’ve had sex in ohio. i am sorry.
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  2. 5 hours ago

    learning i have no interest in surviving an apocalypse. fashion my bones into a battle ax and use it to fend off bandits, just let me off that ride early

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  3. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Not sure who needs to hear this but having interests and hobbies and a type of way you feel and think and behave is not a personality

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  4. Sep 8

    if bob marley was on twitter he’d be like one (1) love, one (1) heart

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  5. Sep 7

    follow me for dumb posts. follow tim for critical analysis of dumb posts

    95% of left twitter is just taking two of the things that are currently happening and mashing them together
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  6. Sep 7

    ??

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  7. Sep 6

    reject modernity. embrace tradition

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  8. Sep 6

    shot, shot, overhead slam

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  9. Retweeted
    Sep 3

    imagining Jay Leno showing his penis to a woman and saying “have you seen this? have you heard about this?”

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  10. Sep 1

    have to admit these new biden scripts are a lot better on policy

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  11. Retweeted
    Aug 31

    Taking a shit without looking at your phone counts as meditating now

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  12. Aug 31

    a miracle here on our farm

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  13. Aug 31

    we are unclear how many pinocchios to assign to joe biden’s claim “i will not ban fraggle rock”

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  14. Aug 30

    previously unthinkable levels of “posting through it”

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  15. Aug 30

    why is coconut water the only drink with a fruit on the bottom option. we need more chewable drinks

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  16. Retweeted
    Aug 30

    It’s June 1999 and you just furtively smoked dirt weed in a soccer teammate’s Volvo 740 while the new Dave Matthews plays. You don’t know it, but weed will get so much better. Everything else?

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  17. Aug 29

    every chess strategy is called “the snodsbury gambit” or “the ukrainian filibuster”

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  18. Aug 29

    i’d probably get elon’s brain accessory if they branded it as “game genie for your head”

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  19. Retweeted
    Aug 28

    $4.3 million bid for a banksy painting of dogs sitting at a table, playing poker, but the dogs are, they are in gaza

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 26

    probably the most metal thing you can do as a person who performs labor of any kind is a wildcat strike, both because it sounds extremely cool and because it... is extremely cool

    7 replies 182 retweets 1,401 likes
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