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    Hun 6, 2020

    it’s never too late to change your life. at age 32 jk rowling was a struggling single mom and now she’s a giant sack of shit

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  2. 13 oras ang nakalipas

    actually no one could tell me in advance what it’ll cost but google says $600-$1000. thank you for defending this sir

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  3. 13 oras ang nakalipas

    paying $800 tomorrow for a 5 minute medical procedure because i haven’t met my unconscionably high deductible while joe biden speaks about Principles or whatever

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    22 oras ang nakalipas

    highlighting sections of Aristotle's "Physics" and just adding the notation "wrong."

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    Ene 17
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  6. Ene 16

    why the hell am i wrapping a gift for a 1 year old. this dumbass barely has object permanence, i could just remove it from her field of view for a few seconds

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    Ene 14

    I'm not in a leftwing bubble because it makes me feel good and safe or whatever, it's because I've heard all the arguments on the other side my entire life including in popular media every single day and they all suck ass and hearing them further also sucks ass.

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  8. Ene 14

    going to pour a nice cup of tea and read the 700 quote tweets to my personal anecdote. what could go wrong

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    Ene 14

    hey sorry im late me and the dudes at the gas station were trading bugs like stocks

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  10. Ene 13

    told my dad about a rough patch i went through mentally and he asked in a concerned voice whether i’d still managed to take my car in for routine maintenance

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    Ene 12

    smoking weed on the Toilet to "balance my humors"

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  12. Ene 12

    my dick, my crack, a taser heart attack

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    Ene 11

    Anyone who writes poetry, even very bad poetry, deserves support, because the whole capitalist world tries to batter that impulse out of us, telling you it’s sentimental and useless and cringe to do something like write for no money.

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    Ene 11

    fish monger and war monger. those are the two main types of monger

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    Set 16, 2020

    stop talking about kamala’s shoes. stop talking about their innovative sole. stop talking about their removable wheel. stop talking about their seamless transition from shoe to inline skate

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    Ene 9

    i put 75¢ into the drink machine at work and select mtn dew, a sunkist comes out instead. at home later that evening, i walk over to my bookshelf. after a quick scan i see george orwell’s 1984. i somberly remove it from the other fiction books and place it on my nonfiction shelf

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  17. Ene 9

    we are just two twitter bans away from this being the most powerful account in the world

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  18. Ene 8
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    Ene 8

    name a more iconic duo.. i’ll wait

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    Nob 13, 2020

    please, mr boombastic is my father’s name

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    Ene 7

    the cure for lung cancer? prostate cancer.

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