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Standup comedy, satire, jokes - basically daily news from our country. (Contact: aisitaisidemocracy at gmail)

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  1. Oct 9

    "क्या हम turbine के blade को ऐसे angle पे नहीं लगा सकते कि वो हवा में से oxygen काट के अलग कर दे? नीचे हम दरी बिछा देंगे जिसपे गोंद लगी होगी ताकि oxygen उसपे गिरते ही चिपक जाए।"

    336 replies . 2,410 retweets 12,864 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    Sep 23

    Farmers ke whatsapp chat bhi padh lo koi.

    280 replies . 5,500 retweets 33,444 likes
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  3. Sep 23

    Farmers ke whatsapp chat bhi padh lo koi.

    280 replies . 5,500 retweets 33,444 likes
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  4. Sep 19

    अगर data इकट्ठा करने के लिए ही लोगों को jobs दे दिए जाएं तो data भी आ जायेगा और jobs भी।

    31 replies . 209 retweets 1,477 likes
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  5. Sep 19

    एक बढ़िया trick जो गोदी मीडिया ने सीख ली है वो है किसी भी चीज़ के आगे गैंग लगा देना। Liberal गैंग, बॉलीवुड गैंग - गैंग शब्द जुड़ते ही हर चीज़ डरावनी लगती है। अंग्रेज़ अगर गांधी जी को 'Sodium Chloride गैंग', सुभाष बाबू को 'आज़ाद गैंग' बुलाना शुरू कर देते तो कभी आज़ादी ना मिलती।

    55 replies . 1,107 retweets 5,735 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Sep 17

    188 replies . 1,173 retweets 6,035 likes
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  7. Sep 17

    सुना है कोई बेरोज़गार लड़का youtube पे live stream करके 24 घंटे non stop जाप कर रहा है सेवक जी के नाम का। अगर वो ये काम अगले 6 साल non stop इसी लगन से करता रहा तो उस अकेले बंदे को न्यूज़ चैनल का दर्ज़ा देना पड़ेगा सरकार को।

    30 replies . 596 retweets 4,154 likes
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  8. Sep 16

    Aaj samajh aaya formula. a = gobhi b = gobhi ke fool (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 + 2xUnemployment

    65 replies . 955 retweets 5,407 likes
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  9. Sep 16

    Breaking: Rhea ke whatsapp chats mein mila migrant workers ki death ka missing data.

    50 replies . 830 retweets 3,738 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 12

    Will take less than 38 seconds.

    77 replies . 217 retweets 531 likes
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  11. Sep 14

    जो dissent से भी डरते हैं और peace से भी, वो peaceful dissent से तो डरेंगे ही।

    36 replies . 1,532 retweets 9,871 likes
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  12. Sep 11

    Congratulations Didi for making Bengal the first Indian state to be Covid-free. Best CM ever.

    Bengal BJP chief declares state Covid-free, says Mamata lockdowns only to stop BJP rallies ThePrint's Madhuparna Das reports
    44 replies . 1,052 retweets 6,554 likes
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  13. Sep 11

    राजा ने एक बंदे को सज़ा दी - 100 कोड़े खा लो या 100 मिर्ची। बंदे ने कहा मिर्ची खा लूंगा। 50 खा के हिम्मत टूट गयी, बोला अच्छा कोड़े ही मार दो। 60 कोड़े खा के बोला नहीं मिर्ची ही दे दो। अंत आते आते कोड़े मिर्ची सारे खाने पड़े। (पर सवाल ना किया ये कैसी सज़ा महराज।)

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  14. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    BREAKING: India broke a new world record yesterday: Highest number of new Corona Cases in any single day (96,000+) On the same day, BJP Chief for Bengal says Corona is over in his rally 😂

    587 replies . 5,904 retweets 23,528 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    बोले चूड़ियां, बोले कंगना, चुप क्यों है तुलसी हमारे अंगना 🤔 फिल्म इंडस्ट्री की दोस्तियों की वजह से या बढ़ते कॉम्पिटिशन का डर 🤔🤔

    जब पार्टी आपसे बेहतर एक्ट्रेस को आगे बढ़ाने में जुटी हो।
    72 replies . 610 retweets 3,552 likes
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  16. Sep 10

    It will be an insult to 2020 if he doesn't win.

    President Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize following Israel-UAE accord
    103 replies . 806 retweets 7,734 likes
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  17. Sep 6

    Hello Sarthak. Helllooo Ramesh.

    76 replies . 1,647 retweets 6,359 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Hellooo Ramesh, blessed to have you in my life. 2020 is such a great year for India, 2020 minus your age = your birth year. We are safe in the middle of the road now because fuel is blissfully expensive, no one is driving.... Ramesh

    Hello Sarthak. That's the reason I chose you as a friend in '14 - our blinding brilliance is unmatched. Oh wait - 14 is also 2+3+9!! Let's keep meeting every day without wearing masks and standing in the middle of the road.
    39 replies . 481 retweets 3,422 likes
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  19. Sep 4

    Hello Sarthak. You are right 2020 is a great year. 2020 minus your income this year is 2020 and 2020 plus my income is also 2020.

    Hellooo Ramesh, blessed to have you in my life. 2020 is such a great year for India, 2020 minus your age = your birth year. We are safe in the middle of the road now because fuel is blissfully expensive, no one is driving.... Ramesh
    53 replies . 580 retweets 4,400 likes
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  20. Sep 4

    Hello Sarthak. That's the reason I chose you as a friend in '14 - our blinding brilliance is unmatched. Oh wait - 14 is also 2+3+9!! Let's keep meeting every day without wearing masks and standing in the middle of the road.

    Hellooo ramesh, that's a great insight, feeling better now. Also my whatsapp says 2+3 = 5 and 9 inverted becomes 6. Hope it will calm you down a bit.
    16 replies . 286 retweets 2,487 likes
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