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Standup comedy, satire, jokes - basically daily news from our country. (Contact: aisitaisidemocracy at gmail)

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  2. 17.09

    सुना है कोई बेरोज़गार लड़का youtube पे live stream करके 24 घंटे non stop जाप कर रहा है सेवक जी के नाम का। अगर वो ये काम अगले 6 साल non stop इसी लगन से करता रहा तो उस अकेले बंदे को न्यूज़ चैनल का दर्ज़ा देना पड़ेगा सरकार को।

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  3. 17.09

    Aaj samajh aaya formula. a = gobhi b = gobhi ke fool (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 + 2xUnemployment

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  4. 17.09

    Breaking: Rhea ke whatsapp chats mein mila migrant workers ki death ka missing data.

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    12.09

    Will take less than 38 seconds.

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  6. 14.09

    जो dissent से भी डरते हैं और peace से भी, वो peaceful dissent से तो डरेंगे ही।

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  7. 11.09

    Congratulations Didi for making Bengal the first Indian state to be Covid-free. Best CM ever.

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  8. 11.09

    राजा ने एक बंदे को सज़ा दी - 100 कोड़े खा लो या 100 मिर्ची। बंदे ने कहा मिर्ची खा लूंगा। 50 खा के हिम्मत टूट गयी, बोला अच्छा कोड़े ही मार दो। 60 कोड़े खा के बोला नहीं मिर्ची ही दे दो। अंत आते आते कोड़े मिर्ची सारे खाने पड़े। (पर सवाल ना किया ये कैसी सज़ा महराज।)

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  9. ретуитна
    11.09

    BREAKING: India broke a new world record yesterday: Highest number of new Corona Cases in any single day (96,000+) On the same day, BJP Chief for Bengal says Corona is over in his rally 😂

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    10.09

    बोले चूड़ियां, बोले कंगना, चुप क्यों है तुलसी हमारे अंगना 🤔 फिल्म इंडस्ट्री की दोस्तियों की वजह से या बढ़ते कॉम्पिटिशन का डर 🤔🤔

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  11. 10.09

    It will be an insult to 2020 if he doesn't win.

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  12. 6.09

    Hello Sarthak. Helllooo Ramesh.

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    4.09

    Hellooo Ramesh, blessed to have you in my life. 2020 is such a great year for India, 2020 minus your age = your birth year. We are safe in the middle of the road now because fuel is blissfully expensive, no one is driving.... Ramesh

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  14. 4.09

    Hello Sarthak. You are right 2020 is a great year. 2020 minus your income this year is 2020 and 2020 plus my income is also 2020.

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  15. 4.09

    Hello Sarthak. That's the reason I chose you as a friend in '14 - our blinding brilliance is unmatched. Oh wait - 14 is also 2+3+9!! Let's keep meeting every day without wearing masks and standing in the middle of the road.

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  16. 3.09

    GDP ne wo sasta animation dekh liya toh 2-3% aur gir jaayega.

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  17. 2.09

    कोई नहीं परधान जी, गिरते हैं शह सवार ही मैदान ए जंग में।

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  18. 1.09

    प्याज़ की जगह econony खा ली।

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  19. ретуитна
    13.05

    "Not a health emergency." - Health Ministry "No impact on Indian economy." - MoS, Finance "Cases will be down to ZERO by 16th May." - Niti Aayog How not to fall in love with such cuteness.

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  20. 31.08

    "Democracy ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu."

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