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  1. 9 Apr

    "Do you have 's email address? I'm going to write to the government about Covid and why there should be masks in schools." - my 11-year-old daughter, who currently has Covid, proving that my genes run deep

    9 balasan 42 retweet 303 suka
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  2. 4 Apr

    Anyone else do ? Just me? Lol

    4 balasan 9 retweet 29 suka
  3. 17 jam yang lalu

    Pretty sure I’ve sealed my fate after letting my feverish toddler with the stomach bug sleep in my bed last night, right under my nose. But that’s love, I suppose. Even at your worse, I won’t let you go ❤️

    10 balasan 3 retweet 125 suka
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  4. 8 Apr

    It’s cool to have floatation devices attached to your chest…🤣 Me: “Do I look peaceful?” Jordan: “No, you look like you’re in distress” Me: “Well I kind of am, I haven’t swam in years. I can’t touch the bottom” Jordan: “You’re in the shallow end”🙄

    1 balasan 1 retweet 31 suka
  5. 4 Apr

    It’s the little things 💕 I’d do anything for my babies

    15 suka
  6. 6 Jan 2019

    When he held the snowflake by the window it took me right back to the day he was still in my tummy. What a precious memory! 🥰

    9 balasan 36 retweet 168 suka
  7. 6 jam yang lalu

    That look all moms get when they're thinking, "When these damn kids gonna grow the f$@# up and get on outta here?"

  8. 18 jam yang lalu

    Creatives I need a lift.Husband works full time and is in grad school so I parent alone 6.5 days a week and my creative energy is zapped.Tell me this is just a stage and I’ll get back to writing please.

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  9. 2 jam yang lalu

    I would love to be able to sleep more than 3 hours straight without my boobs wanting to explode. 🙃

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  10. 12 jam yang lalu

    There should be a word for parents like schadenfreude but it means the joy/relief that comes from seeing someone else’s child act terribly, because it means it’s not just your kid that behaves like that…while also feeling empathy for the other parent.

    2 balasan 18 suka
  11. 8 Nov 2007

    toia es nuevo habitante de 11870

  12. 10 Apr

    My First True 💗 Mommy’s Princess👑 Nyliah Jai Rose 💞

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  13. 22 jam yang lalu

    Meita lūdza, lai izvāru «krāsainos makaronus». Pēc tam, protams, pieprasīja, lai uz šķīvja izlasu tikai «dzeltenos», jo pārējie taču neesot ēdami...

    4 balasan 161 suka

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