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١٩ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
آخرون 47 و @iamfierless @true رداً على Boo ya first on the list. That means I’m your fave. That’s how it works, right? right? Thanks sweetie 💋
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١٩ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على I love how not being a dick is seen as ‘political correctness ‘ It’s screwed up logic But that’s unsurprising from someone like Carl Benjamin and given he’s standing next to a guy who was so desperate to watch the mosque massacre video it shows what an absolute shower UKIP are
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على Fun Fact when you accessed porn on Windows 98 you got an assistant called Clitty that popped up “What would you like to wank to today?’
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على You tried turning it on and off again?
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على Does it come with Minesweeper and this guy pic.twitter.com/7JE2Ghx9fJ
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
Look guys I’ve fixed The Overlord Unicorned Squirrels From Mars #HarmToOngoingMatter #HOM pic.twitter.com/aBtOBmsZw2
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
Think I might be paying a little visit to a gallery in May twitter.com/tulalotay/stat…
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على Well the original draft was 6 hours long and had ghosts and shit in it He did coin the phrase ‘Yippee Ki Yay sodden-witted Lord’
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على ‘Tis. I’m British which makes me an absolute authority on Shakespeare He wrote the original draft screenplay to Die Hard as well
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على Except there was Obstruction Other than that cool meme bro 👍
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
BREAKING: Rod Rosenstein is the Three Eyed Raven pic.twitter.com/VSXLDHXk0l
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@stevemcneil @true رداً على Steve was spotted down at Forbidden Planet defacing a load of these books. Yet to be confirmed if he was scribbling out your foreword
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@GerardBattenMEP @UKIP @true رداً على UKIP actually stands for United Kingdom’s Intolerant Pricks now
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
آخرون 2 و @Jvsvangosearle @true رداً على Cos he thinks of the Far right and gets a semi.... I guess
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
That’s cool and all but over the last year they’ve all just almagamated into one group - UKIP twitter.com/independent/st…
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
I love how in England our unit of measurement has evolved - How long is it? - About 210 metres - ????? - The length of two football pitches - Got ya!
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على Dude he’s got a red X by his name. These guys always make valid points and are never wrong
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
Many have suspected that rabbits were in the UK in Roman times since the first draft of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar was unearthed Originally instead of saying ‘Et tu brute’ Shakespeare wrote What’s Up Doc’ Absolutely true fact 👍 bbc.com/news/uk-479633…
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
I own my Granddad’s old allotment so there’s that theguardian.com/money/2019/apr…
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١٨ أبريل	@OfSelina 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚓 🐿🐿🐿
@true رداً على Imagine the fun if Road Dahl had named his book The Tw*ts
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