Jeremy Hill

@spifferiferfied

Front End Web Developer working in Chicago, IL.

Chicago, IL
Дата приєднання: лютий 2007

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  1. ретвітнув(ла)
    6 січ.

    please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel

  2. ретвітнув(ла)
    4 січ.

    We'll give Jeff Sessions our legal pot when he pries it from our warm, extremely interesting to look at hands.

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  3. ретвітнув(ла)
    3 січ.

    The baby I nanny likes to crawl in here and sit in silence for a few seconds. She definitely wants me to come find her but I like to think she sees the box and says to herself, “I need some space for a fucking second.”

  4. ретвітнув(ла)
    2 січ.

    My friends stopped inviting me to parties bc I kept stealing the temperature knobs on their stoves trying to find the perfect nipples for my robot.

  5. ретвітнув(ла)
    2 січ.

    My new glasses say “It’s MY turn to sexually harass everyone in #2018”.

  6. 2 січ.

    All of these photos were from before June. I slacked hard at the end of the year, not even…

  7. ретвітнув(ла)
    31 груд. 2017

    When headlines echo Trump's false or dubious claims without signaling to readers that they are false or dubious, they are doing what Trump wants them to do. This was the whole point of the lie in the first place -- and the lying is getting rewarded.

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  8. 28 груд. 2017

    It’s not just that he’s an idiot. It’s that he’s so damn proud of being an idiot.

  9. ретвітнув(ла)
    27 груд. 2017

    Nobody knows what day of the week it is. Any attempt to answer is mere bluster and bravado. It’s just dark and not 2018 yet.

  10. 26 груд. 2017

    Oh, good news for everyone who’s afraid of losing affordable healthcare now that they’ve repealed the individual mandate. They’ll get to it ‘eventually.’

  11. ретвітнув(ла)
    25 груд. 2017

    From a Galaxy far far way to this one and to all the ones in between & from a long time ago to now and for forever more: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and May the Force be with you all, always!!

  12. ретвітнув(ла)
    24 груд. 2017

    Donald Trump’s supporters are more offended by “happy holidays” than they are by “grab em by the pussy”

  13. ретвітнув(ла)
    24 груд. 2017

    It’s that point in your Christmas Eve when your baby boomer relatives start high roading you about being on your phone, so just try to respect that what they’re really saying is that they’re bored and sad and scared to face death, like you, but that basically you are their phone.

  14. ретвітнув(ла)
    24 груд. 2017

    And now, a message from Superman

  15. ретвітнув(ла)
    24 груд. 2017

    Maybe all these republicans have been acting so naughty to bring back the coal industry

  16. ретвітнув(ла)
    24 груд. 2017

    Seasons Greetings my dudes!🎄

  17. ретвітнув(ла)
    24 груд. 2017

    For those of you who wanna watch with your families & don’t have Amazon Prime or can’t afford to purchase it: The whole movie is available on pornhub. Don’t ask me how I know. It’s under “interracial.” This is not a joke.

  18. ретвітнув(ла)
    24 груд. 2017

    *friend texts me while I’m busy* I’ll reply to this later *a day passes* ah damn I should text back *several days pass* ugh I feel bad I should really text back *a week passes* I think the only thing to do now is to never talk to that person ever again

  19. ретвітнув(ла)
    23 груд. 2017

    Remember, as we go into the holidays, that crying is always a free action.

  20. ретвітнув(ла)
    23 груд. 2017

    Donald Trump's guide to diversity: Haitians: Have AIDS Nigerians: Live in huts American Indians: Pocahontas Black Americans: Disrespectful ingrates Mexicans: Criminals and rapists Muslims: Evil terrorists Women: Treat them like shit White supremacists: Very fine people

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