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Feb 02 2018

Moonbats Lay Siege to Churchill-Themed Cafe

Moonbats invade a cafe.

America isn’t the only country whose greatest heroes are denounced and defiled as progressives frog-march them toward the Memory Hole. In Britain, not even Winston Churchill is off limits:

Halimo Hussein, 24, stormed the Blighty UK cafe in Finsbury Park, north London, and urged customers to boycott it for ‘colonialism’ and chanted ‘Churchill was racist’.

The politics student, who is the co-president of Equality and Liberation at SOAS, University of London, later asked the owner to apologise to the local community.

Imagine what would happen to Ms. Hussein if there had been no Churchill, and she led a mob of moonbats into a cafe in Nazi-occupied Britain to denounce Adolf Hitler.

This apparent attempt to drive off his customers hasn’t been the only headache for owner Chris Evans, who was…

…forced to remove a giant mural of Churchill after it was daubed with graffiti which branded the former prime minister ‘scum’ and ‘imperialist’.

Mr Evans said: ‘If you cannot celebrate Britain and great Britons you are just erasing history. And if you cannot celebrate Churchill, you cannot celebrate anyone.’

Erasing history is the point. As for celebrating anyone, that is not the purpose of progressivism, despite the villains it lionizes (e.g., Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Nelson Mandela). It is a wrecking ball, useful only for destroying.

Halimo Hussein’s presence in the U.K. is a gift from Somalia. It will surprise no one to learn that she is “an avid Labour supporter and Jeremy Corbyn fan.” Along the same lines, she backs the #RobThisEngland movement, which is “committed to not paying for services and goods.”

On a tip from Artfldgr.


Feb 02 2018

Ivy League Dinner to Celebrate Being Overweight

Among progressives, the most highly esteemed attribute you can have is to be “marginalized.” Cultural Marxism demands that ever more identity groups be played off against the core population, so that now even having let your weight get out of control makes you marginalized. Consequently, eating too much will be celebrated at a special dinner at Ivy League Princeton:

According to an online description for the February event, the dinner will be hosted by Health Promotion and Prevention Services (a division of the school’s University Health Services) in conjunction with the Women’s Center.

“This space is intended for fat identified people to share their experiences as a fat person at Princeton in an accepting and supportive environment,” a newsletter put out by the Women’s Center states.

Additionally, participants will “discuss fat positive programming ideas for the spring semester,” with the event description noting that “dinner will be served.”

No doubt there will be seconds on dessert.

Like moonbattery, being overweight is unhealthy in the extreme. It increases the risk of numerous health problems, many of which can be lethal. But then, so does poverty, which liberals promote anyway by attacking free market economics.

On a tip from Sterling B.

Feb 02 2018

Dog Approved for Generous Unemployment Benefits

This story gives an idea of how easy it is to ride in the cart instead of pulling it:

Michael Ryder had been approved for $360 every week in Michigan unemployment benefits — until the state learned he’d been dogging it at the Detroit-area restaurant where he supposedly worked.

Ryder is a German Shepherd owned by attorney Michael Haddock…

It wasn’t even fraud.

When Haddock contacted the agency about the letter, he was told the agency’s computer system had sent it, but that the claim was later […] flagged as suspicious and denied.

There’s a relief. Carry on, Welfare State!

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Feb 02 2018

Yoga as Thoughtcrime

Yoga is just yoga, unless you are white. Then it is cultural appropriation:

To truly honor yoga, writes Michigan State University professor Shreena Gandhi, white Americans should understand its history, acknowledge the cultural appropriation they engage in, and possibly reduce the cost of yoga classes for poor people, a group that often includes people of color and “recent immigrants, such as Indian women to whom this practice rightfully belongs.”

BTW, those with Indian ancestry are the wealthiest ethnic group in the USA. They bring in 70% more than whites per household. But I’m forgetting; statistics are racist. The narrative requires viewing Indians as put-upon victims deserving of special consideration.

Gandhi coauthored a piece entitled “Yoga and the Roots of Cultural Appropriation” with Lillie Wolff. Wolff describes herself as an “antiracist white Jewish organizer, facilitator and healer” who is “passionate about decolonizing and politicizing yoga.” “Decolonizing” means purging it of unclean whiteness.

The moonbats will grudgingly permit even cis-gender, able-bodied, heterosexual white people to engage in yoga, so long as they hate themselves for the “unearned power and privilege of whiteness” while doing it, and obsequiously acknowledge that they are committing cultural appropriation.

While we are combatting the menace of cultural appropriation, why not demand that nonwhites wallow in self-debasing thoughts whenever they make use of the English language, electricity, automobiles, air travel, central heating, indoor plumbing, air conditioning, modern medicine, television, the Internet, universities, et cetera?

On tips from Steve T and rpp618.

Feb 02 2018

Trump Enraged ACLU by Talking About America

Barack Obama referred to himself personally 98 times in his first State of the Union address. In contrast, Trump referred to himself only 26 times in his first SOTU on Tuesday. This enrages moonbats, because instead of referencing himself, he kept referring to something they hate even worse — namely, America.

The National Political Director of the American Civil Liberties Union is a militant moonbat named Faiz Shakir. He barked the following after the speech:

“Tonight, President Trump said the word ‘America’ more than 80 times in his speech. Yet, after a divisive first year, we hear and feel how exclusionary that ‘America’ is, with policies that have harmed so many vulnerable American communities.”

An example would be blacks, more of whom are subjected to the inconvenience of working thanks to the record low black unemployment rate.

Shakir then droned on self-righteously about the ACLU’s intention to advance the interests of illegal aliens in opposition to those of the country they have invaded.

You can see why leftist congresscritter Luis Gutierrez reacted to the “USA” chant by theatrically scuttling out of the chamber. The very mention of America will cause moonbats to seethe as if they had been touched on the forehead with a Bible.

On a tip from Steve T.

Feb 02 2018

Defense Department Defends Personnel from Thought Crimes of People’s Cube

Oleg Atbashian grew up in the Soviet Union. He came to America expecting freedom from political censorship. Yet fans of his site The People’s Cube who serve in the military cannot access it because it has been banned on the grounds of “hate and racism”:

When I lived in the Soviet Union, my speech was expected to be blocked as politically unreliable and not aligned with the government’s collectivist, socialist agenda. … Imagine my surprise when I found that many in [the USA], including on the government level, were motivated by the same collectivist, socialist agenda I had escaped from.

Dismayed at the sight of this happening in a free country, I began to satirize the left’s absurd and crooked schemes again, this time in English, and launched the People’s Cube. This site has become an outlet not just for me, but for thousands of like-minded Americans and contributors from around the world, who opposed socialism and collectivism in general.

Turns out that opposing socialism is racist, and racism is not permitted — as he keeps learning:

Shortly after the Cube was launched, the “open-minded” proponents of socialism began to use misrepresentations and lies in order to block our content. Starting with the Google purge in 2006, we’ve been blacklisted, shadow-banned, suspended, down-ranked, and otherwise hindered by the prog-warriors inside what has since become collectively known as Googlefacebooktwitter. We’ve been purged from Wikipedia. We’ve had our products removed from online stores in Zazzle, SpreadShirt, and CafePress. We’ve been slandered by Snopes. PolitiFact put us on their list of fake news sites. We’ve been denied ad revenue due to organized complaints to ad providers from invisible leftist operatives. And, finally, my wife’s contributions to the People’s Cube have led to a forced resignation from her job.

Efforts to choke off his traffic by the FacebookGoogleTwitter virtual monopoly continue, forcing him to suggest desperate measures.

Please visit his excellent site before it is banned altogether. You can see for yourself that it is not even remotely racist. The closest thing to hate there is a dislike for tyranny, expressed as witty satire.

On tips from Lyle and Dragon’s Lair.

Feb 02 2018

Zimbabwe’s New Ruler Says Mugabe Made No Mistakes

Socialist dictator Robert Mugabe ruled Zimbabwe from the time it stopped being Rhodesia in 1980 up until last year. He presided over the confiscation of property from the Caucasians who had made Rhodesia the Breadbasket of Africa. The results were predictable: 79.6 billion percent inflation and starvation. At long last Mugabe was removed in a coup. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss:

Two months after pushing aside his former boss in a military takeover, Zimbabwe President Emmerson Mnangagwa still carefully maintains that Robert Mugabe made no mistakes while he was in power.

Imposing socialism, driving out the whites who produced the food, reducing the country from breadbasket to basket case, subverting democracy, crushing dissent, looting what little wealth was still created so that his wife Gucci Grace could live like a queen — none of these are seen as mistakes.

Mnangagwa, 75, has said he’ll hold free and fair elections later this year.

Maybe. Even if he does, it won’t make any difference. Free and fair elections have kept South Africa on course to follow Rhodesia straight into hell.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Feb 01 2018

Open Thread

There are the further difficulties of building a population out of a diversity of races, each at a different stage of cultural evolution, some in need of restraint, many in need of protection; everywhere a bewildering Babel of tongues. - Arthur Keith

Feb 01 2018

Cure for Priapism: Feminist Fight Club Femme Feral

The first two rules of Fight Club are, don’t talk about Fight Club. But this does not apply to the feminist fight club Femme Feral, because moonbattery is largely about exhibitionists drawing attention to themselves by making an obnoxious pageant of their tasteless eccentricity. Here less than lovely feminists resist Theresa May and the rest of the patriarchy by dressing up like prostitutes in a surreal nightmare and then wrestling:

On a tip from Steve T.

Feb 01 2018

San Jose Banishes Christopher Columbus to the Memory Hole

They started with Robert E. Lee, because even though he was a great man and an important figure in American history, being a Virginian he fought for the South, and the Southerners were the bad guys, since they lost and didn’t get to write the history books. In no time at all, transgression worthy of banishment to the Memory Hole escalated from being from Virginia to being from Europe:

[T]he San Jose City Council late Tuesday night voted to remove a controversial Christopher Columbus statue from the City Hall lobby.

San Jose is the third largest city in California.

The marble statue, hand carved in Italy, was a gift to the city of San Jose from Italian-American groups in 1958.

Italian immigrants assimilated and became successful; therefore, they are denied cherished “marginalized” status, and their heroes are kicked to the curb.

Columbus is a hero not only to Italians but to everyone who treasures Western Civilization, which he played a key role in helping to expand. That makes him a villain to progressives.

[O]ver the decades, the statue has become a focal point in San Jose culture wars.

While some view Columbus as a brave explorer, others see him as a ruthless colonizer.

The statue has been attacked and pieced back together twice.

This isn’t the first time San Jose employed the Memory Hole to prevent regular Americans from taking pride in their culture:

A statue of Thomas Fallon raising the American flag over San Jose during the war with Mexico was kept in crates for years because it offended Mexican Americans.

Having been found guilty of bringing the Western Hemisphere into the West from out of Stone Age savagery, Christopher Columbus will be punished by vilification and then erasure. As progressives progress, he will eventually be followed by every other great man in history.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Feb 01 2018

Prominent Democrat Wants Parental Warning When President Appears on TV

Bipartisanship sounds good in theory, but how are you supposed to work together with the other party when it consists of tantrum-throwing 4-year-olds?

Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., who appeared on BET Wednesday to lambast President Trump’s State of the Union Address, called for a parental advisory each time the president appears on television.

“Whenever he appears on TV there should be a disclaimer that says ‘This may be may not be acceptable for children,’” she said.

The prominent Congresscritter thinks Trump could be a bad influence on the kids because he is “divisive” — and of course “racist.”

Waters demonstrated her own lack of divisiveness by refusing to attend the SOTU address. She has demonstrated her concern for the well-being of children with her staunch advocacy of abortion.

I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion. - Maxine Waters

On tips from Chuck A.

Feb 01 2018

Australian Nurses and Midwives to Undergo White Privilege Brainwashing

No field of endeavor is left unmolested by moonbattery — not even nursing and midwifery. From Australia:

Peak nursing and midwifery governing bodies will adopt existing international codes to guide ethical behaviour and decision making in March this year, including guidelines for car for minority groups.

A section of the new code describes how nurses and midwives should “de-colonise” care practices for patients of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander backgrounds.

“Cultural safety represents a key philosophical shift from providing care regardless of difference, to care that takes account of peoples’ unique needs,” the code which comes into effect on 1 March 2018 reads.

Physical safety is part of the racist old world that saw patients as individuals. That world must be destroyed. In utopia, we will have cultural safety instead.

“It requires nurses and midwives to undertake an ongoing process of self-reflection and cultural self-awareness, and an acknowledgement of how a nurse’s/midwife’s personal culture impacts on care.”

In other words, at the expense of focusing on the technical aspects of their trade, nurses and midwives are to have their noses rubbed in their supposed “white privilege.”

In relation to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander health, cultural safety provides a de-colonising model of practice based on dialogue, communication, power sharing and negotiation, and the acknowledgment of white privilege.

Maybe instead of providing Aborigines with advanced medical care, nurses should wave bones over them and pronounce them cured. That way they can die of their ailments in a condition of cultural safety, as if wicked white people had never come along to spoil everything with their colonizing ways.

The new code of conduct will be adopted by the Nursing and Midwifery Board of Australia, Australian College of Midwives (ACM), Australian College of Nursing and Australian Nursing and Midwifery Federation.

Robert Conquest’s second rule of politics comes to mind once again. Any organization that is not explicitly right-wing, eventually becomes left-wing, even if it should have nothing whatsoever to do with politics.

On a tip from Andrew in Australia.

Feb 01 2018

Free Tablets for New York State Inmates

Whoever said crime does not pay did not live in a state run by moonbats. In New York, sojourning criminals will receive not only free medical and dental care but also free tablets:

The tablets will give inmates access to educational content, eBooks and music, officials said. They’ll also help inmates file grievances and allow them to communicate with family and friends through a secure email system.

The tablets might also facilitate gaping at pornography, although there will be no Internet access — at least, not until a liberal judge decides that not having Internet access constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.

On a tip from Heckrules.

Feb 01 2018

Fort Worth Update: Jacqueline Craig’s Lawyer Not Licensed to Practice in Texas

Let’s have an update on the appalling and increasingly farcical story of Black Lives Matter radicalism tearing apart the Fort Worth Police Department from within.

The story began when activists like dubious black person Shaun King (a.k.a. Talcum X) made a racial issue out of a disorderly woman named Jacqueline Craig forcing Officer William Martin to arrest her. Officers of Color within the FWPD then doxed Martin, putting at risk his life and that of his pregnant wife.

Craig has tried to milk her 15 minutes by hiring “civil rights” attorney Lee Merritt to sue Martin and the city of Fort Worth. Lo and behold:

Merritt is being sued for allegedly practicing without a license in Texas. …

The Unauthorized Practice of Law Committee filed the suit Monday in Tarrant County, seeking a temporary injunction to stop Merritt from practicing in state courts in Texas.

A Collin County judge granted a temporary injunction, preventing Merritt from practicing law at the state level until a hearing next week.

An exam question for students of moonbattery: Why is it a problem that Merritt is not licensed to practice law in Texas?

That’s right. Because racism — or as Merritt intones:

“Launching baseless investigations and filing frivolous lawsuits is a common tactic used to prevent civil rights lawyers from disrupting unjust practices in Southern States.”

Why should Merritt need to be licensed to loot practice in Texas? His oppressed status and noble goal of imposing social justice are license enough.

By the way, one of the malicious leakers who doxed Officer Martin is former Assistant Chief Abdul Pridgen. Considering the seriousness of his transgression, his punishment was trivial, but he did get busted down to Captain. He responded by filing suit, going on leave, and setting up a GoFundMe page.

Then the city of Seaside, California chose him to be their next Chief of Police out of a pool of 51 applicants.

White officers are sure to know that he will have their backs — and a selection of knives to stick in them.

Congratulations to Seaside. The town is now certifiably politically correct.

Jan 31 2018

Open Thread

Good intentions are impotent unless based on reality. - Arthur Jensen

Jan 31 2018

Paul Joseph Watson on Dems’ Unseemly SOTU Reaction

As noted previously (here, here, and here), Democrats reacted with all the goodwill of rattlesnakes to Trump’s cheerful and patriotic State of the Union address, even scowling at the excellent economic news. This is because anything that is good for America is bad for the Democrat Party. You can tell things are going well by the sour looks on Democrat faces. Paul Joseph Watson weighs in:

It will be ugly when these moonbats worm their way back into power with the media’s assistance. Poor losers are also poor winners.

On tips from Lyle and StephaneDumas.

Jan 31 2018

Moonbat Congresscritter Reacts to Patriotism with Conspicuous Revulsion

Congresscritter Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) has made a career out of aggressively siding with foreigners against American citizens, so it should come as no surprise that an outburst of patriotism at the State of the Union address so triggered him that he had to scuttle in disgust from out of the chamber:

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Jan 31 2018

Next After Chief Wahoo: Notre Dame’s Fighting Irish Logo

Now that the Cleveland Indians cravenly caved and offered up the beloved Chief Wahoo on the altar of political correctness, liberal bullies are satisfied, and will stop dictating repressive demands, right? Of course not:

ESPN “First Take” host Max Kellerman argued the Notre Dame Fighting Irish mascot is offensive as well.

Even the left-wing Washington Post found that nine out of 10 Indians know better than to be offended that teams are named after them, despite constantly being told to be offended by exploitative cultural Marxists. Kellerman doesn’t care.

He [barked] that ethnic mascots should be changed “even if it is a minority of the group that is offended,” and said that rule also should apply to the University of Notre Dame, whose athletic teams are known as the Fighting Irish.

“Many Irish-Americans are not offended, but many are. And should that also change? The answer is yes, unequivocally yes,” Kellerman said, as his guest Will Cain groaned and facepalmed.

Moonbat totalitarians like Kellerman are getting desperate for something new to ban if they have to become belligerently offended on behalf of the fellow white people they normally denigrate.

“Pernicious, negative stereotypes of marginalized people that offend even some among them should be changed. It’s not that hard,” Kellerman concluded.

Congratulations to the large percentage of regular Americans with Irish blood. We have now achieved “marginalized” status, and are entitled to all manner of special privileges and protections.

Kellerman lisps and splutters his moonbat demands.

On tips from Byron and TCS III.

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