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The Washington Post is an American daily newspaper. It is the most widely circulated newspaper published in Washington, D.C., and was founded in 1877, making it the area's oldest extant newspaper.
Located in the capital city of the United States, the newspaper has a particular emphasis on national politics. Daily editions are printed for the District of Columbia, Maryland, and Virginia. The newspaper is published as a broadsheet, with photographs printed both in color and in black and white.
The newspaper has won 47 Pulitzer Prizes. This includes six separate Pulitzers awarded in 2008, the second-highest number ever given to a single newspaper in one year.Post journalists have also received 18 Nieman Fellowships and 368 White House News Photographers Association awards. In the early 1970s, in the best-known episode in newspaper's history, reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein led the American press' investigation into what became known as the Watergate scandal; reporting in the newspaper greatly contributed to the resignation of President Richard Nixon. In years since, its investigations have led to increased review of the Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
James Edward O'Keefe III (born June 28, 1984) is an American conservative activist. He has produced secretly recorded undercover audio and video encounters, some selectively edited, with figures and workers in academic, governmental and social service organizations, purportedly showing abusive or alleged illegal behavior by representatives of those organizations. He gained national attention for his release of video recordings of workers at ACORN offices in 2009, his arrest in early 2010 at the office of then-U.S. Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) in a failed attempt to record staff conversations, and the release of videos of conversations with two high-ranking, now former, NPR executives in 2011.
Due to his videos of ACORN workers allegedly aiding a couple in criminal planning, the US Congress voted to freeze funds for the non-profit. The national scandal resulted in the non-profit also losing most private funding before investigations were completed. In March 2010, ACORN was close to bankruptcy and had to close most of its offices. Shortly after, the California State Attorney General's Office and the US Government Accountability Office released their related investigative reports. The Attorney General's Office found that O'Keefe had misrepresented the actions of ACORN workers and that the workers had not committed illegal actions. A preliminary probe by the GAO found that ACORN had managed its federal funds appropriately.
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Roy Stewart Moore (born February 11, 1947) is an American judge, Republican politician, and the current Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. In 2003, during Moore's first term as Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, he refused to remove a monument of the Ten Commandments (which he had commissioned) from the Alabama Judicial Building despite orders to do so from a federal judge. On November 13, 2003, the Alabama Court of the Judiciary unanimously removed Moore from his post as Chief Justice.
In the years preceding his first election to the state Supreme Court, Moore successfully resisted attempts to have a display of the Ten Commandments removed from the courtroom. The controversy around Moore generated national attention. Moore's supporters regard his stand as a defense of "judicial rights" and the Constitution of Alabama. Moore contended that federal judges who ruled against his actions consider "obedience of a court order superior to all other concerns, even the suppression of belief in the sovereignty of God."
"The President's Own" United States Marine Band recorded John Philip Sousa's march "The Washington Post" on March, 3, 2009, in the John Philip Sousa Band Hall at Marine Barracks Annex in Washington, D.C. This video was recorded for the National Museum of the Marine Corps gallery titled "A Global Expeditionary Force 1866-1916," where visitors will find an interactive Marine Band exhibit.
March: The Washington Post. Composed by John Philip Sousa. Performed by the USAF Heritage of America Band.
A woman was hired to pose as one of Roy Moore's victims in an attempt to make The Washington Post report fake news. And it seems to have worked. Subscribe to Comedy Central UK: http://bit.ly/1gaKaZO Check out the Comedy Central UK website: http://bit.ly/1iBXF6j Get social with Comedy Central UK: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentralUK Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/comedycentraluk
In newly released undercover video, Washington Post National Security Correspondent Dan Lamothe and Director of Product Joey Marburger speak to the paper’s hidden agenda. Evidently, covering Trump the way they do is good business, even though it’s fake news. Donate: http://projectveritas.com/donate Website: http://projectveritas.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProjectVeritas Twitter: https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas
The Washington Post exposed Project Veritas' most recent scam. Cenk Uygur, and John Iadarola the hosts of The Young Turks, break it down. Tell us what you think in the comment section below. Read more here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/a-woman-approached-the-post-with-dramatic--and-false--tale-about-roy-moore-sje-appears-to-be-part-of-undercover-sting-operation/2017/11/27/0c2e335a-cfb6-11e7-9d3a-bcbe2af58c3a_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_no-name%3Apage%2Fbreaking-news-bar&tidr;=a_breakingnews&utm;_term=.ea02d1ef1528 "A woman who falsely claimed to The Washington Post that Roy Moore, the Republican U.S. Senate candidate in Alabama, impregnated her as a teenager appears to work with an organization that uses deceptive tactics to secretly record conversations in an effort to emb...
Help us cover the political revolution: http://www.patreon.com/TYTNation "A woman who falsely claimed to The Washington Post that Roy Moore, the Republican U.S. Senate candidate in Alabama, impregnated her as a teenager appears to work with an organization that uses deceptive tactics to secretly record conversations in an effort to embarrass its targets. In a series of interviews over two weeks, the woman shared a dramatic story about an alleged sexual relationship with Moore in 1992 that led to an abortion when she was 15. During the interviews, she repeatedly pressed Post reporters to give their opinions on the effects that her claims could have on Moore’s candidacy if she went public. The Post did not publish an article based on her unsubstantiated account. When Post reporters confro...
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Washington Post claims group run by conservative activist sent false Moore accuser to entrap the paper; analysis from Howard Kurtz, Fox News media analyst and host of 'MediaBuzz.'
It now appears that a woman who contacted the Washington Post with a false Roy Moore accusation works for James O'Keefe, founder of Project Veritas. » Subscribe to MSNBC: http://on.msnbc.com/SubscribeTomsnbc About: MSNBC is the premier destination for in-depth analysis of daily headlines, insightful political commentary and informed perspectives. Reaching more than 95 million households worldwide, MSNBC offers a full schedule of live news coverage, political opinions and award-winning documentary programming -- 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Connect with MSNBC Online Visit msnbc.com: http://on.msnbc.com/Readmsnbc Find MSNBC on Facebook: http://on.msnbc.com/Likemsnbc Follow MSNBC on Twitter: http://on.msnbc.com/Followmsnbc Follow MSNBC on Google+: http://on.msnbc.com/Plusmsnbc Follow MSNB...
James O'Keefe and Project Veritas tried to trick the Washington Post into publishing fake news. It did not go well for them. ■ Follow us on TWITCH! http://twitch.tv/etc_show http://twitch.tv/eliotetc http://twitch.tv/itsrickyftw ■ Our merch is now available! Check it out at http://etcmerch.com ■ LINKS: • https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/a-woman-approached-the-post-with-dramatic--and-false--tale-about-roy-moore-sje-appears-to-be-part-of-undercover-sting-operation/2017/11/27/0c2e335a-cfb6-11e7-9d3a-bcbe2af58c3a_story.html • https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/11/27/a-botched-sting-with-a-phony-roy-moore-accuser-was-supposed-to-discredit-the-media-like-similar-schemes-it-did-the-opposite/?utm_term=.c5cd2cfe5afb • https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple...
"Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver questioned actor Dustin Hoffman at a Tribeca Film panel on Dec. 1 about sexual harassment allegations made against him. Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2qiJ4dy Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/washingtonpost/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/washingtonpost/
This is a famous and patriotic march written by John Philip Sousa. It is track 13 of the John Philip Sousa album, "Sousa Original". It was composed by John Philip Sousa in 1890 and released that year. This clearer sounding version was recorded in 1988, and played by "The President's Own" United States Marine Band!
"I Wouldn't Use The Washington Post As My Source" Sarah Sanders Crushes CNN Reporter Over Bob Corker Sarah Sanders Reacts To A Reporter Calling The White House Liars ! sarah huckabee sanders held a white house press briefing today and discussed many things, bob corker came up tons, this is breaking news and latest news and today news about president trump , this was president donald trump's press secretary sarah sanders press conference today sarah sanders press briefing 10/24/2017 sarah reaction is very telling she does not like that someone is misconstruing facts and not telling the truth this is a white house briefing from washington dc , usa america original air date: 10/25/2017
"That's More Fake News From The Washington Post" Sarah Sanders Slams CBS Reporter Sarah Sanders Calls WAPO Fake News sarah sanders press conference for president trump , donald trump and white house press briefing makes stunning announcement on russia and trump investigation this is breaking news and latest news today in politics this was taped during sarah sanders white house press conference and sarah sanders press briefing sarah huckabee sanders original air date: 7/ 27/ 2017
"The Washington Post will now prohibit social media activity that “adversely affects” the newspaper’s advertisers or partners, according to a Washingtonian report. Watch the full episode here: https://goo.gl/c6UeCt Read more here: http://www.mintpressnews.com/washington-post-staff-banned-criticizing-advertisers/229821/ The new policy states that employees of The Post must not conduct themselves on social media in a way that “adversely affects The Post’s customers, advertisers, subscribers, vendors, suppliers, or partners.” A breach of the policy could result in disciplinary action “up to and including termination of employment.” A bulletin sent out Sunday night by The Post’s guild protested the company-wide action. The policy, put into effect on May 1, encourages employees not to dispar...
In this Majority Report clip, we watch some hilarious footage of a woman, revealed to be a colleague of James O'Keefe, get caught red handed trying to set up the Washington Post. We need your help to keep providing free videos! Support the Majority Report's video content by going to http://www.Patreon.com/MajorityReport Watch the Majority Report live M–F at 12 p.m. EST at youtube.com/samseder or listen via daily podcast at http://Majority.FM Download our FREE app: http://majorityapp.com SUPPORT the show by becoming a member: http://jointhemajorityreport.com LIKE us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/MajorityReport FOLLOW us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MajorityFM SUBSCRIBE to us on YouTube: http://youtube.com/SamSeder More: http://money.cnn.com/2017/11/28/media/washington-post-jame...
James O'Keefe's 'Project Veritas Action'—a media outlet known for publishing deceptively edited "sting" videos used to attack left-wingers—was busted by The Washington Post in the most embarrassing, cringe-inducing way possible. In this segment we'll talk about the scam they devised to entrap The Washington Post in an attempt to defend U.S. Senate Candidate Roy Moore, and how it backfired spectacularly. Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/a-woman-approached-the-post-with-dramatic--and-false--tale-about-roy-moore-sje-appears-to-be-part-of-undercover-sting-operation/2017/11/27/0c2e335a-cfb6-11e7-9d3a-bcbe2af58c3a_story.html?utm_term=.40e00a9dccdc ************************ Visit Our Website: http://www.humanistreport.com/ Follow Us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/Humanis...
From San Dimas, CA San Dimas High School Marching Saints performing their march The Washington Post by John Philip Sousa at the San Dimas Western Days Parade on Saturday, October 2nd 2010. Scores Class B 83.20 - 4th place Band 76.90 - 2nd place Auxiliary 77.00 - 5th place HS Mace Drum Major
Federal regulators vote to allow Internet providers to speed up service for some apps and websites — and block or slow down others — in a decision repealing landmark, Obama-era regulations for broadband companies such as AT&T; and Verizon. Read the story: http://wapo.st/2CcV0jT. Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2qiJ4dy Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/washingtonpost/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/washingtonpost/
President Robert Mugabe expected to address the nation after his party put pressure on him to resign. Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2qiJ4dy Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/washingtonpost/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/washingtonpost/
James O'Keefe and Project Veritas tried to trick the Washington Post into publishing fake news. It did not go well for them. ■ Follow us on TWITCH! http://twitch.tv/etc_show http://twitch.tv/eliotetc http://twitch.tv/itsrickyftw ■ Our merch is now available! Check it out at http://etcmerch.com ■ LINKS: • https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/a-woman-approached-the-post-with-dramatic--and-false--tale-about-roy-moore-sje-appears-to-be-part-of-undercover-sting-operation/2017/11/27/0c2e335a-cfb6-11e7-9d3a-bcbe2af58c3a_story.html • https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/11/27/a-botched-sting-with-a-phony-roy-moore-accuser-was-supposed-to-discredit-the-media-like-similar-schemes-it-did-the-opposite/?utm_term=.c5cd2cfe5afb • https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple...
Attorney General Jeff Sessions testifies to the House Judiciary Committee on "Oversight of the Department of Justice." Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2qiJ4dy Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/washingtonpost/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/washingtonpost/
From the Pentagon Papers revelations of Operation Mockingbird to today's #fakenews we explore the Deep State's subversive media penetration. Why did Shawn Boburg sit on critical Awangate information for three weeks and ignore evidence in the basement of 4809 Sprayer? Is Luke Rosiak working for the Daily Caller or the Washington Post? How did Luke determine that 123@mail.house.gov is a "working email address"? Queen Tut's Trello page - https://trello.com/b/UxfELJBX/washington-post-bezocia-influence-and-the-truth-about-the-pakistani-spy-ring-in-congress Become a sponsor of Crowdsource the Truth and support the effort http://paypal.me/crowdsourcethetruth https://www.patreon.com/crowdsourcethetruth or email truth@crowdsourcethetruth.org for a secure Bitcoin sponsorship link **Leg...
Former national security adviser Michael T. Flynn was charged Dec. 1 with making a false statement to the FBI about his contacts with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2qiJ4dy Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/washingtonpost/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/washingtonpost/
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Conservative commentator Ann Coulter, former ACLU Pres Nadine Strossen join Post columnist Charles Lane discussing free speech #FreeToState
President Trump holds a rally in Pensacola, Fla. Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2qiJ4dy Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/washingtonpost/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/washingtonpost/
Join Richard Gingras, VP of News at Google, for a fireside chat with Marty Baron, Executive Editor of the Washington Post, where he has guided their ambitious journalistic efforts and been a driving force beyond their digital innovations. It's a great opportunity to hear the thinking of one of the most respected news editors in the world. And, yes, he's the guy from the Spotlight movie! Marty Baron is executive editor of The Washington Post, overseeing a staff of about 700 journalists. Under his leadership, The Post has won four Pulitzer Prizes. Previously, Baron was editor of the Boston Globe and during his time the newsroom took home six Pulitzers. Baron also held top editing positions at The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times and The Miami Herald.
http://www.democracynow.org - The Washington Post announced on Monday the paper had been sold to Amazon.com founder and CEO Jeff Bezos for $250 million. Bezos, one of the world's wealthiest men, now controls one of the most powerful newspapers in the country. Some critics of the sale have cited Bezos' close ties to the U.S. government. In 2010, Amazon pulled the plug on hosting the WikiLeaks website under heavy political pressure. Earlier this year, Amazon inked a $600 million cloud computing deal with the CIA. Independent booksellers and publishers have also long complained about Amazon's business practices. Watch Part 1 of this discussion: http://youtu.be/Mh3e5KcYeaQ Democracy Now! hosts a roundtable on the history of Amazon and the future of the newspaper industry. "Monopoly newspaper...
FBI Director Christopher A. Wray testifies before the House Judiciary Committee for a routine oversight hearing. Subscribe to The Washington Post on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2qiJ4dy Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/washingtonpost/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/washingtonpost/
All credit to The Washington Post. Donald Trump outlined an unabashadly non interventionist approach to world affairs Monday, telling The Washington Post's editorial board that he questions the need for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, which has formed the backbone of Western security policies since the Cold War. The meeting at The Post covered a range of issues, including media libel laws, violence at his rallies, climate change, the NATO and the U.S. presence in Asia. http://www.serbsfortrump.com/
The challenges to mainstream media continue to mount. First, it was digital disruption. Then it was fake news. And then, in the United States, came President Trump. As much as any news organisation, The Washington Post has been at the centre of all these challenges. The Post’s newsroom leader will outline how his organisation envisions surviving, and thriving, in an environment that continues to deliver financial, technological, and political perils. With Martin Baron. More info: https://www.gensummit2017.org/sessions/keynote/
A new report by a pro-Hillary think tank gave the Washington Post sufficient ammo to fire off no less than four anti-Bernie hit pieces in under seven hours. The report is full of errors and omissions, again. Maybe they’ll all apologize again in a few months. Cenk Uygur, John Iadarola (ThinkTank), Katie Halper, and Josh Zepps, hosts of The Young Turks, break it down. Tell us what you think in the comment section below. "It’s not news that the Washington Post’s editorial board has been lobbying against Sen. Bernie Sanders since the beginning of his improbable presidential campaign. Sometimes this editorial ethos seems to extend to other parts of the paper, as it did in March, when thePost managed to run 16 negative stories about Sanders in 16 hours (FAIR.org, 3/8/16). While the Post has pu...
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So the Washington Post is going to lead the fight against fake news? Isn't that like putting the fox in the henhouse? Time and time again of late the WaPo is caught colluding with the US government to create fake news. Is the mainstream media having a nervous breakdown?
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Theyve got the comics and the crossword puzzles, too
Theyve got the help wanted pages and want ads there
So if you think youll ever find a better paper in the world
You better go to church and say a prayer (and say a prayer)
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Theyve got a big editorial staff as well
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My friend then you can always go to Hell, (you go to hell, you go to hell you go to hell
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You might be wondering about their op-ed page
And if theyll print what you offer as timeless prose?
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Right before they tell you, Stick it up your nose! (yes up your nose, yes up your nose,
Yes up your nose, before they tell you, you can stick it up your nose, sir!
Reporters write their stories down by hand sometimes
They use computers and typewriter keyboards, too
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