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Digital Editor :: feminist :: texan :: comedian :: ranch dip apologist :: reluctant adventurer :: she/her :: pitch me! grimes@texasobserver.org

Austin, TX
Bergabung April 2007

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  1. Final Friday! (at in Austin, TX)

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    Today I heard Thriller in the car and thought "you know, this song could've really used a ghost abortions verse." 👻

  3. The neighbros are very rocking out this afternoon, so shred, wow amplifier

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    The Rock's gonna travel the USA nationalizing everything by declaring The People's Hospital, the People's Oil Co...

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    send it to your enemy. then create a website where people send the candles to their enemies.

  6. accidentally ordered a candle that smells like peppermint catbox

  7. SAVE US MR. ROCK SAVE US FROM OURSELVES

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    I'm curious if these same wingnuts have determined how much money abstinence is costing this country.

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    The anti-choice movement's next foray into made-up science: 👻ghost abortions👻

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    We're all dressing as our favorite disciple for the last supper/ final friday tonight right ?

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    what about all the times folks ate too much Chinese food and were too tired to bone

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    what about emissions where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg?

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    And did they factor in those not born or birthing due to contraceptives? Must be gazillions of $.

  14. DON’T WORRY, PEOPLE WHO TOLD ME TO GO FOR A HIKE, IT IS AN OUTSIDE MALL BASICALLY HIKING WITH STARBUCKS

  15. OKAY I’M GOING TO THE MALL

  16. I’m not about to watch that movie without a drink, and I don’t want to get banned from the

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    Do you drink? I'm Jewish, but I suspect day drinking is what Jesus would have wanted you to do.

  18. What do I do? Should I go to the mall? I do love the mall.

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