The Green Goo (2011)

Actors: Chan Walrus (composer), Max Hey (producer), Max Hey (director), Max Hey (writer), Max Hey (actor), Randall Coleman (actor), Randall Coleman (writer), Randall Coleman (director), Jacob Boelter (actor), Avi Wolf (actor), Kirstaleen Hernandez (actress), Rae-Lynn Hoffman (actress), Maggie Redemann (actress), Max Wilson (actor), Quincy Drews (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Dance Fu (2011)

Actors: Kel Mitchell (actor), Kel Mitchell (writer), Affion Crockett (actor), Mike Dennert (miscellaneous crew), Kel Mitchell (producer), Cedric the Entertainer (producer), Cedric the Entertainer (director), Tommy Davidson (actor), Rodney Perry (actor), Kel Mitchell (actor), Cedric the Entertainer (actor), Gary Anthony Sturgis (actor), Andre McCoy (actor), Kat Graham (actress), Kristian Bernard (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Mayflower! (2009)

Actors: Princess Donna (actress), Dee Marshall (actress), John Ryan (actor), Lee Cummings (producer), Lee Cummings (director), Lee Cummings (editor), M. Jennings (actor), Kristen Lang (actress), M. Jennings (producer), Allegra Hirschman (actress), Romus Reece (editor), Stephanie Brown (actress), Romus Reece (actor), Romus Reece (producer), Rick Reeve (composer),

Plot: 'No game' Marcus makes a bet that he'll go out with the next girl who walks through the Mayflower! bar doors. She just happens to be the gorgeous Rhonda and costs $1000 to take him around the world. You'll never believe what happens next on Marcus and Lamont's adventure to get the money. They're not crossing the Atlantic, but be prepared for the voyage... a lot can happen in one day at the Mayflower! Bar.

Keywords: dominatrix
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Blunted House: The Movie (2009)

Actors: Aria London (actress), M.L. Davis (actor), Monte C. Wilson (producer), M.L. Davis (producer), Peter Bellessis (actor), Lamar Stewart (actor), Calvin Cyrus (actor), Michael Evans Lopez (actor), Jefandi Cato (actress), Daniel Russell (actor), Norman Miller (writer), Ajubeka Adekoya (actress), Norman Miller (writer), Norman Miller (director), Marques Davis (actor),

Plot: An eerie comedy about two friends from LA who decides to take their small time weed selling business off the streets and indoors by converting their home into a two story bong. Charging people to enter the Blunted House becomes an instant success, but turns spooky when they decide to get their supply from a Voo-Doo practicing weed man.

Genres: Comedy,

When Life Sucks, Get a Helmet! (2008)

Actors: Brandon Ludwig (actor), Steven Ahola (director), Steven Ahola (producer), Steven Ahola (writer), Scott Clevely (producer), Andrew Pigott (actor), Jacob Neayem (actor), David Hopkinson (producer), Iain Robinson (actor), Emily Upper (actress), Melissa Chlan (editor), Umberto Micheli (composer), Matt Barker (actor),

Plot: Being a teenager is not all fun and games, even when you have your license and your own car. It's kind of like being a kid at an amusement park, you're too tall for the kiddie rides but too short for the coasters. Rene, Mark, Dirt and Scott wish they could be legal age, like their friend Al and yet Al doesn't understand why they aren't just simply loving their teenage years. Under age drinking! Being brought home by the police! Sex with lots of girls! Man, why aren't these guys living it up like he did? The boys do have fun, but there is only so much time spent at bowling alleys and pool halls that these boys can handle. They invent their own fun at the local Toys A Lot where they stir up perhaps a little bit too much fun and ruckus while debating the virtues of teenage life.

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Teenager: Too Tall For Kiddie Rides, Too Short For Coasters

Waters Rising (2007)

Actors: Junie Hoang (actress), Melanie Moon (actress), Mark David (editor), Greg Carter (director), Greg Carter (writer), Jalene Mack (miscellaneous crew), Joe Grisaffi (actor), Greg Carter (producer), Jalene Mack (actress), Mark David (producer), Greg Carter (actor), Amanda Chism (actress), Keith Kjornes (producer), Sara Gaston (actress), Prodigy (actor),

Plot: Two Hurricane Katrina evacuees from the Desire Projects in New Orleans who both end up in Houston after the storm. The storm twists the fates of these two men. The first, Jay Dee, was a feared and powerful crime boss who is humbled when he loses everything and winds up as a lowly clerk at a retail chain store. The second, Shawn, an underachieving poor kid from the neighborhood gets a fresh start and becomes a writer/novelist.

Keywords: based-on-true-story, criminal, disaster, drugs, flood, gangster, hurricane-katrina, independent-film, mass-killing, mississippi
Genres: Crime, Drama,

Beer League (2006)

Actors: Ralph Macchio (actor), Danielle Wilson (miscellaneous crew), Artie Lange (producer), Sharon Watt (miscellaneous crew), Laurie Metcalf (actress), Artie Lange (writer), Keisha (actress), Jim Breuer (actor), Artie Lange (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Tina Fey (actress), Joe Lo Truglio (actor), Joseph R. Gannascoli (actor), Susan T. Parsons (miscellaneous crew), Jerry Minor (actor),

Plot: Beer, broads and baseball: a group of misfits whose weekly softball games seem to have a lot more to do with getting into fights for macho dominance than hitting home runs. Artie is an unemployed and unmotivated drunk that is predictably still living with his mother. He is on a losing softball team, and he and his teammates are facing the end of softball as they know it if they can't pull it together. When love enters his life, it unexpectedly alters Artie's low self-esteem, and the odds for winning, not only the league trophy, but a new life, are certainly looking up. He and his teammates will have to go for the win.

Keywords: alcohol, baseball, baseball-movie, beer, cocaine, drug-use, drunkenness, friend, friendship, homophobia
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: No Gut, No Glory His team has the biggest balls in the league. Step Up. Shape Up. Sober Up.

Quotes:

Dirt: Hey! I don't wanna see any a you Italians drinking from my water bottle! Damned wops!

Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now.::Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed? I just got cock-blocked by my mom!

Dirt: You look like a bunch of Monkeys trying fuck a football!

Artie DeVanzo: [imitating Yankees PA Announcer Bob Sheppard] Your attention please, now pitching for Mangenelli: Number 1, Needle Dick, [Artie's team laughs] Number 1::Dennis Mangenelli: Yeah, all right!::Artie DeVanzo: Needle Dick.

Artie DeVanzo: You know, Dave, you might be a lefty.

Artie DeVanzo: Hey, are we done here? 'Cause I'm losing my buzz.

Johnny Trinno: It's unfair, it's like pitching to a healthy Lou Gehrig.

Gina: Okay, you know what? I'm not being a bitch here. You're missing Marie's recital tonight, and I said we could wait 'til after the softball season to go on our honeymoon. I even let you pick your scumbag friend Artie as best man!::Maz: Sweetheart, listen, huh? It's the first game of the season. I just don't wanna be late, alright? I'm with you on the cakes, I'll look at 'em later.::Gina: You know, I was gonna surprise you by making your little plastic man on the cake a Derek Jeter action figure. But now? No. I'm making you one of those Puerto Ricans from the fucking Mets!::Maz: Don't even joke like that, Gina!

Maz: I'll have an egg-white omelet made with very little oil, dry wheat toast, and grapefruit juice.::Johnny Trinno: Oh my god, that's the gayest order I've ever heard.::Artie DeVanzo: You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude.::Maz: Alright, here it comes.::Johnny Trinno: You know, just placing an order like that would get you kicked out of the army.::Artie DeVanzo: You know, if you put a construction helmet on that order, it could join the Village People.::Rhonda: Would you guys knock it off so I can do my job?::Maz: Thank you.::Rhonda: Alright, Maz, that's an egg-white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice.::Maz: That's right.::Rhonda: Do you want a side order of cock with that?

Dirt: You're a fat fucking disgrace!

Poochini's Yard (2000)

Actors: Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Billy West (actor), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Billy West (actor), Billy West (actor), Billy West (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Charles Schneider (writer), Matt Wayne (writer), Matt Wayne (writer), Matt Wayne (writer), Matt Wayne (writer), Matt Wayne (writer),

Genres: Animation, Comedy,

Beyond the Law (1993)

Actors: Charlie Sheen (actor), John D. Sarviss (actor), John D. Sarviss (miscellaneous crew), Michael Madsen (actor), Rip Torn (actor), Courtney B. Vance (actor), Dennis Burkley (actor), Richard N. Gladstein (producer), Leon Rippy (actor), Don Brochu (editor), Robert C. Jones (editor), John D'Andrea (composer), Brenda K. Wachel (miscellaneous crew), Peter McManus (miscellaneous crew), Tom Noga (actor),

Plot: Dan Saxon is an undercover cop who infiltrates a biker gang to nail the scum behind a drug-smuggling operation. In order to maintain the trust of the gang's leader, he must commit ever more dangerous and heinous crimes. Just how far 'beyond the law' will Saxon go?

Keywords: african-american, anti-hero, apache, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, barroom-brawl, based-on-true-story, beating, biker, biker-culture
Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Some men are meant to stand between good and evil.

Quotes:

Bogus Charlie: Something else my grandfather told me. What a true apache had to do, when surrounded, and out-numbered by crazy white men.::Dan Saxon: What's that?::Bogus Charlie: Give the fuck up!

Dan Saxon: He saved my life.::Renee: He saved Sid's life. Can you even tell the difference anymore?

Blood: Shut up! Don't say anything, don't do anything, just fucking sit there!

Virgil: You're not dirty enough. You're not crazy enough.::Dan Saxon: I'm getting really fucking tired of hearing you say that.::Virgil: Yeah? Well being tired is a lot better than being dead, man.

[first lines]::Title Card: It is easy to go down in to hell; night and day the gates of dark death stand wide; but to climb back up again, to retrace one's steps to the open air, there lies the problem, the difficult task. Virgil: The Aeneid

[first lines]::Dan Saxon: [to his turtle] Good morning, Harold. You still alive?

Blood: [after Dan has foiled the gang's convenience store robbery] You just stepped on your meat, man.

Blood: [to Dan] Sid, you're either the dumbest fucker I ever met in my life, or you got the balls of an elephant.

Blood: [as Dan is confronting Oatmeal] You hit him and I'll blow your mother-fuckin' brains out.::Dan Saxon: Boobody lives forever. That's a fact.

Renee: [to Dan] You can't tell the knife from the fuckin' wound anymore.

Hyper Sapien: People from Another Star (1986)

Actors: Keenan Wynn (actor), Peter Jason (actor), Steven Jay Rubin (miscellaneous crew), Peter R. Hunt (director), Talia Shire (producer), Army Archerd (actor), Chuck Shamata (actor), Talia Shire (actress), Arthur B. Rubinstein (composer), David Neale (actor), Gail Strickland (actress), Sydney Penny (actress), David Lereaney (actor), Marilyn Schreffler (actress), Richard Benwick (editor),

Genres: Family, Romance, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: An unforgettable alien encounter. She was from another star. He had waited his whole life for this one meeting. Together they fell in love with a place called Earth.