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Forget Commonwealth Bank's $9.8b profit next week, Ian Narev will be explaining 'cuckoo smurfing'
The Commonwealth Bank reports its full-year results next Wednesday, but chief executive Ian Narev no longer has to worry about the forecast $9.8 billion profit dominating the headlines.