'If you and your wife . . . '

As requested, more whimsy on the blog.

Glenn Beck does a passable impersonation of about a dozen Onion News Network spoof pieces, whereby he 'reveals' the longstanding (not so) hidden alliance between Communists, Fascists and the Progressive elite in the United States - as personified by the late John D. Rockefeller, Jr - and all taking place under our very noses in New York City itself.

Throw in the conspiracy theory of totalitarian art as propaganda in midtown Manhattan; the conspiracy theory of Obama indoctrinating your kids next week via satellite; Jack the sound engineer who was subliminally indoctrinated for 29 years by NBC architecture until Glenn tore the wool from his eyes and the sound cans from his ears; and the conspiracy theory of Van Jones and his ever powerful communist machinations and that's so many conspiracy theories in a nine minute segment that I'm scrambling for time to crowbar in the obligatory throwaway reference to Howard Beale when mentioning Glenn Beck on the blog.

Enjoy. There's more out there from Glenn on YouTube. It's all in plain sight if your eyes are wide open enough.

Infotainment Scam

Our TV died on us last autumn, but after viewing this recent clip from Fox's Glenn Beck Show I now realise that it committed suicide.

Before any British readers get a bit smug about right-wing loud-mouth American tv, wrap your peepers around this recent clip from Noel's HQ:

I always knew Noel Edmonds had his head up his own arse but it's sad to see Keith Chegwin plumb such sorry depths. The man who fronted Naked Jungle reduced to the status of being King Noel's arse wiper. I bet he never thought it would come to this . . . and it must be a bastard trying to wipe when Noel's head is in the way.