Zombie Hunter M.D (2013)

Actors: Michael Flanders (editor), Michael Flanders (actor), Michael Flanders (producer), Michael Flanders (writer), Michael Flanders (director), Shane Moyer (composer), Nick Perillo (producer), Shane Moyer (actor), Nick Perillo (actor), Crystel Snyder (producer), Crystel Snyder (actress), Rodney Crosslin (actor), Ryan Wilson (actor), Francisco Gaytan (composer), Samuel Bear Miller (actor),

Plot: A remote area in suburban Phoenix is being terrorized by zombie attacks and it's up to local zombie hunter Jake Townsley to stop them. Paired with Tully, his dim-witted intern, he comes across an evil plot to take over the world by none other than the displaced god of the dead himself, Baron Samedi. But that's only the tip of the iceberg when the zombie god finds Jake's weakness lurks in the recesses of his own mind, and that the final key to taking over the world may rest there too.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, comedic, oral-sex, tv-mini-series, zombie, zombification
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: The Doctor Will See You Now

Hudson Hawk (1991)

Actors: Bruce Willis (actor), James Coburn (actor), Remo Remotti (actor), John Savident (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Sandra Bernhard (actress), Enrico Lo Verso (actor), Danny Aiello (actor), William Conrad (actor), Michael Klastorin (actor), Richard E. Grant (actor), Frank Stallone (actor), Don Harvey (actor), Joel Silver (producer), Andie MacDowell (actress),

Plot: Eddie Hawkins, called Hudson Hawk has just been released from ten years of prison and is planning to spend the rest of his life honestly. But then the crazy Mayflower couple blackmail him to steal some of the works of Leonardo da Vinci. If he refuses, they threaten to kill his friend Tommy.

Keywords: alchemy, ambulance, art-auction, aviation, bar, based-on-song, blackmail, blindfold, box-office-flop, brooklyn-bridge
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: For this cat burglar, nine lives may just not be enough. Catch the excitement. Catch the laughter. Catch the Hawk. Shy. Sensitive. Law-abiding. Polite. Repsectful. - I don't think so. Catch the Excitement. Catch the Adventure. Catch the Hawk. Watch your step. Hold your breath. Hang on for dear life. And catch...the hawk.

Quotes:

[to a waiter at a classy restaurant in Rome]::Butterfinger: C'mon, Pierre! Read my lips: steak burger! French Fries? This is France, you gotta have French Fries.::Almond Joy: Actually, it's Italy, Butterfinger... she said, as if it made a difference.::Butterfinger: Ah, to be in "Paree" and in love!

Cardinal: Oh, the Pope warned me never to trust the CIA!

Darwin Mayflower: History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!

Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!::Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Bialowski? I can get you an address on that, if you want.

Hudson Hawk: You fuck my freedom for a lousy job?

[first lines]::Narrator: Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a Mammoth statue of a horse. The time was 1481... The artist was Leonardo da Vinci... The guy on the donkey's just a guy on a donkey.

[Hawk has just decapitated a villain]::Hudson Hawk: Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July.

Gates: I got a proposition for ya.::Hudson Hawk: Answer's "no," Gates... Even if you bathe.

Hudson Hawk: But I want to do community service; I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.

Hudson Hawk: If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt."

Terror! Il castello delle donne maledette (1974)

Actors: Salvatore Baccaro (actor), Rossano Brazzi (actor), Luciano Pigozzi (actor), Dick Randall (director), Dick Randall (producer), Alessandro Perrella (actor), Edmund Purdom (actor), Gordon Mitchell (actor), Mike Monty (actor), Christiane Rücker (actress), Marcello Gigante (composer), Oscar Brazzi (producer), Aristide Caporale (actor), William Rose (writer), Simonetta Vitelli (actress),

Plot: Brazzi plays mad Dr. Frankenstein, Dunn is an evil dwarf and Lugosi (no relation to Bela) is a Neanderthal man. Add a monster named Hulk, and some nude women for sexploitation value.

Keywords: anger, bare-breasts, bare-butt, bathtub, brought-back-to-life, butler, candelabra, candle, castle, cave
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: A mad scientist toils in secret. His experiments defy nature. His creatures destroy life. Terror stalks the castle when the secret of life falls into the wrong hands. Weird creatures return to life in...