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Goop recently published four Valentine’s Day gift guides and the items are as outrageous as ever.
The Gwyneth Paltrow-helmed site, which has recommended a $15k, 24-karat gold dildo and continues to support buying egg-shaped jade stones for your vagina, is either totally trolling us or is just totally out of touch.
Check out some of the craziest items they recommend for guys, girls, couples, and “solo yolo” fun below:
1. A pelvic floor exercise tracker.
Elvie, $199
Goop
Goop
Prada
Goop
5. A bag of crystals from Goop’s own shaman.
Goop, $85
Goop
6. This $507 necklace of ruby-encrusted boobs.
Anissa Kermiche, $507
Goop
7. Pine pollen to promote“sexual energy.”
Sun Potion, $55
Goop
8. An incredibly expensive Danielle Steel “Dating Game” clutch.
Olympia Le-Tan, $1,890
Olympia Le-Tan
