elisabeth

i have one curl that's way longer than the others when i put my hair up in a ponytail, but matches length with the rest of my hair when it's down, and it's absolutely killing me that i can't figure out why. always the same curl. anyway i haven't left my apartment for three weeks

what i'm learning is cat trees come in two design styles: beige uglie, and minimalist neo-midcentury. huge oversights in the cat tree design community here. where are my art deco cat trees. my baroque cat trees. i demand that the market serve me!!!!!!!

eyeing my zeroed-out inbox warily, clutching a whack-a-mole mallet

thinking about all the amazing tweets i could make about my sourdough starter if all of u hadn't hurtled that vibe straight toward passé

really feel like everyone is using quarantine to steal my personal brand (suddenly getting extremely into something niche, learning everything about it, recreating it from first principles)

it’s a testament to how insanely busy i am that have not yet tweeted about today’s release of the most important album since dam hunt’s “montevallo”: sam hunt’s “SOUTHSIDE”

i wish this tweet was about only one instance of this like i wish i was subtweeting cuomo stans but i'm not, it's a trend not an anomaly!!! but also don't stan cuomo, u dumbasses

agonizing to keep watching ostensibly smart, or at least not completely ridiculous, people see one person do one thing in a way that is ok-to-fine, turn around, and say completely sincerely and without irony, like, "this person is flawless and should be in charge of everything"