tess mcgeer

@tessmcgeer

like if jo march grew up to write lesbian pulp fiction

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Jan 2017

    who would i be today if ADA casey novak never wore a baseball tee that said "sex crimes" on the chest

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  2. 1 hour ago

    literally height of comedy i'm so soothed

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  3. 1 hour ago

    lifting the screenshot and then ruining my joke w some cornball shit lmao cmon dude

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  4. 2 hours ago

    happy for the one guy who REALLY got a kick out of "big boy pants"

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  5. 3 hours ago

    lmao is this enough RTs to drop my soundcloud yet..consider translating ur excitement about that guy from the apprentice losing his cushy job into buying some food or supplies which me and my cool friends can provide to our unhoused neighbors in la !

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  6. 3 hours ago

    btw this specific quote is from this time mag profile, but her being a supernatural fan was mentioned in a bunch of press she did during that 2018 election and i have in my infinite wisdom simplÿ carried that info around for two years waiting for this day

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  7. 4 hours ago

    huge 24 hours for stacey abrams specifically

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  8. 9 hours ago

    slept for approximately two hours, am awake again with what really feel like but presumably are not life-ending menstrual cramps—did i miss any additional unhinged historic events in that window?

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  9. 12 hours ago

    i know it's my own fault for watching cnn at one am purely because of sick curiosity and masochistic impulses but a biden surrogate trotting out their tried and true "he believes scientists" in a tone that says applause should follow lol profoundly grim

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  10. 12 hours ago
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  11. 13 hours ago

    2000 that's why i turned out like this (bad)

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  12. 13 hours ago

    katy tur and steve kornacki bantering about basketball at one am as we continue to wait for PA results it's really been a nice horny night for your old boy (Me. maybe also other old boys if they too are bi i don't claim to know)

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  13. 13 hours ago

    a little upset that i, a little wine drunk but mostly just prone to homophone confusion, typed "all do respect" but considering the ugly protracted death of the vile american empire and also the gay shit on the cw's supernatural i'm gonna take my own advice and let it go

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  14. 13 hours ago

    i mean be happy for yourself fine but mainly for me

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  15. 13 hours ago

    while i'm advising the public from my place of esteemed wisdom and style: here's the energy to have right now

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  16. 13 hours ago

    Anyway was not being cute i'm immortal now come try me

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  17. 13 hours ago

    will i be posting some dumbass faux intellectual shit in like six months juxtaposing screenshots of that scene with those from some gloomy work of queer theory yeah sure probably that sounds like me if we aren't all dead by then but baby tonight let's party

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  18. 13 hours ago

    like godspeed kiddos u do you but i just cannot imagine denying yourself the deranged pleasure of this wild ass moment in favor of being mad about the quality of queer representation on a bush era fantasy television show about dudes with guns that's inexplicably still on the air

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  19. 13 hours ago

    all do respect to anyone who in this wild moment elects to climb on their noble oppression pony and get mad instead of being alight w feral glee like.... christ i can't imagine life with ur miserable joy-averse brain lmao did you know the planet is dying let's have some fun bro

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  20. 14 hours ago
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  21. 14 hours ago

    Putin, Dean

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