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There is no better example of man's steadfastness in lording over nature than the snow thrower. An individual with a temperate disposition might gaze upon a pristine blanket of icy wonder and enjoy a sense of tranquility and contentment. 

The owner of a Snow Joe Snow Thrower enjoys neither. He surveys the pure, driven snow and thinks, "I'mma move that $#!% over there." The evolution of the device name from "blower" to "thrower" validates the ferocity of man's determination. Why merely puff when you can hurl?

And so you see, the instinctive course of humanity leaves no room for ambiguity. Shovel your drive like a wuss, or Snow Joe it to kingdom come.