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Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)

Actors: Mace Neufeld (producer), David Paymer (actor), Lorenzo di Bonaventura (producer), Keira Knightley (actress), Lee Nicholas Harris (actor), Chris Pine (actor), Stuart Matthews (actor), Chris Cowlin (actor), Peter Andersson (actor), Paul Blackwell (actor), Kenneth Branagh (actor), Colm Feore (actor), Kevin Costner (actor), Patrick Doyle (composer), David Koepp (writer),

Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller,

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Viktor Cherevin: You Americans like to think of yourselves as direct. Perhaps you are just rude.::Jack Ryan: Perhaps you're just touchy.

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)

Actors: Mace Neufeld (producer), David Paymer (actor), Lorenzo di Bonaventura (producer), Keira Knightley (actress), Lee Nicholas Harris (actor), Chris Pine (actor), Stuart Matthews (actor), Chris Cowlin (actor), Peter Andersson (actor), Paul Blackwell (actor), Kenneth Branagh (actor), Colm Feore (actor), Kevin Costner (actor), Patrick Doyle (composer), David Koepp (writer),

Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller,

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Viktor Cherevin: You Americans like to think of yourselves as direct. Perhaps you are just rude.::Jack Ryan: Perhaps you're just touchy.

Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

Actors: R. Emerson John (miscellaneous crew), Claudia Schiffer (producer), Chuck Liddell (actor), Brad Pitt (producer), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), Donald Faison (actor), Iain Glen (actor), Jim Carrey (actor), Martin Roach (actor), Andy Nyman (actor), John Leguizamo (actor), Steven Mackintosh (actor), Charles Taylor (miscellaneous crew), Todd Boyce (actor),

Plot: After Kick-Ass' insane bravery inspires a new wave of self-made masked crusaders, led by the badass Colonel Stars and Stripes, our hero joins them on patrol. When these amateur superheroes are hunted down by Red Mist -- reborn as The Mother F%&*^r -- only the blade-wielding Hit Girl can prevent their annihilation. When we last saw junior assassin Hit Girl and young vigilante Kick-Ass, they were trying to live as normal teenagers Mindy and Dave. With graduation looming and uncertain what to do, Dave decides to start the world's first superhero team with Mindy. Unfortunately, when Mindy is busted for sneaking out as Hit Girl, she's forced to retire-leaving her to navigate the terrifying world of high-school mean girls on her own. With no one left to turn to, Dave joins forces with Justice Forever, run by a born-again ex-mobster named Colonel Stars and Stripes. Just as they start to make a real difference on the streets, the world's first super villain, The Mother F%&*^r, assembles his own evil league and puts a plan in motion to make Kick-Ass and Hit Girl pay for what they did to his dad. But there's only one problem with his scheme: If you mess with one member of Justice Forever, you mess with them all.

Keywords: 15-year-old, adrenaline, alter-ego, anal-beads, arrest, attempted-rape, bare-chested-male, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, baton
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: You Can't Fight Your Destiny.

Quotes:

Colonel Stars and Stripes: Try to have fun. Otherwise, what's the point?

Mindy Macready: Game on, cocksuckers.

Chris D'Amico: [laughs] Oh, this is perfect. Are you really that stupid? There's two of you, and a whole army of us. Do you really have such a hard-on to die?

Dave Lizewski: What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?::Chris D'Amico: Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.

Dave Lizewski: You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.::Chris D'Amico: Your dad? You blew up my dad with a bazooka.

Mother Russia: Are you ready to die, little girl?::Mindy Macready: I might be, if I have to keep looking at that shit stain you call a face.

Mindy Macready: Hit me.::Dave Lizewski: You're a 15-year-old girl.::[Mindy slaps Dave]::Dave Lizewski: What the hell?::[Mindy slaps Dave again]::Mindy Macready: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.

Chris D'Amico: [posing with guns] I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense. I'm a super-villain! It's evolution.::Javier: Come on, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris.::Chris D'Amico: That's not my name.::Javier: Okay, okay... uh, red-Red Mist.::Chris D'Amico: No, Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker!

Mr. Kim: Ow, it hurts!::Colonel Stars and Stripes: Yeah there's a dog on your balls!::[laughs]

Harlow: Maybe she's a dyke.::Mindy Macready: Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch.

Badmaa$h Company (2010)

Actors: Anupam Kher (actor), Aditya Chopra (producer), Ahmed Khan (miscellaneous crew), Pritam Chakraborty (composer), Pavan Malhotra (actor), Fayyaz Badruddin (miscellaneous crew), William Ostroff (miscellaneous crew), Jae Greene (actor), Kiran Juneja (actress), Shahid Kapoor (actor), Deepak Rawat (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Gooley (actor), Parmeet Sethi (writer), Parmeet Sethi (director), Parmeet Sethi (writer),

Plot: Karan, Tanzing and Chandu complete their college studies and join hands with a black-marketeer, Archie, who gets them to travel to Bangkok for money-laundering purposes. En route they meet with leggy Jaipur-based Bulbul, and after the completion of this mission, the foursome decide to put their heads together to get rich quickly. Karan disappoints his father, Sajjan, by giving up on getting an MBA Degree, and the four take their success to New York where they proceed to scam businesses with considerable success; but as the money starts pouring in, so too does problems with alcohol, gambling, and bitterness between members of the group.

Keywords: 1990s, airport, bangkok-thailand, bath, beach, beach-volleyball, bikini, bikini-girl, bollywood, bombay-india
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: They did all the wrong things... The right way!

The Bounty Hunter (2010)

Actors: Jennifer Aniston (actress), Cathy Moriarty (actress), Naeem Uzimann (actor), William James Kelly (actor), Christine Baranski (actress), Carol Kane (actress), Adam LeFevre (actor), Matt Malloy (actor), Robert Bizik (actor), Peter Greene (actor), Gerard Butler (actor), Jeff Garlin (actor), Jason Sudeikis (actor), Neal H. Moritz (producer), Ryan Kavanaugh (producer),

Plot: Milo Boyd, a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly. He thinks all that's ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Milo realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other - until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough - staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher.

Keywords: american-flag, arm-sling, atlantic-city, bar, bare-chested-male, beauty-mask, bicycle-rickshaw, blood-spatter, bounty-hunter, box-office-flop
Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: The pursuit begins Spring 2010 It's a Job. It Isn't Personal. Well, Maybe a Little ...

Quotes:

[Milo dumps Nicole in his trunk]::Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!::Milo Boyd: [shuts the trunk] I'm dead "seri"!

[calling Milo from inside his car's trunk]::Nicole Hurley: Milo, please, you have got to let me out of here.::Milo Boyd: Hmm... nope!::Nicole Hurley: All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.::Milo Boyd: Well, that's a real shame. Because I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtle dragging your little, tiny body across the burning sand whilst hungry seagulls circled overhead. No, I'd just pull up a chair, sip a pina colada and watch nature take its course.

Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.::Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.

[from trailer]::Milo Boyd: Are you trying to seduce me?::Nicole Hurley: Yeah.::Milo Boyd: What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.

Nicole Hurley: Why do people do that?::Milo Boyd: Why do people do what?::Nicole Hurley: Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?

Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.::Nicole Hurley: [laughing] You are a bounty hunter?::Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.

Sid: All I know is, I'm out 50,000 if she's not in that courtroom Monday morning.::Milo Boyd: Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?::Sid: You're a good listener.::[Milo laughs and dances for joy]

Nicole Hurley: Can't we talk about this?::Milo Boyd: Fine. What do you want to say?::Nicole Hurley: [after a pause] I am not letting you take me to jail.::Milo Boyd: Duly noted. Let's go. [scoops her over his shoulder]

[Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk]::Milo Boyd: Nic... Nicole?::Nicole Hurley: [crying] Please stop...::Milo Boyd: Hey, remember how we used to be in love?::Nicole Hurley: [still crying] Yeah.::Milo Boyd: Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye! [laughs and hangs up]::Nicole Hurley: Oh! God, Milo!::[she pounds on the trunk with her fists]::Milo Boyd: [laughing] Oh, God... so good.

Milo Boyd: Ah, using your one phone call to phone in a story. That is so you.::Nicole Hurley: [surprised look] What are you doing here?::Milo Boyd: Hey, it's a special night. There's no way we're not spending it together. Hey, can we go in the same cell?::Cop: Get in the cell, dickhead.::Milo Boyd: [being pushed] All right, I'm going.

Pesticide (2008)

Actors: Brandon Slagle (actor), Michael Ciesla (actor), Rick Borgia (actor), Rick Borgia (actor), Robert Gulya (composer), J.R. Sawyers (actor), Robert Arensen (actor), Cheryl Alessio (actress), Marc Charles Cancassi (actor), Sally Shepard (actress), Laurence Covington (actor), Mark Vincent (actor), Julie Jei (actress), George Ruiz (actor), Eve Blangiardo (actress),

Plot: Giant insects are found in the sewers of NYC. One man, who is known for crying wolf has to tell his bosses who never take him serious. He puts his job and his love life on the line for the sake of the city! Only when they find his story to be true is it too late...or is it?

Genres: Action, Horror, Sci-Fi,

Death to Smoochy (2002)

Actors: Martin Pfefferkorn (actor), Edward Norton (actor), Edward Norton (actor), Bruce McFee (actor), Peter Keleghan (actor), Bill Lake (actor), Phillip Jarrett (actor), Martin Klebba (actor), Martin Klebba (actor), Harvey Fierstein (actor), Craig Eldridge (actor), Michael Copeman (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Gerry Quigley (actor), Robert Prosky (actor),

Plot: Fired in disgrace, kids show host Randolph Smiley finds himself out on the street, while his replacement Sheldon Mopes, finds himself on the fast track to success with a new hit show as the proud purple rhino Smoochy. But things take a turn for the worst when Sheldon finds out that some of the people that he works with, and some he doesn't know he's working for, are all in it for the money. Meanwhile, Randolph is slowly turning insane with his only thoughts focusing on killing Smoochy and getting back to his life of luxury.

Keywords: 911, action-figure, actor, almond-butter, amazing-grace-hymn, angel, anger, animated-scene, arrest, assassin
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Get ready for an unexpected hit. He's Big, He's Blue, He's Smoochy... and He's got to DIE! It's the Rhino vs. the Wino... with a little help from the mob

Quotes:

Sheldon: Don't talk to me like that, I am not your puppet.

Sheldon: Someone toss me a beach towel because my head is swimming.

Randolph: You want your little booger eater on my show?::Wife: Yes, very much.::Randolph: Then don't tell me how to run my fucking business.

Randolph: I loathe you! [kicks the TV onto the floor] Bastard Son of Barney! [Pulls the shade off a lamp and starts smashing it with the stand] Die! Die, you stuffed son of fluff! You illegitimate Teletubby! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker! [Angelo Enters] Die! Die!::Angelo Pike: What are you doing? That's a Picture and Picture!::Randolph: ...it was an accident.

Randolph: First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!

Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!::Nora: They all have views, you dumb shit!::Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake!

Angelo Pike: He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June.

Sheldon: When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Randolph: Even when you're squeaky clean, you can still fall in the mud.

Sheldon: [singing] He slams the door He stomps his feet He sends me to bed with zilch to eat But my stepdad's not mean he's just adjusting.