Thing

Wednesday the 13th (2013)

Actors: Jack Bennett (actor), Tracy Morse (director), Tracy Morse (writer), Laura Zoe Quist (producer), Rebekah McKendry (producer), Daniel Ponickly (actor), Toly Ramirez (composer), Alexis Jayde Burnett (actress), John Humphrey (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Braids VS. The Brawn

The Addams Family XXX (2011)

Actors: Rodney Moore (editor), Nina Hartley (actress), Alanah Rae (actress), Amber Rayne (actress), Aurora Snow (actress), India Summer (actress), Rodney Moore (producer), Rodney Moore (director), Bill Bailey (actor), Seth Gamble (actor), Chris Johnson (actor), Rodney Moore (actor), Rocco Reed (actor), Barry Scott (actor), Evan Stone (actor),

Genres: Adult, Comedy,

Quotes:

Morticia Addams: And after that, I think it's high time that Wednesday and I had that special mother-daughter talk.::Gomez Addams: Ah! On where to bury the bodies.::Morticia Addams: No, silly, we had that talk a year ago. I mean the talk about how to be a woman and what it means to have those special urges.

Addams Family Reunion (1998)

Actors: Mike Elliott (producer), Rob Kerchner (producer), Haylie Duff (actress), Maria Ford (actress), Daryl Hannah (actress), Amy Goldberg (producer), Robert Peters (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Clint Howard (actor), Kevin McCarthy (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Ray Walston (actor), Rob Kerchner (actor), Eric S. Rollman (producer), Lance H. Robbins (producer),

Plot: Gomez and Morticia are horrified to discover that Grandpa and Grandma Addams have a rare disease that is slowly turning them "normal". The only chance they have of curing them is to organise a family reunion, hoping that someone knows a home remedy. Unfortunately, due to a printing error, the family arrives at the reunion of an ordinary family named Adams (with one D). While Gomez and Morticia, oblivious to the mistake, search for a cure amongst a family divided by the wish to inherit; Pugsley and Wednesday are busy making new friends...explode; Uncle Fester and Thing search for a vicious Chihuahua that lives on human hair; and Lurch falls in love. Meanwhile, a couple going to the reunion are given the wrong address and end up at the Addams mansion where Granny and Cousin Itt are staying. No-one's life will ever be the same...

Keywords: addams-family, based-on-adaptation, based-on-tv-series, black-comedy, butler, campy, character-name-in-title, dysfunctional-family, family-gathering, family-relationships
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Thriller,
Taglines: A killer comedy. An affair to dismember. Some families have all the fun.

The Fantastic Four (1994)

Actors: Eric Wurst (composer), Hilary Momberger (miscellaneous crew), Roger Corman (producer), David Wurst (composer), Carl Ciarfalio (actor), Glenn Garland (editor), Stan Lee (writer), Bernd Eichinger (producer), Jack Kirby (writer), Glenn Garland (producer), George Gaynes (actor), Michael Bailey Smith (actor), Alex Hyde-White (actor), Ross Guidici (miscellaneous crew), Jay Underwood (actor),

Plot: In this Marvel Comic adaption, four astronauts get bombarded with cosmic rays when an accident occurs. The four of them acquire special powers, and decide to form a superhero group called the Fantastic Four. They then fight their arch-enemy Dr. Doom.

Keywords: archenemy, astronaut, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, bound-and-gagged, brother-sister-relationship, cosmic-ray, elasticity, ends-with-a-wedding, flying
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Part Elastic, Part Invisible, Part Fire, Part Stone Together, it's clobberin' time Part muscle. Part elastic. Part fire. Part invisible. Together, it's clobberin' time!

Quotes:

The Thing: I love walking into a trap, don't you?::Mr. Fantastic: I don't know, never done it before.

The Thing: It's clobberin' time!

Human Torch: Flame on!

Human Torch: Flame off!

The Thing: What kind of a thing have I turned in to?

Mr. Fantastic: I think it's made us feel that our worst character defects are in fact our greatest strengths.::Human Torch: Holy Freud, Batman. I think you're right.

The Jeweler: [the Jeweler holds a gun to Alica's head] Stand back or I'll shoot her!::Dr. Doom: Go ahead.::The Jeweler: I mean it!::Dr. Doom: No, please don't let me stop you.

[Reed slugs Dr. Doom]::Mr. Fantastic: That's for trying to kill me.::[Reed punches Doom again]::Mr. Fantastic: That's for trying to kill my friends... and this is for being a real jerk.::[Reed knocks Doom over the edge of a parapet]

Susan Storm: Let's go home.::Mr. Fantastic: Let's hope we have a home to go home to.

Addams Family Values (1993)

Actors: Christine Baranski (actress), Sam McMurray (actor), David Krumholtz (actor), Barry Sonnenfeld (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Ian Abercrombie (actor), Tony Shalhoub (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Nathan Lane (actor), David Hyde Pierce (actor), Peter Graves (actor), Peter MacNicol (actor), Chris Ellis (actor), Anjelica Huston (actress), Joan Cusack (actress),

Plot: On any day of the week, you could expect a newborn baby to be nurtured and loved by his older sister. Except, of course, if it's Wednesday. Pubert is the latest addition to the Addams family and, to prevent sibling rivalry escalating to fratricide, Wednesday and Pugsley are shipped off to summer camp and a nanny is hired. Debby Jellinsky is great with wrinkling baldies, which makes her the perfect nanny for Pubert and the unlikely wife of Uncle Fester. The question is..."Is she grave-digging or gold-digging?"

Keywords: 1990s, addams-family, allergy, anvil, arm-wrestling, attack, attempted-murder, attempted-murder-of-husband, baby, baby-born
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Family Just Got A Little Stranger. Creepier. Kookier. Spookier. Ookier.

Quotes:

Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] Isn't he a lady killer!::Gomez: Acquitted.

Gary: [to the Campers] Lifesaving! Now I know we're all top-notch, little swimmers, but now we get to show our stuff and earn those certificates! Hey, how about our first little pair of lifesaving buddies? Amanda, Wednesday?::Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?::Wednesday: Is that your overbite?::Gary: Now, one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our lifesaver.::Amanda: I'll be the victim!::Wednesday: All your life.

Morticia: [to Debbie] You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?

Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.::Gary: Don't you want to help me realize my vision?::Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.::Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

Wednesday: I'm not perky.::Amanda: That's for damn sure.

Debbie Jellinsky: These Addams men, where do you find them?::Morticia: It has to be damp.

Wednesday: We don't hug.::Becky: Oh, they're just shy.::Pugsley: We're not shy.::Wednesday: We're contagious.

Amanda: Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?::Wednesday: Like what?::Amanda: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?::Wednesday: Wait.

[about Pubert]::Gomez: He has my father's eyes.::Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?::Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.::Wednesday: Especially his head.

The Addams Family (1991)

Actors: Elizabeth Wilson (actress), Elizabeth Wilson (actress), Barry Sonnenfeld (actor), Richard Tanner (actor), Whit Hertford (actor), Christina Ricci (actress), Anjelica Huston (actress), Marc Shaiman (actor), Eugene Jackson (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Dan Hedaya (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Marc Shaiman (composer), Scott Rudin (producer),

Plot: The Addams step out of Charles Addams' cartoons. They live with all of the trappings of the macabre (including a detached hand for a servant) and are quite wealthy. Added to this mix is a crooked accountant and his loan shark and a plot to slip in the shark's son into the family as their long lost Uncle Fester. Can the false Fester find his way into the vault before he is discovered?

Keywords: 1990s, accountant, addams-family, amnesia, anger, based-on-adaptation, based-on-comic, based-on-tv-series, based-on-tv-show, black-comedy
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: It's not the same old Thing. Weird is relative. Creepy. Kooky. Spooky. Ooky.

Quotes:

Gomez: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.

[Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair]::Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.::Pugsley: Why?::Wednesday: So we can play a game.::Pugsley: What game?::Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

[about to bury two people]::Pugsley: Are they dead?::Wednesday: Does it matter?

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?::Wednesday: Yes.::Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?::Pugsley: Yes.::Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?::Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Gomez: [as they search for Wednesday] Fan out. Pugsley, head for the dung heap. Mama and Morticia, the shallow graves. I'll take the abyss. Lurch, check out the bottomless pit. Fester?::Uncle Fester: [from a window] Up here!::Gomez: [shouting up to him] Fester, you take the ravine, and the unmarked, abandoned well!::Uncle Fester: Somebody should stay behind in case she comes back.::Gomez: Good man. Good thinking!::Grandmama: Then who'll take the swamp?::Gomez: [Thing taps Gomez's shoe] That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand. Let's go!

Gomez: [playing with his trains and furiously contemplating things] "How do you take it off"? That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his tenth birthday!

Gomez: He wore that finger trap for two years. Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet. And the combination, and the password, and my cigar, and he slept so well!

Gomez: [he has thrown a sword and pierced the wall not but two inches from Tully's head] Ah, missed!

Gomez: Think of it, Thing. For twenty-five years we've attempted to contact Fester in the great beyond, and for twenty-five years, nothing. I'm beginning to think my brother truly is lost.

Gomez: [about Morticia] I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

The Making of 'The Addams Family' (1991)

Actors: M.C. Hammer (actor), Anjelica Huston (actress), Anjelica Huston (actress), Ruth Myers (actress), Christina Ricci (actress), Christina Ricci (actress), Marc Shaiman (composer), Dan Hedaya (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Raul Julia (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Marc Shaiman (actor), Marc Shaiman (actor), Barry Sonnenfeld (actor), Carel Struycken (actor),

Genres: Documentary,