In utero

Grind (2003)

Actors: Sunrise Adams (actress), Brian Posehn (actor), Stephen Root (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Jason London (actor), Christopher McDonald (actor), Kane Hodder (actor), Tom Green (actor), Bam Margera (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Adam Brody (actor), David Bowe (actor), Bobcat Goldthwait (actor), Jan McWilliams (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Morrison (actress),

Plot: While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college, skateboarder Eric Rivers and his best friends, Dustin, a goal-oriented workaholic, and misfit slacker Matt have one last summer roadtrip together to follow their dream of getting noticed by the professional skateboarding world--and getting paid to skate. When skating legend Jimmy Wilson's skate demo tour hits town, the boys figure that as soon as he sees their fierce tricks, he'll sign them up for his renowned skate team immediately, right? Unfortunately, the guys are intercepted by Jimmy's road manager and they can't get their foot in the door, much less their boards. But they do get some free advice: keep skating, stay true to yourself, and stay in the game--if you're good, you'll get noticed. Following their dream-- and Jimmy's national tour--Eric, Dustin and Matt start their own skate team, reluctantly sponsored by Dustin and his college fund. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou to join their crew and provide the wheels for their tour, team Super Duper launches the ride of their lives in an outrageous road trip from Chi-town to Santa Monica. The professional scene doesn't exactly welcome nobody skaters, but these outsiders stick together through extreme misadventures. In their quest to go pro, they meet professional vert skating champions Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon, skate pro Bam Margera and his crew Preston Lacy, Ehren Danger McGhehey and Jason Wee Man Acuña, as well as sexy skate chick Jamie as they grind handrails across America and force the skateboarding world to give 'em a piece of the action.

Keywords: 2000s, abandonment, actor-playing-himself, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, arm-in-a-cast, balloon, band, bare-breasts, bare-butt, baseball-bat
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: This Summer the underdogs have their day. Live Fast...Play Hard...Die Laughing... Go Big Or Go Home

Quotes:

Dustin: [seeing Jimmy Wilson's tour bus] Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.

Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.

Matt: Greetings from the interior.

[Dustin and Eric are having a serious conversation when someone farts]::Matt: Greetings from the interior...::Eric: Matt!::Sweet Lou: I think I can taste that one...::[Another fart is let loose]::Eric: MATT!::Matt: That wasn't me.::Bell Clerk: Sorry, that was me. Whoo! Can I have my underwear back?::[Guys take off in van]

Dustin: You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain.::Eric: That's where Matt deceives you.::Dustin: I don't think Matt deceives me.::Eric: Because in actuallity he really know's which end is up. [Matt jumps off the roof of the house into the pool]

Dustin: [being hauled into the van to go on tour] I need to go back Eric; I need to get my special pillow.

Bell Clerk: [talking to pet squirrel] I don't care how skinny you get; I'm still gonna eat you.

Matt: It's the honeymoon suit. [makes porn music sounds]::[Matt touches Dustin's nipple and Dustin punches him]::Eric: So there's only one bed and there's four guys.::[Matt and Dustin race to the bed where they start to pillow fight]::Dustin: This is my side. Get off me.::[Dustin pulls something from under the sheets]::Dustin: Ah! Man-ties!::[Dustin puts tighty-whities on Matt's head]::Matt: AHHH! [matt pulls them off and throws them across the room while Dustin laughs histerically]::Matt: You did not just find those in that bed!

[Dustin is digging threw the garbage]::Little Kid: Whatch ya doin'?::Dustin: I dropped something and I'm looking for it.::Little Kid: I had chili chesse fries, lots of them, and a chocolate shake.::Dustin: Didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers?::[Little kid throws up on Dustin]::Dustin: I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them.::Little Kid: Ha!

[Dustin and Matt go on Jimmy's tour bus to put their demo tape on there]::Matt: I've been holdin' it for two days, dude. It's about to go downtown.::Dustin: That's a good idea; why don't you take a crap on his bus. He'd appcreciate that.::[Matt enters bathroom while Dustin changes tapes]::[Matt starts to sing while he's pooping]::Dustin: Dude, let's go.::Matt: Whoa-ho! Dude, I might not get a piece of Jimmy Wilson, but he sure got a piece of me!::Dustin: Dude, that smells like hermit crap.