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Ten Inch Hero (2007)

Actors: Clea DuVall (actress), John Doe (actor), Don Davis (composer), Sean Patrick Flanery (actor), Alice Krige (actress), Joseph D. Reitman (producer), Justin Jones (actor), Judith Drake (actress), Kari Montgomery (miscellaneous crew), David L. Bertman (editor), Jordan Belfi (actor), Eunice Choi (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Clark (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Kahn (actor), Peter Dennis (actor),

Plot: Piper moves to Santa Cruz, California to go to the Institute of Art. When she was 15 she gave birth to a daughter, but had to put her up for adoption because she was too young to raise her. Years later she sees an article about a girl she thinks is her daughter, who lives in Santa Cruz, and applies for a job in a sandwich shop. As she works there she gets to know the staff. Tish is a babe, she tries to seduce every guy who comes into the shop, and she goes home with those who flirt back. Jen, a computer nerd who has a love affair online with a guy who calls himself fuzzy22. She's not as pretty as Tish and she struggles with self-confidence. And there's a crazy haired guy called Priestly; he's not like other guys and dresses different then everyone because he refuses to be "another clone". Piper's boss is a really nice guy named Trucker, who's in love with a woman who own the store across the street. The audience goes through the sandwich shop crew's personal struggles as they help each other through it all.

Keywords: art, artist, asking-out, beach, bicycle, blind-date, blue-hair, bum, candlelight, chihuahua
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Stop by, grab a sandwich, fall in love. Help Wanted: Normal People Need Not Apply. A romantic comedy with all the extras.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Tish: I did things with Tad I've never done before.::Priestly: Oh really, like what? Wait for the second date?

Tish: [Priestly calls Tish] Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch.::Priestly: Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission.::Tish: Who is this?::Priestly: It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing.::Tish: Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation.::Priestly: Initial recon appears to be bag or box?::Tish: Box.::Priestly: Box. Roger that.::Tish: Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked regular?::Priestly: Okay, regular. Uh, here's one but it says slender regular. How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?::Tish: Priestly...::Priestly: Unless, of course they're implying in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes that slender is regular.::Tish: Priestly. Are you done?::Priestly: Well, what about the Super Pluses?::Tish: No.::Priestly: Why not? They sound like better.::Tish: Don't. They're huge.::Priestly: I thought you liked huge.::Tish: This is one area where bigger is not better.::Priestly: Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get?::[looks at the side of the box]::Priestly: I mean, it says here it can handle any amount of- Oh my god!::[throw the box in disgust]

Tish: Priestly, listen. If a woman needs an emergency dipstick in the ladies room of a sandwich stop.::Priestly: That's nasty.::Tish: She just wants something that's going to hold her over until she can get home and use one of her own. Based on her own style preferences and flow requirement::Priestly: Tish!::Tish: Yeah?::Priestly: That word... flow. Thats nasty. It's gross.::Tish: Just buy the slender regulars.::Priestly: Over and out. Heading back to base camp.::Tish: Roger that. Over and out.::[hangs up the phone]

Mr. Julius: Are you a virgin?::Piper: No. But I used to be.

Piper: Can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey is really good!::Zo: Thank you, but I don't eat anything that had a mother.::Piper: Oh, Okay. Um, egg salad then?::Zo: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand.::Priestly: Right on!::Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized, so technically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle.::Priestly: Well that, that's certainly appetizing, a hen-period-salad, that's lovely.::Zo: [smiling] I think I'll just stick to the six inch tofurkey.

Priestly: [to Piper] Who are you?::Piper: Piper.::Priestly: Piper. What are you doing here, Piper?::Piper: I work here.::Priestly: Why wasn't I notified? I wasn't notified!::Trucker: Hey Priestly. We hired someone.::Priestly: Thank you. I swear, we need like a bulletin board or a staff email.

Priestly: [to Piper] Who are you?::Piper: Piper.::Priestly: Piper. What are you doing here, Piper?::Piper: I work here.::Priestly: Why wasn't I notified? I wasn't notified!::Trucker: Hey, Priestly. We hired someone.::Priestly: Thank you! I swear, we need a bulletin board or a staff email.::Jen: You know, Priestly. Piper thinks Elvis is dead.::Priestly: [to Trucker] Really? Now, you're hiring people who failed the interview?

Trucker: Are you a witch by any chance?::Piper: Is that a job requirement?

Jen: Girls that look like you don't understand. Y'know, I always think, like, if I lost ten pounds, or wore better clothes, or got new boobs that it would make a difference but, I know the truth.::Tish: I'm sorry but that's bullshit. You're the smartest person that I know. And I see you helping those homeless guys that no one can even look at. You make everyone around you happy. You have so much to offer. To say you don't because of how you look is just... is just total bullshit.::Jen: I didn't say I don't have a lot to offer, I said that people will never know because they don't SEE me. How many proms did you miss because no one asked you? How many times have your friends left you sitting alone at a club while they went and danced with guys? Or how many times has a customer completely ignored you to get a better look at me? So until that happens, until you're told time and time again that your place in life is in the background, don't tell me it's bullshit, because you don't know.

Priestly: You're shittin me. Jen, please tell me you didn't leave Fuzzy sitting down there wondering. God damn it Jen.::Jen: I don't expect you to understand.::Priestly: Oh I understand. I understand you wouldn't talk to him cause you were terrified he'd judge you on the basis of your looks, yet you're completely comfortable doing the exact same thing to him. Unbelievable, god!

Rainbow boy... Rung tua thii paet khawng khwaam rak (2005)

Actors: Vitaya Saeng-Aroon (writer), Vitaya Saeng-Aroon (producer), Paul Joseph Bradley (producer), Paul Joseph Bradley (writer), Thanyatorn Siwanukrow (director), Thanyatorn Siwanukrow (actor), Alex Sanchez (writer), Thitimon Mongkolsawat (actor), Alex Sanchez (actor), Palat Ananwattanasiri (actor), Somporn Chuenyuenyong (actor), Worapoj Mueanboon (actor), Somkid Nimsang (actor), Patharaporn Chochaiphantawong (actor), Ball (actor),

Plot: 'Alex Sanchez (IV)' (qv)'s novel, "Rainbow Boys," has been made into Rainbow Boys: The Movie (alternative title: Right By Me). Adapted by director 'Thanyatorn Siwanukrow' (qv) into a comedy/drama centering on three Thai teens who struggle with everyday teen problems, plus the challenges of accepting themselves as gay, coping with the pressures of college life, coming out to their friends and crushes, and coming out to their families. This story of teens living and maturing into young gay men in Thailand appeared at several gay film festivals in the US and Asia.

Keywords: abusive-father, actor-director, based-on-novel, basketball, beating, breaking-up-with-girlfriend, buddhism, bullying, coming-out, coming-out-to-family
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: A coming-of-age story that changes lives.

Quotes:

Nat: Get to know him better first... and lick his lollipop later.

Scandal: On the Other Side (1999)

Actors: Alain Siritzky (producer), Nanette K. Martin (miscellaneous crew), Robert Donavan (actor), Brad Bartram (actor), Fred Olen Ray (director), Griffin Drew (actress), Griffin Drew (actress), Samantha Phillips (actress), Jason Schnuit (actor), Amber Newman (actress), Amber Newman (actress), Jack Skeets Gleeson (miscellaneous crew), Burke Morgan (actor), Jack Skeets Gleeson (actor), George M. Geminiano (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: "On the Other Side" is a sleazy tabloid show hosted by the sardonic and nymphomaniac Scott. Every week, the show covers different behind-the-scenes scandals from popular sitcoms, aided by a seedy papparazzi crew that makes amateur porn movies with a professional touch by videotaping the sexual antics of the show's subject. As Scott gets more and more obsessed with the sexual details of his guests' on-the-set infidelity, a warped menage'a trois scandal surfaces between a trio of actors who portray the mother, father, and daughter on a popular TV show.

Keywords: erotica, female-nudity, lesbian-sex, lesbianism, shower, voyeurism
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Filters (1998)

Actors: Brad Armstrong (actor), Mark Davis (actor), Alyssa Allure (actress), Johnnie Black (actress), Randi Rage (actress), Kobe Tai (actress), Paul Thomas (producer), Ralph Parfait (director), Penny Cooper (miscellaneous crew), Drew Torn (miscellaneous crew), Pauly Sure (editor), Tiger Lilly (actress), Bree Ann (actress), Tony Williams (writer), B.D.Y. Butcher (producer),

Genres: Adult,

Adventures of Ted & Mark: Greek Odyssey (1998)

Actors: Tieg Thomas (actor), Rick Allen (actor), Thor Johnson (editor), Mark DeBoy (actor), Sal Bruno (actor), Mark DeBoy (producer), Mark DeBoy (director), Mark DeBoy (editor), Dirk Kristian (actor), Ted Bare (actor), Yves (actor), Michel (actor),

Plot: The continuing sexual adventures of a daddy and his boy is an Odyssey of locations and men. A Greek statue comes to life.

Keywords: gay, greek, hardcore, homosexual, minotaur, sex, statue, suicide
Genres: Adult, Fantasy,

Every Man's Fetish: 18 and Barely Legal (1998)

Actors: Chris Cannon (actor), Ian Daniels (actor), Dave Hardman (actor), Tony Martino (actor), Alex Metro (actor), John West (actor), Cheyenne Silver (actress), Teri Starr (actress), Shay Sweet (actress), Katie Gold (actress), Leanni Lei (actress), Vamp (director), Vamp (producer), Delia (actress),

Genres: Adult,

Wiseguy (1996)

Actors: Ted Levine (actor), John Kapelos (actor), Stu Segall (producer), Stephen J. Cannell (writer), Jonathan Banks (actor), Mike Post (composer), Stephen J. Cannell (producer), Jim Byrnes (actor), W. Earl Brown (actor), Kim Delgado (actor), Brian McNamara (actor), Hugh Gillin (actor), Adam Clark (actor), Joel Surnow (writer), Keith Coulouris (actor),

Plot: Vinnie Terranova is back, foiling a staged kidnaping of computer mogul Paul Callendar's son in order to probe possible inside information brokering. Meanwhile, McPike is having a hard time working with his young boss, who feels Terranova and McPike are dinosaurs not worth supporting.

Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Frank McPike: I'm doing the best that I can to protect you. It's not as easy as it used to be.

Frank McPike: California is my problem. The ocean's on the wrong side. I don't like it.

Frank McPike: Well, Vince, I just had the worst nightmare. I was living in a cockroach infested motel eating burritos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Frank McPike: Oh, Vince, when are you ever gonna realize this is not about saving the world.

Frank McPike: You're way out over the edge on this, you know this, don't you.

Frank McPike: And I'll take care of him, 'cause it's my job.

Frank McPike: Come on, Vince, we'll both feel better when we're back in New York.

Frank McPike: Well, enjoy the fishies.

Mirage (1993)

Actors: Slamet Rahardjo (director), David Aston (actor), Katherine Fry (producer), Karsono Hadi (editor), Nicky Marshall (director), Sassy Acorn (actress),

Genres: Short,

Big Favors (1985)

Actors: Terry LeGrand (producer), Tieg Thomas (actor), Tony Knapp (producer), Brett Simms (actor), Frank Lynn (editor), Dana Pearson (actor), Michael Leon (director), Shadow Joyce (actor), Mick Christifer (actor), Arthur Glick (producer), Dirk Caldwell (actor), Mark Banks (actor), Richard Grammer (writer), Joseph Abrams (actor), Matthew Marks (actor),

Plot: An empty house, which is for sale becomes the opening scene of one of the worst miss-matched sex scenes in history, mainly, because of Vince Thomas, who was up all night, before this movie was shot, doing drugs at a pool party orgy, he looked completely out of touch with his surrounding reality, and trying to match him up with blonde bottom Shadow Joyce was a big mistake, this movie is terrible.

Keywords: drugs, gay, hardcore, low-budget-film, sex
Genres: Adult,

Robbers' Roost (1955)

Actors: 'Chema' Hernandez (miscellaneous crew), Bruce Bennett (actor), Richard Boone (actor), Stanley Clements (actor), Boyd 'Red' Morgan (actor), Warren Stevens (actor), Al Wyatt Sr. (actor), Leonard Goldstein (producer), Zane Grey (writer), Sidney Salkow (writer), Paul Dunlap (composer), Sidney Salkow (director), Leo Gordon (actor), Peter Graves (actor), William Hopper (actor),

Plot: Jim "Tex" Wall ('George Montgomery (I)' (qv)), searching for the last of the three men who raped and killed his wife, joins a gang of cattle rustlers led by Hank Hays ('Richard Boone (I)' (qv)). Both Hays' outlaws and a rival gang headed by Heesman ('Peter Graves (I)' (qv)), have been hired as ranch hands by "Bull" Herrick ('Bruce Bennett (I)' (qv)), a cripple who owns a large cattle ranch and wants to get his large herd to market. He theorizes that the two gangs will be kept busy watching each other and neither will rustle his cattle. Helen ('Sylvia Findley' (qv)) has little faith in her brother's contrived plan, and hates and distrusts both groups. She begins to soften toward Jim, but abruptly changes when she sees a reward poster which says he has killed two men.

Keywords: avenger, b-movie, b-western, based-on-novel, brother, brother-sister-relationship, cattle-buyer, cattle-rustling, cattleman, confession
Genres: Action, Drama, Romance, Western,
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