Dharma & Greg

There could hardly be an odder match, but love knows no reason- assistant DA Greg Montgomery, the golden spoon son of successful businessman Edward Montgomery and his bossy spouse Kitty, the queen of socialite snob-ism, falls madly in love with the utterly unconventional free spirit Dharma Finkelstein, truly the daughter of hippie couple Larry Finkelstein and Abby O'Neil, who never fail to go against whatever even smells like convention. Even if they can't break the couple up, both in-law families -who never agree on anything else- never cease to stir as much as they are shocked by these incompatible lifestyles. Neither do the best friends help, Greg's lazy and incompetent, parasitic 'colleague' Pete Cavanaugh and Dharma's even more bizarre, bossy Jane, between which two another improbable hate-love chemistry develops.

Cast

• Jenna Elfman
• Thomas Gibson
• Joel Murray
• Mimi Kennedy
• Alan Rachins
• Mitch Ryan
• Susan Sullivan
• Shae D'lyn
• Lillian Hurst
• Yeardley Smith
• Susan Chuang
• Helen Greenberg
• Kevin Sorbo
• Floyd 'Red Crow' Westerman
• Don Cummings

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Pilot
  Greg Montgomery: [Dharma has unexpectedly shown up at his office] H-how...::Dharma Finkelstein Montg...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: And the In-Laws Meet
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Hey, Greg, what do you think we would have done if we hadn't run off ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Shower the People You Love with Love
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Hey, what are you doin' today?::Jane: Gonna hang out at Fisherman's W...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: And Then There's the Wedding
  Greg Montgomery: I keep feeling like there's something I should be doing.::Edward Montgomery: Gregor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Ex-Files
  Greg: As unusual as this may sound, I'm not really into picking up guys for my ex-girlfriend, with m...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Yoga and Boo Boo
  Dharma: [answering Greg's cell phone] The cellular customer you have called has traveled outside the...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Indian Summer
  Jane: Oh, man. It's hot. Can you believe it's November?::Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: I know. If t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington
  Dharma: [to Abby and Larry] Hey, guess what I'm doing!::Larry: Acid?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [for Greg's background check] Just one more thing. When I was 13 I st...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The First Thanksgiving
  Kitty Montgomery: Oh, Gregory, darling, every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dinner a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Instant Dharma
  Dharma feels terrible, being a failure as a yoga instructor. Now everyone -except her parents, who n...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Haus Arrest
  [Dharma and Jane are playing German toruists while shopping, Lindsay is busy/annoyed, Jennifer is la...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Do You Want Fries with That?
  Greg Montgomery: [to dazed office staff] I have finally realized that this job is strangling the lif...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Old Yeller
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Greg, come here. Check out my new ride.::Greg Montgomery: What do you...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Second Coming of Leonard
  As if Dharma's alternative medicine didn't make sick Greg miserable enough, she gets a surprise visi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Dharma and Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend
  Once they sneak by the dogs, Greg can take Dharma for their first Valentine's Day weekend to a B&B; h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Official Dharma & Greg Episode of the 1998 Winter Olympics
  Larry: [referring to a stuffed grape leaf] Hey, how do you keep this lit?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Daughter of the Bride of Finkelstein
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [in his old bedroom] Did you ever get any action in here?::Greg Montg...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Dharma's Tangled Web
  Greg Montgomery: This is your opening argument? You-You can't say this to the jury.::Pete Cavanaugh:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Cat's Out of the Bag
  Greg Montgomery: Did you guys even try to work this out? Have you consider therapy?::Edward Montgome...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Spring Forward, Fall Down
  Like all San Francisco Greg loves the nude-danced ode to Spring, until he realizes it's performed on...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Much Ado During Nothing
  [last lines]::Dharma: Hey, you know what, Kitty? Greg and I worked really hard, but I think you guys...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Invasion of the Buddy Snatcher
  Greg's poker bunch has been playing happily for years without any serious personal conversation ever...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Ringing Up Baby
  When Dharma finds their high-pregnant checkout-clerk Donna was abandoned by the baby's father, she '...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: It Takes a Village
  Now Greg has accepted adopting Donna's baby, who is biracial, his whole home is taken over by a luna...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Turn, Turn, Turn
  The Montgomerys were looking forward to a church baptism for Donna's adopted baby, even Greg who can...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Paper Hat Anniversary
  Greg and Dharma planned to bail out on conventional paper anniversary celebrations with their parent...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Unarmed and Dangerous
  Pete is helpless after breaking an arm, so Dharma insists to take him in. When she goes pick up his ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: A Closet Full of Hell
  Ted: They're gone.::Jane Cavanaugh: [laughing] I got her good.::Ted: So, this is a Halloween traditi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Valet Girl
  Jane Deaux: You are so cheap!::Pete Cavanaugh: I'm not cheap, I'm sensible.::Jane Deaux: You wash yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [explaining why she accepted Donald's invitation to his high school d...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Brought to You in Dharmavision
  Jane Cavanaugh: [hearing Greg and Larry screaming about a bear in the background] What was that?::Dh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Yes, We Have No Bananas (or Anything Else for That Matter)
  Greg's proud pleasure to be given the rare excellent rating as every year is spoiled by the fact his...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The House That Dharma Built
  Dharma abuses her casino experience to clean out Greg- at strip poker, but he can't have sex while h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Are You Ready for Some Football?
  Greg Montgomery: It's like you say, failure is the compost in which we grow all success....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Death & Violins
  Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: I don't understand why you haven't talk about this. Beatrice, have yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Dharma & Greg on a Hot Tin Roof
  Greg Montgomery: [Kitty enters living room in sunbonnet and stocking feet] Mom, where are your shoes...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Dharma and the Horse She Rode in On
  Lina: Please stop, you're making me nauseous.::Pete Cavanaugh: So you do have feelings for me......
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: See Dharma Run
  Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Hi, I'm here to fight City Hall....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Run, Dharma, Run
  Greg Montgomery: Pete, if you took all the mistakes you've ever made, it wouldn't fill up the belly ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: See Dharma Run Amok
  In the final phase of her electoral campaign for the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, Dharma gets...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Everybody Must Get Stones
  Fearing they'll never get to spend time with Greg as Dharma keeps involving him in her loony world, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Dharma Drags Edward Out of Retirement
  Larry Finkelstein: You bought stocks?::Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: None of these companies are hu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: It Never Happened One Night
  Pete Cavanaugh: Now I know who my friends are.::Greg Montgomery: Pete, I'm not her lawyer.::Pete Cav...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Bed, Bath and Beyond
  Greg is in hospital, and Dharma tortures the worried Montgomery parents by telling them in inconsist...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?
  Greg Montgomery: Larry, you have *got* to fix the wall.::Larry Finkelstein: You mean the hole. Becau...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Dating Game
  Greg remarks he and Dharma missed something as they didn't date before wedding, so they decide to pr...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: One Flew Over the Lawyer's Desk
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Welcome to the Hotel Calamari
  Edward Montgomery: [talking to Dharma] Hey, I put the F-U in fun little lady....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Dharma's Inferno
  Business Man: You should know that your mother is very proud of you.::Greg Montgomery: My mother?::E...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Play Lady Play
  Dharma: [holds up ice cube] Look, Greg, it's your mother's heart!::Greg: Melt it and we'd have your ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: I Did It for You, Kitty
  Kitty enters the menopause and becomes very emotional, scaring everyone off literally at a safe dist...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Very Grateful Dead
  The episode's title references 'The Grateful Dead' (qv)...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Fairway to Heaven
  Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Okay, I have an idea but it's bad and it's wrong.::Jane Cavanaugh: Ho...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Tie-Dying the Knot
  Larry and Aby finally decide to get married, and Dharama offers to throw a 'simple' party. Abby's id...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Law & Disorder
  Greg is starting his private lawyer's practice, but Dharma keeps chasing his clients by giving them ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Thanksgiving Until It Hurts
  Greg and Dharma experience a physical downside to being on good terms with both families: their pare...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Lawyers, Beer and Money
  Greg launches his practice with a dignified TV commercial, nevertheless the end of civilization acco...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Looking for the Goodbars
  When another nasty row between Pete and Jane makes them bail out of an Aerosmith rock concert, Greg ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Drop Dead Gorgeous
  Greg's law practice now goes so well he's exhausted. He wants a secretary but is too stressed for ti...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Good Cop, Bad Daughter
  When mindless Dharma runs after a man to 'return' a wallet he obviously just stole, before the polic...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Trouble with Troubador
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Weekend at Larry's
  Minding the Finkelstein house while they travel 'up' to Washington is bad enough for Greg with femal...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Spy Who Said He Loved Me
  [last lines]::Edward Montgomery: Son, do you want to play catch?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: A Night to Remember
  Donald: Guess who's gonna have sex!::Greg Montgomery: If it's not me I don't need to know....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Best Laid Plans
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [with growing alarm] I'm going through my sex journal - for Kitty - f...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Talkin' About My Regeneration
  Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: One time, when we were having sex, I pretended, you know, that I didn...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Big Daddy
  Greg's ex, Stephanie, wants a letter of recommendation for her son, Jeremy, to get into the exclusiv...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Your Place or Mine
  When Dharma pays the bills she discovers Greg's storage box where he put away all his belongings whe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Hell to the Chief
  Used to being re-elected as the Alternative Cooperation president, Abby expects the same after nomin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Be My Baby
  A drunk 'vision' after a wine tasting trio to Napa Valley makes Dharma decide to have a baby, so Gre...
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Mother and Daughter Reunion
  Dharma is appalled when her mother Abby decides to raise her new baby normally, not the 'cool, liber...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Love, Honor & Olé!
  Dharma wants to join Jane on another trip to Mexico, won't be told off by Greg, nor go with his relu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Playing the Field
  Dharma 'coaches' an alternative class softball team, completely oblivious of the competition. Greg's...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Hell No, Greg Can't Go
  General Kirby: There was this brothel where you could get your ticket punched for a can of spam.::Dh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Midwife Crisis
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [reading for midwifing book] Set aside time each day to dialog with y...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Sleepless in San Francisco
  After Greg made the Finkelsteins realize that made-up hippie names may be cute for girls, but they g...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Mad Secretaries and Englishmen
  Roger: I am a tabula rasa. A blank rasa....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Charma Loves Greb
  Nione of the Finkelstein can't understand why Greg wants to spend some time relaxing on a crossword ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Boxing Dharma
  Dharma finds an obnoxious woman gets an her nerves enough to turn her violent, against all Finkelste...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Dutch Treat
  When Dharma notices how neighbor, law student Donald Ridgely, dreams about the lingerie models in he...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Box
  [to priest in confessional]::Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: I'm a leggy blonde. Trouble finds me...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Let's Get Fiscal
  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: I could try to pay the phone bill with love, but I think it's a felon...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Educating Dharma: Part 1
  When his parents ask Greg to defend rich brat Brandon Gullicksen, he's angry once he finds the incor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Educating Dharma: Part 2
  Dharma feels guilty now that Charlie declares his love, although nothing happens, so she tries to sp...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Dharma Does Dallas
  When Greg takes Dharma to Edward's birthday party for his extended family, she finds it's a cesspit ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Judy & Greg
  'Anne Haney (I)' (qv)'s final performance....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Do the Hustle
  Kitty is dead-set on dragging the family to a 'tulip festival', but although Dharma messes up Greg's...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: For Pete's Sake
  Greg is eagerly doing another week in the Army reserve, lots of boyish fun for the serious lawyer, e...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Kitty Dearest
  Greg finds out Kitty has enrolled him as sole adult for a 'mother and son' fashion show, angrily wal...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Story of K
  In Dharma's romance novel scene, Greg has three hands. His third hand is that of series set designer...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Pride & Prejudice
  The episode's title references the title of the novel "Pride and Prejudice"...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: How This Happened
  When Dharma sees Montgomery Enterprises has a large plot of land, she convinces Kitty to make Edward...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The End of the Innocence: Part 1
  Greg is furious after finding a letter which proves Dharma lied to him about Charlie. Dr. Trish's ch...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The End of the Innocence: Part 2
  Greg has moved out after catching Dharma with Charlie. Greg stays with Pete, who has a 'relationship...
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Intensive Caring
  Just after Greg and Dharma made up, they had a car accident which lands her in hospital. Greg is con...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: With a Little Help from My Friend
  The episode's title is a reference to the song "With a Little Help from My Friends"...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Papa Was Almost a Rolling Stone
  Edward Montgomery: [defying Kitty] Oh by the way, I'm not wearing underwear. I don't know why I ever...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Sexual Healing
  Greg Montgomery: [Kitty has interpreted Dharma's coded conversation] My mom said we can have sex aga...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Without Reservations
  The British tourist couple Henry and Lorraine Cooper accidentally phones Dharma and Greg, looking fo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Try to Remember This Kind of September
  Greg was surprised when Dharma stole his PJ pants while he slept, and startled when he meets a self-...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Used Karma
  Greg finds out that Dharma actually bought the sports-car he only dreams about. After Abby declares ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Home Is Where the Art Is
  When Dharma finds her friend Terry the performance artist is in Frisco, she immediately accepts an i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Wish We Weren't Here
  Greg had planned to escape their rowing parents by spending Thanskiving on the Bahamas, but bad weat...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Dream a Little Dream of Her
  The episode's title is a reference to the song "Dream a Little Dream of me"...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: A Fish Tale
  Dharma refuses even a white lie against her parents, so she makes Greg tell Abby he and Edward are g...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Previously on Dharma and Greg
  Gunther: [to Dharma] I love you. Will you marry me?::Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: What?::Meditatio...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Protecting the Ego-System
  Dharma makes Greg have sex with her in his parent's country club's coat check, but the real embarras...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Near-Death of a Salesman
  The episode's title references the title of the novel "Death of a Salesman"...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's... My Wife
  To Ed's delight Greg starts working at Montgomery Industries, where Kitty and her interior decorator...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: I Think, Therefore I Am in Trouble
  Greg finds his German new legal colleague too sexy not to fantasize about, and her European ways too...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: She's with the Band
  At a business drink with conservative Mongomery Industries client Kevin Kincaid, Dharma meets his re...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Mission: Implausible
  Greg is delighted by an office visit from a very polite Harvard Law School student, Rick Sanderson. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: This Diamond Ring
  Dharma stupidly forgot to renew her license, passes the drivers exam only because it's a shamble, an...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Tooth Is Out There
  Seeing how Larry, already depressed by his dismissal as Mongomery Industries security guard, mourns ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Parent Trap
  Seeing Marlena Hoffman, who until recently was working in a clothes shop, Greg wants her to leave bu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Tuesday's Child
  Greg notices young Gracie stays behind after a performance by Rodney the clown. Dharma insists to ta...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Mamas and the Papas: Part 1
  The episode's title references 'The Mamas and the Papas' (qv)...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Mamas and the Papas: Part 2
  The episode's title references 'The Mamas and the Papas' (qv)...