Guru (2007)

Actors: Anurag Kashyap (writer), Mithun Chakraborty (actor), Mani Ratnam (producer), Aishwarya Rai Bachchan (actress), Roshan Seth (actor), Abhishek Bachchan (actor), Sanjay Mishra (actor), Rajendra Gupta (actor), Prathap K. Pothan (actor), Manoj Joshi (actor), Sudhir Pandey (actor), Sachin Khedekar (actor), Madhavan (actor), Suhasini (writer), Mani Ratnam (writer),

Plot: A school-teacher in India sires a son named Gurukant, but is disappointed as the child fails to live up to his high expectations. When Gurukant grows up, he is unable to secure decent employment in India, so finds a way to go to Turkey, where he finds employment. When he returns back to India, he wants to start his own business, but is unable to do so, as he does not have enough money. So he does some research, gets to meet Sujata, the daughter of a wealthy man named Jignesh, and marries her. After the marriage, Gurukant finds out that Sujata has a dark past, but he ignores this - for his one motive is to be to rise in the eyes of his father - and get rich.

Keywords: 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, ambition, anger, bicycle, bribe, brother-in-law, business, business-tycoon
Genres: Biography, Drama, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: Villager. Visionary. Winner. The life of the most controversial man of the year. "Think big, think ahead and think fast."

Quotes:

Sujatha: [Sujata suddenly insists on coming with Gurukant just before his train leaves]::Gurukant Desai: But you don't have any luggage!::Sujatha: [indignant] Can't you buy me a few saris?

K R Menon I.A.S: What was your name again?::Gurukant Desai: Not was. Is. And will always remain. Gurukant Desai.

Gurukant Desai: [at the inquiry] I don't fear the public. I AM the public.

Gurukant Desai: There is a saying in our village: "If people say bad things about you, you must be doing something good."

Gurukant Desai: If you don't dream, you will be stuck to your village all your life.

Gurukant Desai: If a law can be made in a day, it can be changed in a day.

Gurukant Desai: I only know one thing... there is only one person like me here... only one Guru.

Gurukant Desai, Sujatha: [singing] Tum Ta Ra Rum, Ta Ra Mast Mast / Ta Ra Rum, Ta Ra Rum, Ta Ra Mast Mast / Ta Ra Rum, Ta Rum Pum / Ta Rum Pum, Bin Tera Jeena...

Gurukant Desai: What's wrong with dreaming big?

[Guru comes home from Turkey]::Gurukant Desai: [spreading his arms out] Everything is written from HERE...

Blood Ranch (2006)

Actors: Vernon Wells (actor), Jim Fitzpatrick (actor), Asad Farr (producer), Corbin Timbrook (director), Frederik Wiedmann (composer), Jim Fitzpatrick (producer), Corbin Timbrook (writer), Lewis Schoenbrun (editor), Corbin Timbrook (producer), Scott L. Schwartz (actor), Asad Farr (actor), Lisa London (actress), Mitch Toles (producer), Daniel O'Meara (actor), Desi Singh (actor),

Plot: Four college students and an Iraq War vet, lost on a desert highway, encounter a terrified young woman with a black van on her trail. They survive the ensuing chase but their car doesn't, forcing them to seek help at a nearby ranch. Only when it's too late does the group learn that it's crossed the threshold into Hell! Welcome to the Web, home to a bizarre cult of murderers, perverts and mental defectives, whose sacraments include mutilation, dismemberment, unspeakable sex acts, and slow, agonizing death for all who enter. None of their "guests" have ever made it out alive. Tonight may be different...but don't count on it.

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Rope 'em in ... Tie 'em up ... Ride 'em hard

Board (2001)

Actors: Joe McKinney (actor), Nigel Bunyan (editor), John Olohan (actor), Derek Reid (actor), Patrick Wickham (actor), Patrick Wickham (miscellaneous crew), Paul Lynch (director), Paul Lynch (producer), Louise Kelly (costume designer), Grainne Kelly (actress), Helen Moorcroft (actress), Geraldine Maguire (actress), Cait Barden (producer), Denis Roche (composer), Peter McCanney (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Wilt (1990)

Actors: Roger Lloyd-Pack (actor), David Ryall (actor), Gina McKee (actress), Griff Rhys Jones (actor), Alison Steadman (actress), Togo Igawa (actor), Neville Phillips (actor), Mel Smith (actor), Diana Quick (actress), Anne Dudley (composer), Barbara Hicks (actress), Jeremy Clyde (actor), Chris Blunden (editor), Michael Tuchner (director), Roger Allam (actor),

Plot: Henry Wilt is a more or less failure of a teacher who fantasizes about murdering his dominant, non-attentive wife Eva. At a party Wilt is stuck to an inflatable doll and makes a complete fool of himself. Eventually, he dumps the doll in a hole at a building site. However, he has been witnessed getting rid of the doll and when his wife disappears on the night after the party, the police with inspector Flint strongly suspect Wilt of being guilty.

Keywords: based-on-novel, independent-film, inflatable-doll
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Has the shocking truth about Henry Wilt been inflated? An inflatable love story!

Quotes:

[Henry bursts into the church, to find the vicar trying to strangle Eva]::Henry Wilt: Now you listen here, if anyone's going to murder my wife, it's going to be me!

[Flint has found Henry in the graveyard]::Inspector Flint: I bet if we dug up these graves, we'd find a dead body in every one!::Henry Wilt: Well, so would I!

[Flint has realised that Henry is innocent of all charges]::Inspector Flint: In that case, *I* am under arrest. I am hereby arresting myself, for conspiring to falsify evidence for the wrongful arrest of a private citizen, misuse of police manpower and resources, and for knowingly obtaining an unlicensed firearm from an illegal source, with intent to murder and maim.::[Hands shotgun to Eva]::Inspector Flint: I am not obliged to say anything, but anything I do say can be noted and used as evidence. If someone would care to call the police, I shall be in the cemetery.::[Flint exits, while Henry joins Eva]::Henry Wilt: He's been under a lot of stress, lately.

Inspector Flint: Your wife! Your wife is *dead*!::Henry Wilt: You know what, Inspector, for the first time since I met you, you're in danger of actually being right about something!::[Henry wacks Flint into an open grave with the shovel, and runs off]

[Henry has arrived at the church, looking for Eva]::Henry Wilt: Why didn't I sign my own name. I'd be safely locked up in Broadmoor by now!

[Henry is looking through the kitchen cupboards]::Henry Wilt: [looking at the dog] Where does she keep the Marmite, Dasher?

Cranham: Don't tell the bastards nothing!::Henry Wilt: *Anything* Cranham! Don't tell the bastards anything!

Dave: [Indicating the students] They look like football hooligans!::Henry Wilt: They *are* football hooligans!

Bad Girls in the Movies (1986)

Actors: Gene Autry (actor), David Carradine (actor), Buster Crabbe (actor), Harry Reems (actor), Yvonne De Carlo (actress), Diana Dors (actress), Georgina Spelvin (actress), Domonic Paris (writer), Domonic Paris (producer), Domonic Paris (director), George Small (composer), Mike Bencivenga (editor), Gordon Antell (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Larson (composer), Erville Light (actress),

Genres: Documentary,

Bad Girls in the Movies (1986)

Actors: Gene Autry (actor), David Carradine (actor), Buster Crabbe (actor), Harry Reems (actor), Yvonne De Carlo (actress), Diana Dors (actress), Georgina Spelvin (actress), Domonic Paris (writer), Domonic Paris (producer), Domonic Paris (director), George Small (composer), Mike Bencivenga (editor), Gordon Antell (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Larson (composer), Erville Light (actress),

Genres: Documentary,

Bad Girls in the Movies (1986)

Actors: Gene Autry (actor), David Carradine (actor), Buster Crabbe (actor), Harry Reems (actor), Yvonne De Carlo (actress), Diana Dors (actress), Georgina Spelvin (actress), Domonic Paris (writer), Domonic Paris (producer), Domonic Paris (director), George Small (composer), Mike Bencivenga (editor), Gordon Antell (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Larson (composer), Erville Light (actress),

Genres: Documentary,