Tough Guy Competition

Too Tall (2013)

Actors: Constantine Kourtidis (actor), Martin Dansky (actor), Ivan Peric (actor), Ivan Peric (writer), Ivan Peric (director), Ivan Peric (producer), Ivan Peric (editor), Tarek Gader (actor), Robert Boulanger (actor), Liam Kavanagh (miscellaneous crew), Liem Duong (actor), Pascual Vazquez (composer), Michaela Di Cesare (actress), Stewart Pinkerton (actor), Nicholas Constantine (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Life is never too short, when you're TOO TALL

Unavailable (2012)

Actors: Terry Jernigan (producer), Terry Jernigan (actor), Jonathan Moody (actor), Ernest W. Smith (editor), Frances Mitchell (actress), Ernest W. Smith (director), Ernest W. Smith (producer), Ernest W. Smith (writer), Richard Keel (actor), Silvia Baldassini (actress), Heather Smith (producer), Dave Hobbs (actor), Rachael Lang (actress), Diane Sokolowich (actress), Cynthia Tademy (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Sometimes A Wrong Number Is The Right Call

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Actors: Wayne Robson (actor), Arnold Pinnock (actor), Tony Nappo (actor), Edward Norton (actor), Rick Cordeiro (actor), Tim Blake Nelson (actor), Stan Lee (actor), Lou Ferrigno (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Lou Ferrigno (actor), David Bianchi (actor), William Hurt (actor), Bill Bixby (actor), Paul Soles (actor), Tim Roth (actor),

Plot: Depicting the events after the Gamma Bomb. 'The Incredible Hulk' tells the story of Dr Bruce Banner, who seeks a cure to his unique condition, which causes him to turn into a giant green monster under emotional stress. Whilst on the run from military which seeks his capture, Banner comes close to a cure. But all is lost when a new creature emerges; The Abomination.

Keywords: 2000s, action-hero, aikido, ambiguous-ending, anti-hero, antidote, arm-sling, bar, bare-chested-male, barking-dog
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: On June 13, get ready to unleash the beast. This summer, our only hope is something incredible This June, a hero shows his true colors You'll like him when he's angry.

Quotes:

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You did the right thing, calling us. Leonard, I need to know where they're going. She'll be in incredible danger as long as she's with him.::Leonard: From who? He protected her. You almost killed her.::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: I give you my word, her safety is my main concern at this point.::Leonard: You know, it's a point of professional pride for me that I can tell when somebody's lying. And you are. [pause]::Leonard: I don't know where he's going. I know she'll help him if she can.::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Then she's aiding a fugitive. And I can't help either one of them. [walks off]::Leonard: I used to wonder why she never talked about you. Now I know.::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [to himself] Where does she meet these guys?

Bruce Banner: [in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.::Tough Guy Leader: [in Portuguese] What the hell he is talking about?

Betty Ross: [Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.::Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?::Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: As far as I'm concerned, that man's whole body is property of the U.S. army.

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?::Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.

Emil Blonsky: Forgive me, sir? Doesn't anybody want to talk about what went down in there? 'Cause... He didn't lose us. And he was not alone sir. We had him. And then something hit us... Something BIG hit us! It threw a forklift truck like it was a SOFTBALL! It was the most powerful thing I've ever seen.::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Well, it's gone.::Emil Blonsky: Well, if Banner knows what it is, I'm gonna track him down, I'm gonna put my foot on his throat, and I'm gonna...::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That was Banner. IT was Banner.::Emil Blonsky: You have to explain that statement, sir.::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: No I don't. You've done a good job. Pack up and get our men on a plane. We're going home.

[During the fight between The Hulk and The Abomination]::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [Referring to the machine gun on the helicopter] Use that thing, soldier. Give him some help!::Helicopter Soldier: Which one?::Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Help the green one, dammit! Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!

Bruce Banner: Stan, I give you my word. Whatever you've heard about me, it's not true.::Stanley: Oh, I know it. I always knew it. I mean, you know how I felt about you two. [Bruce nods] Have you talked to her?::Bruce Banner: No. She doesn't know that I'm here. [pause] She's with somebody?::Stanley: Yeah, He's a head-shrink. They say he's one of the best. But a really nice guy.::Bruce Banner: Oh... Good. That's good.::Stanley: Bruce. What can I do to help you?::Bruce Banner: I could use a bed for a few nights.::Stanley: Ah. You can have the spare room upstairs.::Bruce Banner: That'd be so great. [pause] There's, uh, there's one other thing...

[repeated line]::Emil Blonsky: Is that it? Is that all you've got?

The Incredible Hulk: Leave me alone.

Flowers (2004)

Actors: Michael Ray Davis (actor), John Martino (actor), Jeremy King (actor), Ryan Jonze (actor), Don Stallings (actor), Justin Smith Shelton (miscellaneous crew), Jeffrey Lee Woods (director), Jeffrey Lee Woods (writer), Timothy M. Mather (producer), John Hill (actor), Jeff Sproul (actor), Heather Joy Budner (actress), Kenny Borgas (actor), John A. Kane Jr. (miscellaneous crew), Lorena Davis (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Jeremy Miles, a recent law graduate, delivers flowers part time while he tries to land his first law job. His sometimes funny, often strange deliveries to a string of unsatisfied customers begin to unravel his faith in himself, his choice of careers, his battle with alcoholism, and his ongoing relationship with a beautiful and driven medical student.

Keywords: independent-film, low-budget-film, orlando-florida, super-16mm
Genres: Drama,

How High (2001)

Actors: Judah Friedlander (actor), Redman (actor), Joe Ochman (actor), Jeffrey Jones (actor), Method Man (actor), Garrett Morris (actor), Tracy Morgan (actor), Spalding Gray (actor), Obba Babatundé (actor), Hector Elizondo (actor), Chuck Liddell (actor), Mike Epps (actor), Martin Klebba (actor), Tracey Walter (actor), T.J. Thyne (actor),

Plot: Two guys by the name of Silas and Jamal decided to one day smoke something magical, which eventually helps them to ace their college entrance exam. This eventually lands them in Harvard, where they're surrounded by the world of Ivy Leaguers. Although their new lifestyle is much different from back home, they kept on having fun until their supernatural smoke runs out. Now, they are on their own and they have to rely on each other to survive.

Keywords: baby-powder, bicycle, blunt, bong, bong-hits, botany, cannabis, canon, carpet, college
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: You got blunt... You got weed..... They've got their degrees all rolled up. Ho Ho Ho... Ho On December 21, put a little tingle in your jingle.

Quotes:

Silas: Peace.::Bart: Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.::Silas: Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

Amir: [to a girl in the hall] Don't worry, you can suck my dick after class! [girl slaps him silly and walks away]::Amir: Oh... she wants me!

Tuan: Hey, I'm down with you! You east-coast? I Far-east Coast!::Jeffery: I'm from Wisconsin.

Tuan: Hey, I am down with you! You east coast, I FAR east coast!

Baby Powder: We gotta get out there and find my bitches!::Baby Wipe: Powder, can't we just call them employees?

Ivory - Ghost: I'm taking you off my buddy list bitch! I hope you get a virus! You and your computer!

Baby Powder: Now here I've got a twenty dollar money order...::Hella Back: Twenty Dollars!::End Table Ass: Money Order!::Baby Powder: ...that you two bitches can split!

Dean Carl Cain: Yo yo yo baby, this is boring as hell! Yo DJ! Hit me!

Field of Dreams Guy: Damn, I'm hungrier than four dudes!::PCC Agent: And I'm hungrier than five!::Field of Dreams Guy: Well who are you, jack, and what you doin' in my house?::PCC Agent: I'm the spokesperson for Pork-Chops-O-Chunky. Whether you're black or a honkey, you'll love Pork-Chops-O-Chunky!::Field of Dreams Guy: Damn, that's Funky!

Baby Powder: Wheremybitches?

Limp (1999)

Actors: David Lewis (actor), Rachel Hayward (actress), Teach Grant (actor), Michael Hutchence (actor), Henry O. Watson (actor), Tania Saulnier (actress), Ennio Di Berardo (composer), Kathy Ferrey (miscellaneous crew), Rheta Hutton (actress), Fawnia Mondey (actress), Gaetana Korbin (actress), Scot Scalise (editor), Robyn Palmer (actress), Jessica Schreier (actress), Elizabeth Marleau (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Modern Problems (1981)

Actors: Michael Shamberg (producer), Henry Corden (actor), Brian Doyle-Murray (actor), Mary Kay Place (actress), Dominic Frontiere (composer), Deborah Ross (miscellaneous crew), Pat Proft (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Dabney Coleman (actor), Nell Carter (actress), Patti D'Arbanville (actress), Michael Jablow (editor), Frank Birney (actor), William Bowling (miscellaneous crew), Alan Greedy (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Air traffic controller Max Fiedler is unhappy with his career and his second marriage. An exposure to toxic waste gives him the power of telekinesis. He comes to a crossroads at a beachhouse he shares with his wife, his ex, and a voodoo priestess.

Keywords: air-traffic-controller, nosebleed, telekinesis, telekinetic-sex
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Max Fielder has just discovered the power of telekinesis, and he's about to move your world. A broken-hearted man + amazing moving powers = Out-of-control fun. Chevy has the power to make this Holiday Season the funniest ever!

Quotes:

Darcy: Max, please, what is the matter with you lately? I was kidding.::Max Fielder: Look at my face. I can't go to dinner like this. Look.::Darcy: Your face looks fine.::Max Fielder: I'm not going. I'm staying up here.::Darcy: Max. Max, you promised me that you would try to relax and be close to me this weekend.::Max Fielder: You were only kidding?

[after snorting up a bunch of powder that was supposed to banish the 'demons' from his system]::Max Fielder: YES!::[laughs]::Max Fielder: I LIKE IT!

Max Fielder: I'm starting to see things move in thin air. Like this morning, I think I caused Darcy's coffee cup to slide across the table and crash. And then everything around was shaking and quaking...::Brian Stills: You trashed the place 'cause you're mad at this Daisy chick, right?::Max Fielder: No, no, Brian, I did it but I didn't touch anything.::Brian Stills: Look, we all think we got some monster inside us that's ready to explode any minute. You break things. I masturbate, so what? Same difference.

Brian Stills: Are you still seeing things move?::Max Fielder: I'm making things move.::Brian Stills: Max, could you sit down? I have a crick in my neck.

Dorita: According to these chicken guts, there's going to be an awfully big ruckus here this weekend.

Lorraine: Are you gonna be okay?::Max Fielder: Oh, yeah, I think things will be okay.::Lorraine: Good.::Mark Winslow: Well, not necessarily.

Lorraine: Poor guy. He's a prince who thinks he's a frog.

Mark Winslow: I'm not a freak, I'm a goddamn good-looking man.

Dorita: Now, we can do this easy, or we can do it rough. These is knuckles you is looking at.::Max Fielder: [in demonic voice] Your mama.

The Buster Keaton Story (1957)

Actors: Joe Ploski (actor), William Meader (actor), Joseph Forte (actor), Donald O'Connor (actor), Richard Alexander (actor), Peter Lorre (actor), Len Hendry (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Jackie Coogan (actor), Bobby Barber (actor), Cecil B. DeMille (actor), Ralph Dumke (actor), Len Hendry (actor), Keith Richards (actor), Richard Anderson (actor),

Plot: Buster Keaton leaves his family vaudeville act for the movies. He starts out as a bit player but quickly becomes famous as he acts in and directs his own films. Casting director Gloria Brent is in love with him, but he favors a starlet. When she rejects him, he starts drinking, a problem which only worsens when sound destroys silent cinema and his career. Will Gloria's love and his desire to make people laugh win out?

Keywords: character-name-in-title, movie-comedian, silent-film-star, silent-movie-actor, vaudeville-comedian
Genres: Biography, Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: It's a blues - BUSTER!

The Gladiator (1938)

Actors: Joe E. Brown (actor), Frank Mills (actor), Donald Douglas (actor), William Gould (actor), Richard Alexander (actor), Harrison Greene (actor), Sam Hayes (actor), Lloyd Ingraham (actor), Eddie Kane (actor), Robert Kent (actor), Milton Kibbee (actor), Harrison Greene (actor), Edward LeSaint (actor), Lucien Littlefield (actor), Dickie Moore (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Kicking the pigskin for a skinful of laughs ! Co-eds Cry For Him! Man-Mountain Dean Flies From Him!

The First Baby (1936)

Actors: Ward Bond (actor), Richard Powell (actor), Pat O'Malley (actor), Wallis Clark (actor), David Newell (actor), Johnny Downs (actor), Jack Norton (actor), George Magrill (actor), Billy Gilbert (actor), Harrison Greene (actor), Taylor Holmes (actor), Clay Clement (actor), Dickie Jones (actor), Gene Lockhart (actor), Cyril Ring (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,