Roxie (2013)

Actors: Nick Frangione (writer), Nick Frangione (director), Nick Frangione (producer), Nick Frangione (actor), Tiffany Kristie Cruz (editor), David Usner (actor), David Usner (producer), David Usner (writer), Melissa Thompson Esaia (actress), Molly Ratermann (actress), Lisa-Marie Newton (actress), Vanessa Donley (actress), Joel Roth (producer), Joel Roth (writer), Sheryl Hartman (actress),

Plot: A coming-of-age film about two sixty-year-old best buddies who should have come-of-age a long time ago. When Marriage and Family Therapists, Dave and Joel, set off for a San Francisco Therapy Conference, with the intention of hiring Escorts as an escape from their own failing marriages, they wind up in the pathway of a scheming prostitute named Roxie. This encounter with Roxie will prove to be the biggest test of Dave and Joel's friendship.

Genres: Drama, Romance,

The Women (2008)

Actors: Mick Jagger (producer), Annette Bening (actress), Debra Messing (actress), Lynn Whitfield (actress), Jada Pinkett Smith (actress), Meg Ryan (actress), Cloris Leachman (actress), Debi Mazar (actress), Candice Bergen (actress), Bette Midler (actress), Eva Mendes (actress), Carrie Fisher (actress), Ana Gasteyer (actress), Jane Murfin (writer), Anita Loos (writer),

Plot: Based on a very clever comedy by Claire Booth, wife of Time Publisher Henry Luce and later Ambassador to Italy. One of the surprises was an all-woman cast, novel in the 1930's. And although there were no men in the cast, most of the dialog was about them. The story is rather thin and depended on the fact that divorce, in the 1930's, was not only difficult but almost impossible in New York. Mrs. Stephen Haynes learns that her husband is seeing a salesgirl at Saks, and reluctantly divorces him, abetted by her friends, all of whom have romantic problems of their own. In the 1930's New York women who could afford it went to Nevada, where residency could be established quickly and divorce was relatively easy. The 1939 film, starring Norma Shearer, Paulette Goddard, Rosalind Russell, and Joan Crawford, was a hit. This one, with an even better looking cast, is definitely not, largely because someone tried to move a 1930's situation comedy into the present.

Keywords: all-female-cast, baby, baby-born, based-on-play, beauty-parlor, beauty-salon, birth, black-lesbian, childbirth, connecticut
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: It's all about... The new comedy about finding out what you really want. Get your friends together and celebrate "The Women".

Quotes:

Mary Haines: Oh, is this about the perfume bitch?

Mary Haines: [sees her daughter burning tampons] What is she doing?::Maggie: Well, she says she doesn't want to be a woman.

Catherine Frazier: Don't be bitter. It leads to Botox.

Catherine Frazier: It feels like someone kicked you in the stomach, feels like your heart stopped beating, feels like that dream, you know the one, when you are falling and you want so desperately to wake up before you hit the ground but it's all out of your control, you can't trust anything anymore, no-one is who they say they are, your life is changed forever, and the only thing to come out of the whole ugly experience is no-one will be able to break your heart like that again.

Barbara Delacorte: Everything was wonderful, Mary. I must have the name of your caterer. So yummy.::Mary Haines: Oh, no. I made everything myself. I think people appreciate the personal touch.::Barbara Delacorte: You cooked? Oh, Mary, how could you. What were you thinking? Now we'll all have to do that.

Sylvia Fowler: I am the man I want to marry!

Catherine Frazier: I ordered you a gimlet. I know you don't drink in the afternoon, but you will eventually, so why not start now?

Catherine Frazier: You wanna see a bad facelift? Helen Danvers, 2 o'clock. She looks like she's re-entering the Earth's atmosphere

Sylvia Fowler: A 45-minute orgasm? Who has the time?

Edie Cohen: It was so amazing,and we're so proud of you. And I am so sorry that I won't be able to stay longer to help you celebrate. But my water just broke.

Mattie Fresno and the Holoflux Universe (2007)

Actors: Robert Clohessy (actor), Charles Q. Murphy (actor), Will Lyman (actor), Page Ostrow (producer), Orson Bean (actor), Carol Alt (actress), Maurice Cabrera (miscellaneous crew), Robert Walden (actor), Ellen Cleghorne (actress), Victor Colicchio (actor), Victor Colicchio (actor), Garry Pastore (actor), Garry Pastore (actor), T.J. Glenn (actor), Michael Ciminera (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy,
Taglines: A Tale of Public Relations, Hallucination, Assassination and Theoretical Physics

End of Days (1999)

Actors: Gary Anthony Williams (actor), Mark Margolis (actor), Sven-Ole Thorsen (actor), Kevin Pollak (actor), Gabriel Byrne (actor), CCH Pounder (actress), Rod Steiger (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Gabriel Byrne (actor), Udo Kier (actor), Steve Kramer (actor), Marc Lawrence (actor), Charles A. Tamburro (actor), Armyan Bernstein (producer), Miriam Margolyes (actress),

Plot: On December 28th, 1999, the citizens of New York City are getting ready for the turn of the millennium. However, the Devil decides to crash the party by coming to the city, inhabiting a man's body, and searching for his chosen bride, a 20-year-old woman named Christine York. [If he bears her child between 11:00 PM and midnight on New Year's Eve], the world will end, and the only hope lies within an atheist ex-cop named Jericho Cane, who no longer believes in God because of the murder of his wife and daughter.

Keywords: 1970s, 1990s, 2000s, 666, action-hero, ambush, atheist, back-from-the-dead, bare-breasts, barefoot
Genres: Action, Horror, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Prepare for the end. The end is near When the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison. Prepare. Prepare for the end of days. On the eve of the millenium an ex-cop torn by loss must regain his faith in order to quell the end of days. You will bear witness to the End of Days...

Quotes:

Jericho Cane: Who the fuck are you?::The Man: Oh, I think you know who I am. You just don't want to believe it.

Jericho Cane: Fuck... you! [throws Satan out of a few-stories-high window]

The Man: [Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a "Satan Rules" shirt] Hey kid, nice shirt.::Skateboarder: [Looks Satan up and down] Fuck you man.::[Skates into the road]::The Man: [Whispers] Hey Kid.::[the skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a bus]::The Man: ...Nice shirt.

Father Kovak: Do you believe in God?::Jericho Cane: Maybe once, not anymore.::Father Kovak: What happened?::Jericho Cane: We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise.

Father Kovak: He was doing God's work.::Jericho Cane: So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?

Father Kovak: You think you've seen everything? There's a whole world you've never dreamed of. Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him.::Jericho Cane: I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue.::Father Kovak: Wait a few days.

Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.

Chicago: What makes you think you're going upstairs when this is all over? After the life you've led?

Chicago: Well, it's official: I'm never sleeping again. Ever.

Chicago: I didn't realize you knew where the public library was, let alone had a library card.