Valda (German: Wald im Fasstal) is a comune (municipality) in Trentino in the northern Italian region Trentino-Alto Adige/Südtirol, located about 20 kilometres (12 mi) northeast of Trento. As of 31 December 2004, it had a population of 230 and an area of 6.1 square kilometres (2.4 sq mi).
Valda borders the following municipalities: Salorno, Grumes, Faver and Segonzano.
Valda the Iron Maiden is a fictional character created by Roy Thomas and Ernie Colón for DC Comics. She debuted in Arak, Son of Thunder #3 (August 1981).
Unlike other sword-and-sorcery heroines (such as Red Sonja), Valda is practically dressed in a full mail shirt, flat-heeled boots and (often) leather trousers.
Valda the Iron Maiden was a female knight and one of the Twelve Peers of Carolus Magnus' court. She was born in Aix-la-Chapelle, Frankland in the 8th century A.D., the daughter of Bradamante and (reputedly) Carolus Magnus.
After her mother's death in the ambush at Roncesvalles, Valda was brought up by Carolus Magnus, his court sorcerer Malagigi and Bishop Turpin. She was tutored as a swordswoman by the ghost of Amadis of Gaul, who she had summoned with a spell that she had overheard Malagigi using. Initially refused knighthood by the king, she posed as the "Knight All in Scarlet" and defeated her uncle, the great knight Rinaldo, in a joust to earn the honour.
262 Valda is a main belt asteroid that was discovered by Austrian astronomer Johann Palisa on November 3, 1886 in Vienna. The origin of the name is unknown.
Photometric observations of this asteroid from the Organ Mesa Observatory in Las Cruces, New Mexico during 2010 gave a light curve with a period of 17.386 ± 0.001 hours and a brightness variation of 0.17 ± 0.02 magnitude.
Actors: Daniel J. Barnes (actor), Daniel J. Barnes (actor), Simon Cooke (actor), Simon Cooke (actor), Doug Gunter (actor), Will Morris (actor), Richard Bellamy Nunn (actor), Richard Bellamy Nunn (actor), Jessica Hunter (actress), Doug Gunter (producer), Chris Hall (producer), Doug Gunter (director),
Genres: Adventure,Actors: Paul George (actor), Luke Hartney (actor), Robert Hill (actor), Robin Hill (actor), Mark Kempner (actor), David Schaal (actor), Michael Smiley (actor), Simon Smith (actor), Gareth Tunley (actor), Simon Walker (actor), Tony Way (actor), Kitty Blue (actress), Julia Deakin (actress), Sara Dee (actress), Janet Hill (actress),
Plot: After serving jail time for a mysterious crime, Bill and Karl get out of jail and become preoccupied with figuring out who turned them in to the police. On top of that, the "family business" is on the rocks, and the motley crew of criminals who operate out of Down Terrace aren't feeling terribly trusting of one another. It might look like an ordinary house, but at Down Terrace, the walls are closing in...
Keywords: black-comedyActors: Arvydas Dapsys (actor), Andrius Mamontovas (actor), Mantas Mieliauskas (actor), Adomas Morkunas (actor), Gelmis Naujikas (actor), Raimondas Paskevicius (actor), Sarunas Puidokas (actor), Vitautas Rumshas (actor), Kostas Smoriginas (actor), Justas Tertelis (actor), Ieva Anskaitiene (actress), Valda Bickute (actress), Dalia Brenciute (actress), Audrone Gailiute (actress), Aleksas Celamanskas (actor),
Plot: A Priest in Ireland meets a woman Valda from his native Lithuania only to find out her mysterious identity is closely connected with a darkest secret of his past. Desperate for a better life Valda left Lithuania for Ireland, hoping to find a new purpose in life but failed to fulfill a promise to come back she made to her son Paul. Now Paul is adopted by a childless Nora, ex-wife of the desperate businessman Ben, whose life is falling from his hands. Caught in a struggle with her husband's mistress Laima, she must fight not only for her firm but also for the custody of a child who now is her only hope in life. From acclaimed Latvian director Maris Martinsons comes a dramatic story developing in two countries, connected with each other by vast migration after the fall of Soviet Union, and six people whose destiny is bond in more than one way after tragic accident which happened more than two decades ago.
Genres: Drama,Actors: John Bourgeois (actor), James Caan (actor), Mark Camacho (actor), Stephen Coats (actor), Joe Cobden (actor), Jesus Coso (actor), Charles S. Doucet (actor), Jean-Marc Félio (actor), Frank Gomes (actor), David Gow (actor), Peter Keleghan (actor), Darrell Mesheau (actor), Conrad Pla (actor), Charles Edwin Powell (actor), David Attis (actor),
Plot: Leonard Grey has been the super of the apartment building Jericho Mansions owned by Lily Melnick for thirty years. Leonard is slow and agoraphobic, as well as having amnesia, and dedicates his leisure time to build a complex bridge with clips. When the husband of the landlady (Lily) dies and she receives a call from her sister that lives in Europe, Lily rebukes Leonard and tries to force him to be fired or arrested by the police, forging evidences that he is a thief. However, most of the dwellers like Leonard and he stays working in the building. When Bill Cherry, husband of the masseuse Donna Cherry and lover of Dolores O'Donell, is murdered in Jericho Mansions during the night, the police investigate. There are many suspects, including Dolores's betrayed husband Eugene; Lily and Leonard. However, Jericho Mansions hides a dark and cruel secret.
Keywords: accordion, adultery, agoraphobia, amnesia, ancient-sword, apartment-building, ball-peen-hammer, bare-chested-male, blackout, blood-spatterActors: Gemini Barnett (actor), Charles Bartlett (actor), Nicholas Blake (actor), Roscoe Lee Browne (actor), Doug Burch (actor), James Cromwell (actor), John Doyle (actor), Michael Edward-Stevens (actor), John Erwin (actor), Paul Goddard (actor), Ken Gregory (actor), Mike Harris (actor), Wade Hayward (actor), Tony Hughes (actor), Ross Bagley (actor),
Plot: Farmer Hoggett wins a runt piglet at a local fair and young Babe, as the piglet decides to call himself, befriends and learns about all the other creatures on the farm. He becomes special friends with one of the sheepdogs, Fly. With Fly's help, and Farmer Hoggett's intuition, Babe embarks on a career in sheepherding with some surprising and spectacular results.
Keywords: 1990s, adopted-son, adoption, affection, animal-name-in-title, australia, barking, based-on-novel, beard, blockbusterActors: Jan Hartl (actor), Petr Kostka (actor), Jirí Krampol (actor), Miroslav Machácek (actor), Jan Morávek (actor), Martin Morávek (actor), Ladislav Mrkvicka (actor), Ales Procházka (actor), Roman Skamene (actor), Ota Sládek (actor), Igor Smrzík (actor), Zdenek Srstka (actor), Pavel Svitalsky (actor), Josef Veselský (actor), Jan Faltýnek (actor),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Roberto Bonfim (actor), José Augusto Branco (actor), Armando Bógus (actor), Antônio Carlos (actor), Felipe Carone (actor), Cláudio Corrêa e Castro (actor), Daniel Dantas (actor), Brandão Filho (actor), Edgard Franco (actor), Reinaldo Gonzaga (actor), Milton Gonçalves (actor), Paulo Gonçalves (actor), Fernando José (actor), Egon Júnior (actor), João Carlos Barroso (actor),
Genres: ,Actors: Jeff Blow (actor), Chris Collier (actor), Harry Gibbs (actor), Ross Gilbert (actor), Norman Handy (actor), Robb Ireland (actor), Greg McCart (actor), Errol O'Neill (actor), Gavin Patterson (actor), Bill Reynolds (actor), Rod Wissler (actor), Carolyn Howard (actress), Hazel Howson (actress), Gaye Poole (actress), Chris Collier (producer),
Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller,Actors: Rossano Brazzi (actor), Aristide Caporale (actor), Michael Dunn (actor), Loren Ewing (actor), Roberto Fizz (actor), Eric Mann (actor), Robert Marx (actor), Gordon Mitchell (actor), Mike Monty (actor), Nicola Palumbo (actor), Xiro Papas (actor), Alessandro Perrella (actor), Luciano Pigozzi (actor), Edmund Purdom (actor), Salvatore Baccaro (actor),
Plot: Brazzi plays mad Dr. Frankenstein, Dunn is an evil dwarf and Lugosi (no relation to Bela) is a Neanderthal man. Add a monster named Hulk, and some nude women for sexploitation value.
Keywords: anger, bare-breasts, bare-butt, bathtub, brought-back-to-life, butler, candelabra, candle, castle, caveActors: Daniel Barone (actor), Edgar Barrier (actor), Robert Barron (actor), John Berkes (actor), Turhan Bey (actor), Anthony Blair (actor), Lane Chandler (actor), André Charlot (actor), Ken Christy (actor), Paul Clayton (actor), Charles Coleman (actor), Harry Cording (actor), William 'Wee Willie' Davis (actor), Leif Erickson (actor), Carlos Alvarado (actor),
Plot: Dancer Sherazade was told by the stars that she will become wife of the kalif in Bagdad. She tells Kamar, brother of kalif Haroun. He planned a coup d'etat, which failed at first, but supported by the wasir he finally succeeds. Haroun is injured and gets help from Ahmad's actor troupe, where he is nursed by Sherazade, who doesn't recognise him. When she hears that Kamar is looking for her she goes to him, but is sold with the complete troupe of actors to slavery. They're able to escape, but Haroun is still in danger. To save him, Sherazade agrees to poison Kamar, but Haroun tries to establish his rulership first.
Keywords: acrobat, adolescent, aladdin, applause, arabian, arrow, arrow-in-back, arrow-in-one's-chest, assassination-attempt, auctionVerse 1:
I've been watching your mama for a long time
And that bitch is fine
Every time I go to her house
She kiss me on the cheek
And fix me something to eat
I know the bitch freaky, yo check it
Cause every time I see her
She walking around half-naked
I'm checking out her underwear
And when she sit down, I can see her pussy hair
And my dick getting bigger by the minute
I'm thinking about the pussy, wishing I was in it
She want me to cut your grass
But I'm thinking about cutting that ass
And I believe I can get them draws
365 cause she passed menopause
I wanna dive in
And bust a nut on them goddamn Depends
Hope she's like you
Cause I'm a make her sing on the mike like Marilyn Macoo
So before you go to sleep tonight
You should know that I'm a be trying to fuck your mama
Verse 2:
Now you can get mad, ho
But you the one had me taking her to play bingo
Picking her up from church, taking her shopping
I was with it but your daddy could've did it
I'm making these confessions
Cause she wearing them tight-ass dresses
I wanna knock the boots and the socks
Hit her with this big fat cock and let your daddy watch
What a great adventure
When I make her suck my dick and knock out them dentures
Don't look so astounded
When I first met her, I told you she was well-rounded
You should've known shit wasn't right
Cause she always taking my side when we fight
And when I go over, she turn on the 8-track
And me and her go way back
Your old man ain't hitting it right
That bitch needs some young pipe
And I'm the motherfucking plumber
I wanna fuck your mama
Verse 3:
I wanna fuck your mama, girl
And have that pussy dripping like a wet jheri curl
When I hit it like a Green Bay Packer
And make that pussy pop like a firecracker
It's hard to concede
But why else would I be painting her house for free?
It ain't for my health
Cause I can make her climb them walls
And take all those Geritols
Whenever I call for you
She telling me all this shit she been through
How she nearly had a heart attack eating chili
And how your pops can't operate his Mr. Willie
She wasn't saying that cause I'm her son-in-law
She want me to stick this bone in her
And you know I'm a do my duty
I had a dream about busting a nut in her booty
And rubbing my cum in her face
And letting that freak have a goddamn taste
I'm a tell you straight up cause I know you hate the drama