As of right now I propose that cocktails should only be served at home, and if you are going to make them for your guests, have easy drinks ready while they wait. I blend margaritas for people all of the time, but I make sure they're holding a pint or a glass of wine while I fumble with the ice.
A host of good intentions can be found in the refrigerator. That lettuce intended for a healthy salad is now a soupy mess in the crisper. The cucumber to be cut up and eaten as a snack? Half-rotten on the second shelf. The lone apple, passed over time and again? Bruised and neglected in the far back corner of the fridge.
Perhaps no process in the American electorate is less understood than the caucus. So I am here today, my fellow Americans, to help you better understand, and be more comfortable with, the caucus. It may be less confusing than you think!
I have compiled a list of questions to determine if the person you are speaking with is indeed a Trump supporter without actually outright asking them. You know, kinda how Donald answers questions on foreign policy.
In a TMFS sketch, we break down the new study which shows that clouds will not cool the planet as much as previously thought, leading to higher global warming and climate change consequences.
Only by visiting the hallowed Augusta National course in person can one witness the Masters' attention to even the most minute detail and its determination to let every patron experience, to quote the soon-to-be-trademarked Jim Nantz catchphrase, "a tradition unlike any other."
Ensconced in his aerie in Trump Tower high above Fifth Avenue, Donald Trump has been poring over a copy of Doris Kearns Goodwin's Team of Rivals, searching for ideas how he could emulate "the political genius of Abraham Lincoln."
I've spent most of this political season roasting Donald Trump on various forms of social media. It's really been fun for me.
Maybe birthdays are like Halloween and Christmas, maybe like most things, they're simply better when you're a kid.
You are a shiny-haired, altruistic octopus with bodacious bazongas. This will be highly intimidating for the man person, but it is a good test of mettle. If he can't handle it, tell him there are plenty of other amoebas in the sea.
People have said for years that I will end up in the gutter. Little did I know it would happen when I went bowling with my 3-year-old granddaughter.
Love him or hate him, Guy Fieri has become a staple in this country. He's as American as apple pie... covered in cheese... and ribs. Somehow everything this guy touches turns into golden pinky rings, so what's next for the ever expanding Fieri empire?