Good Show Sir

Here at Good Show Sir® we are always looking for ways to improve your website experience.

Have you ever looked at a boring book cover and thought:

“Hey, I wish this cover had boobs on it.”

Well now you can add boobs … to any cover!

Sign up today for our new Premium website:

Good Show Sir – After Dark!

Check out these before and after covers:

Like what you see so far? For only £1 you can see the unsheeped image!

Like what you see so far? For only £1 you can see the unsheeped image!

Like what you see so far? This will cost you £3 for the unsheeped, unlewised, unbaened image!

And for just £25.99 more look what you can also get!

Click for full glorious image

That’s right! Dr. J. R. Asimov’s latest, and sexiest, installment into the Fantasy lands of Good Show Sir! Need more convincing?!? I would bloody hope not, but here’s an excerpt!

Glistening balls of sweat and water rolled down the orange coloured fur of Timanus the man tiger, as he stepped out of a steamy shower. His stripes sparkled in the light, his muscles rippled with power, his tail wagged seductively and his large dong waved around near his knees. Tiffany deLarge Cleavage also stepped out of the shower, her rack impressive and discussed throughout many lands.

“Is this for me?” Tiffany deLarge Cleavage seductively said as she lent over Timanus and grabbed a glass of water.

“Actually that was m….”

Before he could finish Tiffany deLarge Cleavage grabbed Timanus the man tiger back into the shower where they made, once again, hot passionate intercourse.

Unannounced to the sexy couple, Gilbert W. Izard watched through a magical perv hole in the wall. “You’ve gone too far this time,” he paused dramatically, “old friend!”

“MU HA HAHAHHAHAA HAH HA AH AHH AHH AHAH AHAHAHAH,” he laughed, “MU AHAHA AHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH HA!”

Subscribe now! To avoid a life of boobless unerotic disappointment!

(Average: 10.00 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: The original of an all-time Good Show Sir classic. It’s got it all: the fighting lion man, the moon, the photobombing reptile. Everything but the ass.
Published 1973

Of course you remember this cover from here.

(Average: 9.17 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full image

Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Ever taken something that’s made you feel like you have become part car driving the wrong way while a burning phoenix holds your eyes open? No? Well take this and draw my friend! DRAW!
Published 1973

Many thanks to Foster!

(Average: 9.55 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full image

JuanPaul Comments: Great example of why you should cover your mouth when you yawn. It only takes a second for adventurers to wander in.
Published 1985

(Average: 8.26 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for slightly larger image

WhenYouHearTheBeep Comments: Father Brown pondered the existential conundrum of MINATURE T REX ON THE RAMPAGE IN HOLLAND.
Published 1972

(Average: 7.20 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full image

Scott B Comments: I’m not sure this new remake of “Home Alone” is going to catch on.
Published 1969

(Average: 7.39 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: This is taken from an actual photograph of the cover model fleeing Baen Headquarters.
Published 2005

(Average: 8.18 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full image

Tat Wood Comments: Remember this? Well here’s how France saw it. Neither is entirely representative, this being a novel about an Australian sheep-shearer (in Space!) who buys Earth at a department store. Sort of. The sad thing is, Cordwainer Smith wrote extensively about cat-people but the artists never got the hint.
Published 1980 (maybe)

(Average: 8.63 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full image

Rachel Comments: There’s high-octane, adrenaline-flooding, heart-bursting, ground-pounding, high-speed tracking going on. Somewhere.
Published 2015

(Average: 8.09 out of 10)

Loading...

Click for full glorious image

Tom Noir Comments: America’s Explosive Tomorrow – Where men are men! Except when those men are also cars. And sometimes the car men cover their crotches with hubcaps, cause that’s what car men like, OKAY? What are YOU looking at, buster?? Does this cheese grater belt make by hips look big? Dammit.
Published 1991

(Average: 8.67 out of 10)

Loading...