- published: 06 Jul 2016
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Pam or PAM may refer to:
Actors: Graham Timbes (actor), Trey Lane (director), Trey Lane (producer), Trey Lane (writer), Trey Lane (editor), Trey Lane (actor), Colleen Harrison (actress), Timothy Dixon (editor), Timothy Dixon (writer), Keone Fuqua (actor), Timothy Dixon (producer), John DeLong (actor), William Shannon Williams (actor), Wayne Dean (actor), Boogie Dabney (actor),
Genres: Sci-Fi,Actors: William Emmons (actor), William Emmons (actor), Dan Jones (director), Dan Jones (editor), Dan Jones (actor), Ben Steel (actor), Cat Commander (actor), Brett Conyers (director), Brett Conyers (writer), Brett Conyers (editor), Brett Conyers (actor), Lachlan Cresswell (composer),
Genres: Horror, Short, Thriller,Actors: Mitchell Stafiej (actor), Mitchell Stafiej (editor), Mitchell Stafiej (producer), Mitchell Stafiej (actor), Mitchell Stafiej (director), Mitchell Stafiej (writer), Mitchell Stafiej (producer), Leigh Ann Taylor (actress), Daniel Dietzel (editor), Rebecca Amzallag (actress), Rebecca Amzallag (actress), Rebecca Amzallag (producer), Daniel Ho-Tieng (producer), Simran Dewan (producer), Robert Montcalm (actor),
Plot: FOUND is a short film about a young woman trapped on the floor of a cabin who must escape the bonds of a serial killer. This footage is presented through the lens of a seemingly sentient camera, working by itself to capture as much of the horror as possible.
Keywords: experimental, found-footage, independent-film, long-takeActors: Peter Hunt (actor), Peter Hunt (composer), Derek Fowell (writer), Derek Fowell (editor), Emma Galliano (actor), Derek Fowell (director), John Tscheppera (producer), Shane Clarke (composer), Patrick Chu (actor), Diane O'Sullivan (producer), Bindy Cummings (actor),
Plot: Sean and Louise are spatting on-camera during their cooking show, Blokes in the Kitchen. Sean has gone too far this time when he accuses Louise of being an expert on cocks - and he's not talking poultry. What flipped him into a serious meltdown? What did he see in the spa when he visited his lover, Ben? Sean is ready to kill someone. But is it Louise or Ben? And who does Ben want - Sean or Louise? Maybe both. Set in the beautiful Hawkesbury River valley, near Sydney, this Australian short is from one-time Santa Fe resident, Derek Fowell.
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Short,Actors: Luis Garcia (producer), Steve Harshfield (producer), Aniez (producer), Suzanne Owens-Duval (actress), Amanda Vasconcellos (actress), Tim Harrold (actor), Edd Blott (writer), Edd Blott (editor), Patrick D. Green (actor), Edd Blott (director), Christian Lagadec (actor), Edd Blott (producer), Edward Stiner (actor), Michelle Damis (actress), Jonathan Ow (producer),
Genres: Drama,Actors: Annalisa Hounsome (director), Annalisa Hounsome (writer), Annalisa Hounsome (editor), Annalisa Hounsome (producer), Rupinderjit Dhami (writer), Rupinderjit Dhami (producer), Rupinderjit Dhami (director), Paige Gilbert (actor), Alicia Radage (actress),
Genres: Drama, Short,Actors: Barry Corbin (actor), Dennis O'Neill (actor), Andrew Sensenig (actor), Jason Baumgardner (actor), Jason Baumgardner (producer), Ryan Harper Gray (actor), Vernon Reeves (actor), Martin Ezelle (actor), Ian Campbell (producer), Jonathan Brooks (actor), Garrett Schenck (actor), Catherine Gutting (actress), Zach Smith (editor), Jenny Durbin (actress), Zach Smith (producer),
Genres: Horror, Thriller,Actors: William Katt (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Steve Dorff (composer), Dean Cain (actor), George Strait (actor), Dean Cain (writer), Michael Yama (actor), Bronson Pinchot (actor), Michael McKean (actor), Heidi Brook Myers (actress), Hunt Lowry (producer), Wendy Keeling (actress), Jason Auerbach (miscellaneous crew), Christopher Cain (director), Christopher Cain (producer),
Genres: Drama, Music, Musical, Romance,Actors: Lou Castel (actor), Thomas Marchand (editor), Shinji Aoyama (director), Charles Perrault (writer), Shinji Aoyama (writer), Justin Taurand (producer), Alban Aumard (actor), Thomas Hong-Maï (actress), Umban U'kset (actor), Judith Chemla (actress), Jean-Christophe Folly (actor), Jonathan Manzambi (actor), David Nguyen (actor),
Genres: Short,Actors: Michael Winslow (actor), Ken Osmond (actor), Ken Osmond (actor), Scott Pearson (actor), Todd Magnuson (actor), Scott Pearson (actor), Scott Pearson (actor), Todd Magnuson (actor), Scott Pearson (actor), Todd Magnuson (actor), Todd Magnuson (actor), Todd Magnuson (actor), Todd Magnuson (actor), Todd Magnuson (producer), Scott Pearson (actor),
Genres: Comedy,Can I tell you who I am?
I'm Pamela Patricia, but they call me Pam.
I don't like shorts or slingback shoes,
My only pair of trousers are my gardening trews.
I don't say who, I do say whom,
I never use the toilet, just the smallest room.
I don't say gay, I still say quere,
I think that Mussolini had the right idea.
Got engaged in '62,
Got married in the April, in a nice pale blue;
It all turned sour, to say the least,
I was stuck in Abagelli with a sex-crazed beast.
Our wedding night, I heard a cough,
There was Harold in the doorway with his 'jamas off;
Now look, I said, I must be blunt,
I couldn't give a beggar's on the whole sex front.
Not me, not my scene,
I prefer a game of Rummy and an Ovaltine.
Harold, dear, do get dressed,
I've seen one in a book and I was not impressed.
Once divorced, I lived alone,
Then chummed up with a woman by the name of Joan.
She moved in, she seemed quite nice,
Wore army boots and braces, but I didn't think twice.
Then one night, she seemed upset,
I said, are you not happy in my maisonette?
She drained her rum and baby sham,
Ran her fingers through her crewcut, said I love you Pam.
I didn't faint, I didn't scream,
Just carried on demolishing my custard cream.
She said, won't you come upstairs with me?
I'll show you just how wonderful a love can be.
I said alright, but don't be late,
There's a thing by Alan Bennett on at half past eight.
Well, up we go, and off she went,
But the only thing that happened was my specs got bent.
Not me, how I feel,
I'd rather have a coffee and a wagon wheel;
Joan, dear, do get dressed,
No woman over forty suits a mauve stringed vest.
Then last year to beat the blues,
I booked myself a cabin on a ten day cruise;
So much to do, so much to see,
With a load of single women who look just like me.
Then one night, I clicked like that,
With a bachelor named Billy in a golfing hat.
We were so happy, hand in hand,
Listening to a lecture on the prostate gland.
I told him sex had been no go,
He took it as a challenge and we went below.
We kissed and hugged without delay,
He tried to take my rainhood off, I said no way.
He said I bet you ten whole pounds,
Pam, I bet you have an orgasm while I'm around.
He got stuck in, he really tried,
But I only felt a tremour down my left hand side.
Not me, that's my boast,
I prefer a bit of ironing and a round of toast.
Bill, dear, do get dressed,
But he just fell over groaning as he clutched his chest.
He went:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...
It was that type of sound.
Bill was dead, he died for me,
They took him on a stretcher as I drank my tea.
But as I poured another cup, I thought,