Bang, Bang! (2013)

Actors: Luis Filgueira (actor), Michael Song (actor), Mensur Lhaji (director), Jesse Abdrahman (actor),

Genres: Action, Short,

Organize Chaos (2012)

Actors: D.T. Carney (actor), Vincent McLean (actor), Hash Patel (actor), Gary Castro Churchwell (actor), Lenny Porterfield (actor), Crystal Stranger (actress), Ron Pucillo (actor), Raaj Rahhi (producer), Dennis Garr (actor), Sumiko Braun (actress), Neal 'Xingu' Rodil (actor), Abraham Rubio (actor), Mariela I'V (actress), Johnny Lechner (actor), Bruce Wen (actor),

Plot: In a complex web of tales within a tale, spanning two continents and involving a multitude of characters, Organize Chaos juxtaposes drama, action and humor in the world of organized crime. The business of the underworld has its own unwritten rules. Among them is rule Number one: Never cheat your business associates. And when these rules are broken, the guilty must be punished with a vengeance. There is always one man who emerges to bring order back in the business. He will be the judge, the jury and the executioner. But to bring back order again, he must first Organize Chaos. His name is Mike and he will show no mercy.

Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,

Toto Forever (2010)

Actors: Alexander Aguila (actor), Roberto F. Canuto (director), Roberto F. Canuto (producer), Roberto F. Canuto (editor), Roberto F. Canuto (writer), Roberto F. Canuto (producer), Roberto F. Canuto (writer), Xiaoxi Xu (producer), Alexandra Smothers (actress), Xiaoxi Xu (writer), Xiaoxi Xu (editor), Andrea Centazzo (composer), Beatriz Soto (miscellaneous crew), Ana Menendez (producer), Ana Menendez (producer),

Plot: "Toto Forever" tells the impossible love story between a young postmen, that dreams with a new life, and a gangster, that is in deep trouble with a mafia group. Toto will never lose the "hope", despite of the traumatic end of the affair. Filmed in 16mm, Toto Forever is a fable in which feelings and emotions are always fully exposed, with a very poetic and symbolic narrative and aesthetic very close to the Anime Japanese.

Keywords: adventurer, art-movie, character-name-in-title, dream, forever, freedom, gangster, gay, gay-interest, gay-romance
Genres: Drama, Romance, Short,

Quotes:

Toto: I have hope.

Ali G Indahouse (2002)

Actors: Eric Fellner (producer), Naomi Campbell (actress), Sacha Baron Cohen (producer), Tim Bevan (producer), Graham McTavish (actor), Matt Wilkinson (actor), Martin Freeman (actor), Emilio Rivera (actor), Sacha Baron Cohen (actor), Sacha Baron Cohen (actor), Charles Dance (actor), Michael Gambon (actor), Olegar Fedoro (actor), Matt Curtis (miscellaneous crew), Sacha Baron Cohen (writer),

Plot: Ali G unwittingly becomes a pawn in the evil Chancellor's plot to overthrow the Prime Minister of Great Britain. However, instead of bringing the Prime Minister down, Ali is embraced by the nation as the voice of youth and 'realness', making the Prime Minister and his government more popular than ever.

Keywords: based-on-tv-series, bedroom, bikini-girl, black-humor, blackmail, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, british-politics, car, car-driving, caught-on-tape
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Cleaning Da Filth From Da PM's Hood Vote Ali G Tax Da Panty Me Iz Introducin A White Paper Blair Beware Guess Who's In Da House?

Quotes:

Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.

Ali G: He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.

Ali G: And I put it to YOU... that you sucked off a 'orse.

Ali G: Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho!

Ali G: A man more eviler than Skeletor.

Ali G: You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real!::Cabinet M.P.: That's three words!::Ali G: Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?

Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha it spellz?::Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?::Ali G: Yes, Restecp. 'Owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha? If you lot in 'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another.

Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!::Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.::Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...

David Carlton: Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?::Ali G: Unfortunately, I iz recently gone on the dole...::David Carlton: Really? When?::Ali G: Eight years and three months ago.::David Carlton: Says here you claim disability benefit, are you...?::Ali G: Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury - I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger...::[starts to air-mix, winces, feigns pain, and stops. Notices Carlton's fit secretary looking at him, so he points to his crotch]::Ali G: Everything down there's still working, though! Oh, yes...

David Carlton: Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly dressed, half-naked man chained to a fence, being tossed off by an old blind council worker?

Kaboos (1989)

Actors: Youssra (actress), Khairy Beshara (actor), Sami Rafe (writer), Sami Rafe (actor), Ahmed Abdelaziz (actor), Ahmed Sami (producer), Mohammed Shebl (writer), Mohammed Shebl (director), Tamim Abdo (actor), Yousif Al Malakh (editor),

Genres: Horror,

When Nature Calls (1985)

Actors: Steve McAuliff (miscellaneous crew), David Strathairn (actor), Billy Beck (actor), Straw Weisman (writer), William Smith (actor), James Eckhouse (actor), Morey Amsterdam (actor), Willie Mays (actor), Rob Roy (actor), Ellen Lutter (actress), Ellen Lutter (costume designer), Rex Piano (actor), Gates McFadden (actress), G. Gordon Liddy (actor), Freddy Blassie (actor),

Plot: Greg Van Waspish, feeling that there's more to life than spending day after day working in the city, decides one day to pack up the family and move out to the wilderness. The family, not having been consulted in this move, takes to their new life very reluctantly, but eventually get used to life in the great outdoors. This film also includes parody previews to three non-existant movies.

Keywords: absurd-humor, adolescent-humor, adult-humor, bestiality, camp, dog-humor, independent-film, joke, movie-spoof, one-liner
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: You got to go

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

Actors: William Russ (actor), Ron Medico (editor), Stephen Thrower (composer), Ed Oldani (actor), Dave Marsh (actor), Jock Brandis (actor), Demene E. Hall (actress), George Barry (producer), George Barry (director), George Barry (writer), Howard Davis (miscellaneous crew), Ossian Brown (composer), Mike McCoy (composer), Robert Andrews (miscellaneous crew), Darcy Barry (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Horror,

Studs Lonigan (1960)

Actors: Philip Yordan (producer), Haskell Wexler (miscellaneous crew), Jack Kruschen (actor), Jack Nicholson (actor), Jerry Goldsmith (composer), Philip Yordan (writer), 'Snub' Pollard (actor), Brian O'Hara (actor), Frank Gorshin (actor), Phil Arnold (actor), Jay C. Flippen (actor), Stanley Adams (actor), Dick Foran (actor), George Keymas (actor), Helen Westcott (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Charlie Chan on Broadway (1937)

Actors: Norman Ainsley (actor), Eddie Dunn (actor), Sam Ash (actor), James Blaine (actor), Eugene Borden (actor), Leon Ames (actor), J. Edward Bromberg (actor), Harry Burns (actor), Allan Cavan (actor), Lon Chaney Jr. (actor), Jack Clifford (actor), Harry Depp (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Don Brodie (actor), James Flavin (actor),

Plot: Billie Bronson secretes a package in the trunk of Charlie Chan aboard a New York-bound transatlantic liner. Chan and his number one son, Lee are met at the pier by Inspector Nelson and two rival reporters, Joan Wendall and Speed Patton. Bille, having left the country hurriedly a year ago when sought as a material witness in a political scandal, has returned to "blow the lid off the town." She follows the Chans to their hotel and attempts to regain her package from the trunk, only to be interrupted by Lee. She then goes to the "Hottentot Club", where "candid-camera night" is in full progress, followed by Lee. Already present are Joan and Speed. Billie is mysteriously murdered and Charlie is summoned from a police banquet in his honor. Present in the room with the body are club manager Johnny Burke; club dancer and Burke's girl-friend Marie Collins and the two reporters. While seeking a motive for the murder, a second killing is discovered in Charlie's hotel room, the package is missing from Charlie's trunk and it is realized that it must have contained her diary. Charlie neatly puts together a few scattered clues and names.......as the killer.

Keywords: actress, asian-comedian, asian-detective, asian-hero, atlantic, b-movie, banquet, beauty, black-eye, body
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Thriller,

Quotes:

Lee Chan, #1 Son: Gee, Pop, you sure missed a wonderful luncheon!::Charlie Chan: [at the shiprail suffering from seasickness] Contradiction, please. Not having eaten have missed nothing.::Lee Chan, #1 Son: I had turtle soup, chicken a la king, and three cream puffs. Then I had some ice cream.::Charlie Chan: Please stop! Mention of food more painful than surgeon's knife without anesthesia.::Lee Chan, #1 Son: Shall I get you medicine, Pop?::Charlie Chan: Good dose of land only effective medicine.

Charlie Chan: [breaking into ship cabin because of screams] Sorry to intrude but etiquette ignored when lady in distress.

Charlie Chan: [annoyed by Lee's whistling] Put a muzzle on peanut whistle.

Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: [on the pier with other police to welcome Charlie Chan] Look, Smitty, have the band blast at somethin' Oriental. Hey, what is the Chinese national anthem anyway?::Smitty (Policeman): I don' know. Why don't you give 'em 'Chinatown, My Chinatown?'::Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: Okay, we'll play it.

Speed Patten, Reporter New York Bulletin: Looks like you got half of headquarters down here. What's up?::Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: I'm lookin' for the other half.::Speed Patten, Reporter New York Bulletin: Expect someone to steal the Atlantic?::Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: No, the boys are goin' wading.

Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: I wish the fishing season was as open as the one for murder.

Charlie Chan: [at testimonial dinner] Police of New York and Honolulu have one thing in common. Both live on very small island, but while we have small volcano, you have biggest shakeup.

Charlie Chan: Mud of bewilderment beginning to clear from pool of thought.

Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: Mr. Chan?::Charlie Chan: That is humble name.::Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD: I'm Inspector Nelson, Mr. Chan. Greetings from New York's Finest. The bigwigs expect you to tear a duck apart with 'em tonight.::Charlie Chan: So sorry, come again please?::Speed Patten, Reporter New York Bulletin: You'll have to excuse the inspector's English, Mr. Chan. He's a Brooklyn immigrant.

Charlie Chan: Camera remember many things human eye forget.

Tough Guy (1936)

Actors: Erville Alderson (actor), Mischa Auer (actor), Brooks Benedict (actor), Joseph Calleia (actor), Jackie Cooper (actor), Hal Craig (actor), Jack Daley (actor), Billy Dooley (actor), Dwight Frye (actor), William Gould (actor), Eddie Hart (actor), Jean Hersholt (actor), Russell Hicks (actor), Max Hoffman Jr. (actor), Arthur Housman (actor),

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: "Gee, Joe, you're the swellest pal a guy ever had." (original lobby card 2) "You've heard too much, youngster. From now on you're sticking close to me." (original lobby card 3) "You stick to me, kid, and you'll have the time of your life" (original lobby card 4) "Boy, I never had such good food, even at home." (original lobby card 5)