To Serve Man

I'm giving Obama until Thursday to restore my 401K to where it was a year ago. Otherwise, this "change" thing is bullspit! I want wine to flow from the water faucets, manna to fall from the sky and disease to be eradicated! I'll give him until Friday for that.

Clearly, the stakes are high with this regime change. I saw something on CNN stating that his inauguration speech " is one of the most anticipated speeches in decades, with many expecting his words to be chiseled into marble some day."

Nope, no expectations at all!

And how long does the honeymoon period last before the bitching and moaning starts up?

I'm kinda hoping that he comes clean about Area 51. I think that would pull this country and world alot closer together if he let's on about some imminent Alien attack. Hey, it works in the movies! OK, maybe not!


Toonage:

John Lennon - Power To The People (alt verion - live)
Johnny Thunders - Blank Generation (live)
Jonathan Richman - Stop Your Sobbing (Kinks cover)
John Wayne - The Good Things
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - History Of Lies

A St. Pattys Gift For You

(Leper, Leprauchan... what's the difference?)

I don't give a Leprauchans green ass about St. Patty's day. I'm holed up in Corporate Hell. And besides, if you need an excuse to go get drunk once a year, you're a giant pussy. Fucking amateurs.

Here's some ugliness to nurse you through your hangovers. Enjoy watching the ceiling spin...

Toonage:
Nirvana - Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Hey Mom
Sonic Youth - Hallowed Be Thy Name
Crass - Sheep Farming In The Falklands
Husker Du - Drug Party