The Best Man Holiday (2013)

Actors: Nia Long (actress), Terrence Howard (actor), Sean Daniel (producer), John Michael Higgins (actor), Mark Robert Ellis (miscellaneous crew), Stanley Clarke (composer), Dominic Mendez (actor), Mark Robert Ellis (actor), Greg Robbins (actor), Harold Perrineau (actor), Taye Diggs (actor), Morris Chestnut (actor), Chris Williams (actor), Sanaa Lathan (actress), Justin T. Bowler (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Times change. Friendship doesn't.

Quotes:

Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.::Jordan: Shut up, Harper.

Code Breakers (2005)

Actors: Anthony Marinelli (composer), Rick Cordeiro (actor), Scott Glenn (actor), Jennifer Dale (actress), Jude Ciccolella (actor), Michael Brown (editor), Orly Adelson (producer), John Bourgeois (actor), Jake Busey (actor), Jeremy Akerman (actor), John Boylan (actor), Robin Dunne (actor), Rod Holcomb (director), Corey Sevier (actor), Zachery Ty Bryan (actor),

Genres: Drama, Family, Sport,
Taglines: At West Point, Honor Is A Code That Must Never Be Broken

Quotes:

Brian Nolan: Tell the truth, but not too loud. Right, dad?

Brian Nolan: I see. Tell the truth but not too loud, right dad?

Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Actors: Stephen King (writer), Julianne Moore (actress), James Remar (actor), Arthur Conan Doyle (writer), Rae Dawn Chong (actress), Christian Slater (actor), Alice Drummond (actress), Steve Buscemi (actor), Robert Klein (actor), Deborah Harry (actress), Michael Deak (actor), Mark Margolis (actor), William Hickey (actor), Greg Finley (miscellaneous crew), George A. Romero (writer),

Plot: This is really three shorter movies, bound together by a fourth tale in which the other three stories are read. The first segment features an animated mummy stalking selected student victims; the second tale tells the story of a "cat from hell" who cannot be killed and leaves a trail of victims behind it; the third story is about a man who witnesses a bizarre killing and promises never to tell what he saw and the "in-between" bit is the story of a woman preparing to cook her newspaper boy for supper.

Keywords: anthology, artist, based-on-tv-series, black-cat, black-comedy, blood, breaking-the-fourth-wall, broken-promise, cat, cat-actor
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: From the depths of four twisted minds. Brace yourself for some KILLER stories. Four Ghoulish Fables in One Modern Nightmare

Quotes:

Wyatt: Judith says she hasn't moved anything of yours in months. She says if it isn't out by tomorrow it gets junked.::Preston: Wyatt, you've got to convince her that...::Wyatt: I can't convince her of anything.::Preston: Wyatt, come on. You're my agent!::Wyatt: Well... not exactly. Preston, your artistic vision just isn't a marketable commodity.::Preston: Wyatt, I'm broke. I can't live on nothing.::Wyatt: And I can't live on ten-percent of nothing.::Preston: [pause] You're a monster.::Wyatt: I'm an agent. For an agent, being a monster's just credentials.

Halston: [preparing to asassinate a cat] The rest of your nine lives are going in one lump-sum.

Carola: You promised you'd never tell!

[the gargoyle has Preston in a corner outside the bar]::Preston: [yells] No! No, please! Please, don't!::Gargoyle: [demonic voice] Your life in exchange for a promise.::Preston: You got it!::Gargoyle: If I let you go, you must swear you will never see your sorrow, never say you heard me speak, never tell anyone how I look, never repeat what I said. A promise... forever.::Preston: You gotta be kidding. [the monster raises its claws; growls] [convinced] I-I promise!::Gargoyle: Cross your heart? [the monster deeply scratches Preston's chest, then disappears]::Preston: [screams in pain] I PROMISE!

[Final scene; The timer dings and Betty is, at long last, ready to kill and prepare Timmy]::Betty: My goodness, you really did keep the best one for last, didn't you?::Timmy: No, no. I've saved the really, really best story for now.::Betty: Well, you should've told me the really, really best story before, 'cause now it's too late.::[Betty rolls the preparation cart towards Timmy's cell]::Timmy: But it's the really best one of all because there's a happy ending, a really happy ending.::[Timmy drops the book]::Betty: No other stories in that book have a happy ending.::Timmy: But you gotta hear this story. It's about this kid, and his name is Timmy.::Betty: That's nice, dear.::Timmy: And you see, Timmy's older brother, he had this stupid paper route. And one day, Timmy's older brother got sick. Timmy had to go on collecting, and Timmy went to this one house. And this lady answered the door. She said, "Come on in". So when he went inside, she tricked him and threw him in the pantry. She made him eat cookies all day long, 'cause she wanted him to get fat, 'cause she was gonna kill him, and cook him, and eat him!::Betty: This is your story, and you can stop telling it now because we both know how it comes out.::Timmy: But you don't, 'cause something really weird happens.::Betty: Oh, really?::Timmy: Yeah. [Timmy pulls out a handful of marbles from his pocket] Uh, you see, Timmy had these marbles in his pocket. They were shiny and slippery. And when he threw them on the floor, [Timmy tosses the marbles on the floor] she didn't see where they went and she slipped.::[Betty slips on the marbles and falls backside on the skewers, stabbing herself in the back; Betty screams in pain as she drops the keys whilst on the rolling prep table toward the oven]::Timmy: Timmy saw his chance to escape...::[Betty, with the skewers in her back, arises from the table in pain]::Timmy: ...if he could just reach for the keys!::[Timmy grabs the keys and frees himself, then he finally shoves her onto a huge pan, sending her into her own oven to be roasted alive]::Betty: [screaming] Aaaaahhh! AAAAAHHH!::[Timmy, who finally saves the day and his life, helps himself to a Shoprite Chips-A-Lot cookie]::Timmy: [breaks the fourth wall] Don't you just love happy endings?

Gargoyle: Your life, in exchange for a promise!::Preston: You got it!::Gargoyle: If I let you go, you must swear you will never say you saw me, never say you heard me speak, never tell anyone how I look, never repeat what I have said - a promise, forever!::Preston: You gotta be kidding!::Gargoyle: ROAR!::Preston: I-I promise!::Gargoyle: Cross your heart? ["playfully" claws Preston]

Gypsy Sweetheart (1935)

Actors: Natalie Kalmus (miscellaneous crew), Robert Homans (actor), Fred Kelsey (actor), Edmund Mortimer (actor), James C. Morton (actor), Paul Panzer (actor), Phillip Reed (actor), Eddie Shubert (actor), Margaret Dumont (actress), Evelyn Selbie (actress), Samuel Sax (producer), Ralph Staub (director), Howard C. Hickman (actor), Jack Boyle (miscellaneous crew), Doug Gould (editor),

Plot: Tina ('Wini Shaw' (qv)), a singing Gypsy with a band of roving gypsies, is invited by Tom ('Phillip Reed (I)' (qv)) to come over to his mother's ('Margaret Dumont' (qv)) estate where a lawn party is in progress. She brings along her friends and a whole caravan of gypsies take over the green, telling fortunes, singing and dancing. Most of the comedy is supplied by the kleptomaniac butler,Bellingham, ('Eddie Shubert' (qv)) and his employer who humors his nutty ways...as good help seems to be hard to find.

Keywords: 1930s, broadway-brevity, caravan, dancer, dancing, detective, employee, employer, estate, father
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Short,

One Wild Ride (1925)

Actors: Charles Levin (miscellaneous crew), Joe Cobb (actor), Jackie Condon (actor), Mickey Daniels (actor), H.M. Walker (writer), Robert F. McGowan (director), Richard C. Currier (editor), Tony Campanaro (miscellaneous crew), Johnny Downs (actor), Allen 'Farina' Hoskins (actor), Mary Kornman (actress), F. Richard Jones (producer), Hal Roach (producer), Hal Roach (writer), Ed Brandenburg (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Short,