Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Actors: Marilyn Penn (miscellaneous crew), Tito Ortiz (actor), Robert Englund (actor), Jenna Jameson (actress), Robert Oppel (actor), Clayton Landey (actor), Jennie Floyd (actress), Jay Lee (writer), Jay Lee (editor), Jay Lee (director), Jim Lampley (actor), Marion Kerr (actress), Rico Devereaux (actor), Rico Devereaux (actor), John T. Woods (actor),

Plot: In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back.

Keywords: arm-ripped-off, back-from-the-dead, bare-breasts, basement, bite, bitten-hand, bitten-in-the-neck, bitten-in-the-throat, bitten-on-the-arm, blonde
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Live Dead Nudes They'll dance for a fee, but devour you for free. They'll Swallow Your Soul, Anything Else Will Cost You.

Quotes:

Paco: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Lillith: [after stripping for the first time as a zombie] Death is good.

Jimmy: Your hands are so cold. Whoa! That's interesting. Your tongue is so dry.::Kat: Then get it wet!

Dr. Chushfeld: Major! Thank god you guys are here. It's bad in there.::Maj. Camus: It better be. Right, Lieutenant?::Lt. Ryker: We're the best of the best, sir! We drink napalm and and piss fire!::Maj. Camus: Semper-fi!::Lt. Ryker: Hoo-rah!::Maj. Camus: So what seems to be the problem, doc?::Dr. Chushfeld: Believe it or not - zombies!

Maj. Camus: Nothing like a good challenge.::Lt. Ryker: We improvise and adapt, sir!::Maj. Camus: We just stopped that thing, what was it called again, Lieutenant?::Lt. Ryker: Armageddon, sir!::Maj. Camus: That's the one. Lieutenant Ryker here killed Satan himself with a sharp stick. Good work soldier!

Lt. Ryker: Today's a good day to die!

Dr. Genet: The virus is based on the human X chromosome, so it stays more pure from woman to woman. But once you get a man in there, like everything else, it all goes to shit.

Maj. Camus: So what do we have to do to take one of these zombies down, doc?::Dr. Chushfeld: Well, what works for us is we've been surgically removing the medulla oblongata.::[Camus cocks shotgun and blows a zombie's head off]::Dr. Chushfeld: Or that.

Cole: [to strip club patrons] Nothing comes out of your pants except tips for the girls.

Madame Blavatski: [introducing Jessy to strippers] Okay uber-sluts, we have new meat!

Tottoko Hamutaro (2002)

Actors: Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Paul Dobson (actor), Kelly Sheridan (actress), Trevor Devall (actor), Michael Dobson (actor), Ellen Kennedy (actress), Sam Vincent (actor), Don Brown (actor), Matt Hill (actor), Terry Klassen (actor), Scott McNeil (actor), Kirby Morrow (actor), Richard Newman (actor), Venus Terzo (actress), Brian Drummond (actor),

Genres: Animation, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Little Hamsters, Big Adventures

Quotes:

Cappy: Why am I going hungry?::Boss: Because you're lazy.

Howdy: I should be on TV!::Dexter: Laughing at your own jokes, huh Howdy?

Howdy: What's manners?::Dexter: Oh, never mind. You wouldn't understand.

Jingle: Herbert's following his heart.::Hamtaro: More like his stomach.

Hamtaro: If I were any more excited, I'd be confused!

Stan: Say, do you guys got any cute Ham-Hams?::Hamtaro: Well we all are cute.::Stan: That's not what I meant.

Dexter: Yeah, shake it baby!

Howdy: This seed has no hair, so what's the point of combing there?

Howdy: Ya'll Ham-hams can watch me dance, you can all even see my underpants!

[to Pashmina about Howdy]::Dexter: Don't ride that horse Penelope, that horse is a donkey.