Red Wind (1991)

Actors: Lisa Hartman (actress), Sid Raymond (actor), Antoni Corone (actor), Tom Noonan (writer), Tom Noonan (producer), Christopher McDonald (actor), Tom Nowicki (actor), Oscar L. Costo (producer), Philip Casnoff (actor), Sidney Wolinsky (editor), Deanna Lund (actress), Philip Giffin (composer), Alan Metzger (director), Edgar Allan Poe IV (actor), Alan Barnette (producer),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Lust Can Breed The Most Dangerous Desires

Quotes:

[last lines]::Kris Morrow: [on phone, voice shaking] I'd like to report an accident. I just killed someone. I'm at 7016 North 69th Avenue. My name is Kristine Morrow. No, M-O-R-R-O-W.

Police Academy (1984)

Actors: G.W. Bailey (actor), Michael Winslow (actor), Michael J. Reynolds (actor), George R. Robertson (actor), Bruce McFee (actor), Bubba Smith (actor), George Gaynes (actor), Gene Mack (actor), Steve Guttenberg (actor), Don Lake (actor), Roger Dunn (actor), Gary Farmer (actor), J. Winston Carroll (actor), Leslie Easterbrook (actress), Kim Cattrall (actress),

Plot: New rules enforced by the Lady Mayoress mean that sex, weight, height and intelligence need no longer be a factor for joining the Police Force. This opens the floodgates for all and sundry to enter the Police Academy, much to the chagrin of the instructors. Not everyone is there through choice, though. Social misfit Mahoney has been forced to sign up as the only alternative to a jail sentence and it doesn't take long before he falls foul of the boorish Lieutenant Harris. But before long, Mahoney realises that he is enjoying being a police cadet and decides he wants to stay... while Harris decides he wants Mahoney out!

Keywords: 1980s, absurd-humor, arrest, audience, bar-brawl, bar-fight, bare-breasts, beach, blockbuster, brawl
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Be a police officer. All you do is join the farce. When THESE cops hit the streets, even the bad guys die laughing! The new police recruits. Call them slobs. Call them jerks. Call them gross. - Just don't call them when you're in trouble. What an Institution!

Quotes:

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.::Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.

Cadet Leslie Barbara: [after Hightower has been thrown out of the Academy] Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: My name is Lieutenant Harris! In case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan! In case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. You are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you. You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here.

Carey Mahoney: [Hightower smashes into the bumper of another car] You didn't hit the brakes.::Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.

George Martin: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?

Carey Mahoney: Sleeping is for fags.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?::Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.

Cadet Laverne Hooks: [a thug, after being knocked down some stairs, realizes he's still got a gun in his waist. He reaches for it, and a revolver is pointed in his face] *Don't move, dirtbag!*

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.::Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.

Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.

Justine (1969)

Actors: Pedro Regas (actor), Peter Mamakos (actor), Philippe Noiret (actor), Barry Morse (actor), Robert Forster (actor), Tutte Lemkow (actor), Dirk Bogarde (actor), Charles La Torre (actor), George Baker (actor), Severn Darden (actor), Michael Constantine (actor), Jack Albertson (actor), Marcel Dalio (actor), Cosmo Sardo (actor), Julian Rivero (actor),

Plot: In Alexandria, in 1938, Darley, a young British schoolmaster and poet, makes friends through Pursewarden, the British consular officer, with Justine, the beautiful and mysterious wife of a Coptic banker. He observes the affairs of her heart and incidentally discovers that she is involved in a plot against the British, meant to arm the Jewish underground in Palestine. The plot finally fails, Justine is sent to jail and Darley decides to return to England.

Keywords: based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, female-nudity
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Pursewarden: [to Justine] When the hell are you going to stop being an old sin-cushion - into which we all have to thrust our rusty pins!

Justine (1969)

Actors: Pedro Regas (actor), Peter Mamakos (actor), Philippe Noiret (actor), Barry Morse (actor), Robert Forster (actor), Tutte Lemkow (actor), Dirk Bogarde (actor), Charles La Torre (actor), George Baker (actor), Severn Darden (actor), Michael Constantine (actor), Jack Albertson (actor), Marcel Dalio (actor), Cosmo Sardo (actor), Julian Rivero (actor),

Plot: In Alexandria, in 1938, Darley, a young British schoolmaster and poet, makes friends through Pursewarden, the British consular officer, with Justine, the beautiful and mysterious wife of a Coptic banker. He observes the affairs of her heart and incidentally discovers that she is involved in a plot against the British, meant to arm the Jewish underground in Palestine. The plot finally fails, Justine is sent to jail and Darley decides to return to England.

Keywords: based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, female-nudity
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Pursewarden: [to Justine] When the hell are you going to stop being an old sin-cushion - into which we all have to thrust our rusty pins!

Il mito (1965)

Actors: Umberto Orsini (actor), Armando Trovajoli (composer), Renato Terra (actor), Vittorio Caprioli (actor), Jacques Stany (actor), Ugo Guerra (writer), Lisa Gastoni (actress), Norma Bengell (actress), Mario Pisu (actor), Pietro Martellanza (actor), Stelvio Rosi (actor), Annie Gorassini (actress), Aldo Berti (actor), Bruno Cattaneo (actor), Lidia Alfonsi (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Il mito (1965)

Actors: Umberto Orsini (actor), Armando Trovajoli (composer), Renato Terra (actor), Vittorio Caprioli (actor), Jacques Stany (actor), Ugo Guerra (writer), Lisa Gastoni (actress), Norma Bengell (actress), Mario Pisu (actor), Pietro Martellanza (actor), Stelvio Rosi (actor), Annie Gorassini (actress), Aldo Berti (actor), Bruno Cattaneo (actor), Lidia Alfonsi (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Diamond Jim: Skulduggery in Samantha (1965)

Actors: Bill Coontz (actor), Robert Cornthwaite (actor), Phil Schumacher (actor), Danny Borzage (actor), Dale Robertson (actor), Jeff York (actor), Leonard Rosenman (composer), Robert Foulk (actor), Karl Swenson (actor), Robert Emhardt (actor), Nick Borgani (actor), Walter Burke (actor), Ivy Bethune (actress), Harry Brown (writer), John Hudkins (actor),

Plot: Adventurer Diamond Jim Brady is hired by Enwright, a railroad company president, to ramrod his track through to a silver boomtown in Colorado by the required date. If Brady succeeds the company will earn a $250,000 payment; if he fails the railroad will go bankrupt. Fighting Brady and his men are a ruthless gang of outlaws employed by a rival line to make sure that the track doesn't make it to town on time.

Keywords: 1880s, boom-town, colorado, diamond, diamond-ring, dynamite, explosion, irish-accent, mountain-pass, new-york-city
Genres: Western,

Quotes:

Diamond Jim Brady: I've always said, "If you're going to make money, you've got to look like money."

Enwright: Well, Mr. Brady, I realise that you wanted something from me, but I didn't know just what it was, so I did a little checking up, too - on you. You do have an amazing array of friends - gamblers, swindlers, brawlers, sportsmen, pugilists, ladies of the theater. Doesn't make you seem sound a saint, does it, Brady?::Diamond Jim Brady: To get your railroad into Samantha, Mr. Enwright, the last person in the world you need is a saint.::Enwright: The last person I need is you.

That's My Gal (1947)

Actors: Jimmy Ames (actor), Jack George (actor), Don 'Red' Barry (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor), Phil Arnold (actor), Roy Butler (actor), George M. Carleton (actor), James Carlisle (actor), Douglas Carter (actor), Wheaton Chambers (actor), Jack Chefe (actor), Dick Elliott (actor), Jerry Frank (actor), Edward Gargan (actor), Dick Gordon (actor),

Plot: Two sharpie promoters (Don Barry and Frank Jenks) put on a show they believe is so bad it will not play more than one day and they therefore will not have to pay the long list of investors,i.e, suckers and buyers. But one of the investors dies intestate and his interests pass to the state. The governor's secretary (Lynne Roberts) engages new talent (the Four Step Brothers, Guadalajara Trio, St. Clair & Vilvoa, Dolores and Don Graham, et al) and a new orchestra (Jan Savitt), in order to make the show successful and a profitable investment for the state. Barry (in another of the vast majority of his films in which he was not billed as Don "Red" Barry), who has fallen in love with the first-billed Roberts, reforms and buys up the surplus stock.

Keywords: 1940s, attorney-general, b-movie, cameo, cigarette-smoking, crook, dancer, dancing, deceit, deception
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,

Dark Command (1940)

Actors: Richard Alexander (actor), Ernie Adams (actor), Trevor Bardette (actor), Hank Bell (actor), Ray Bennett (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor), Ed Brady (actor), Al Bridge (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), Budd Buster (actor), Yakima Canutt (actor), Bob Card (actor), Horace B. Carpenter (actor), Burr Caruth (actor), Noble 'Kid' Chissel (actor),

Plot: When transplanted Texan Bob Seton arrives in Lawrence, Kansas he finds much to like about the place, especially Mary McCloud, daughter of the local banker. Politics is in the air however. It's just prior to the civil war and there is already a sharp division in the Territory as to whether it will remain slave-free. When he gets the opportunity to run for marshal, Seton finds himself running against the respected local schoolteacher, William Cantrell. Not is what it seems however. While acting as the upstanding citizen in public, Cantrell is dangerously ambitious and is prepared to do anything to make his mark, and his fortune, on the Territory. When he loses the race for marshal, he forms a group of raiders who run guns into the territory and rob and terrorize settlers throughout the territory. Eventually donning Confederate uniforms, it is left to Seton and the good citizens of Lawrence to face Cantrell and his raiders in one final clash.

Keywords: ambush, american-civil-war, angry-mob, arrest, arson, barricade, based-on-novel, battle, blonde, brawl
Genres: Western,
Taglines: A drama of undying love

Quotes:

Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: Ever hear what William Shakespeare said - All's well that ends well.::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: Shakespeare, huh? He must've been from Texas. We been sayin' that down there for years! [last lines]

Andrew 'Doc' Grunch: [Finishes shaving the judge] That'll be two bits.::Judge Buckner: Why no, my good man. I'll be settling with you weekly... no, make that monthly!

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: [accepting Cantrell's dinner invitation] This is the first time I've had two kinds of bird for dinner - turkey to eat, and buzzard to look at.

[she holds a rifle on her son, William, to prevent him from going upstairs after his wife]::William Cantrell: Say, what's the matter with you? What's that gun for?::Mrs. Cantrell: It's for you, Will. I thought I'd borned a man-child when I first hear'd you squallin'. But I didn't. I borned a dirty murderin' snake that's broke my heart to see it crawlin' along. You're no good, Will.::William Cantrell: I've killed a lot of men for saying less than that.::Mrs. Cantrell: You've killed a lot of men for sayin' nuthin' at all! Kansas is red with their bleedin'. I curse the day I ever had you.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: You know that girl I was staring at when all the ruckus started?::Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: Yeah.::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: Well, who is she?::Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: Well, her name is Mary McCloud. Why?::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: Well, I'll tell you. I think maybe I'll marry her.::Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: What ?::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: Course if she'll have me, I mean. Fella wouldn't wanna marry anyone that didn't want him, naturally.::Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: Oh, naturally. Uh, you know her well?::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: Naw, just seen her once or twice. Once she was on a horse, and...::Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: ...next time she was with a jackass. [referring to Cantrell / Walter Pidgeon]::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: He is, huh? Makes it easier, don't it?::Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: Practically a cinch. Say, you do things kinda sudden don't you?::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: No, not exactly. But you see I got 'er figured out this way. If you LIKE someone - and you don't tell 'em right off - well, maybe all that time you wasted, she liked you, too. So... well, all that time's wasted, ain't it?::Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud: Well, it IS the way you put it.

William Cantrell: I know what I'm doing, Ma. I'll be running Kansas yet. I'm going clear up to the top. But I'm not going for the climb or the view.

Andrew 'Doc' Grunch: That'll be four and half [dollars] . Two for the tooth, two-and-a-half for the whiskey. You got another swig coming.

Judge Buckner: Come on, Doc! Your job is pulling teeth out of people's mouths, not putting words in 'em. Let him speak for himself!

Andrew 'Doc' Grunch: You knock 'em loose and I'll pull 'em out. Maybe, I'm just saying maybe, you know; if you was more promiscuous with your punching, we might make a little more money.::Bob 'Shortcut' Seton: What do you mean - promiscuous?::Andrew 'Doc' Grunch: Well, ah, you got strange ideas about justice. You don't want to hit nobody unless they deserve it. Now, that's all right, but we're in business. And business is different!

Mrs. Cantrell: You're at the end of the road and the devil is beside ya... waiting.