- published: 10 May 2016
- views: 326052
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Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht)
Lyrics
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later two heroes were born
One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest
To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking
And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking."
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature"
N...O...C...FUCK IT!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly
Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have mutual respect
"Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
"You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!"
An union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed
Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?
N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Check out even more TWRP here:
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Prop Master: Ryan Koercher
If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
- published: 23 Feb 2016
- views: 47400
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
- published: 01 Mar 2016
- views: 82540
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Steel Panther - Steel Panther
Girl #1 - Katie Scott
Arin - Arin
Barry - Barry
Weatherman - Brian Wecht
The Manticore - ???
Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige
The Previous Owner - Barry again
Palace Guard - yup, still Barry
Russian - Lauren Francesca
Alien - Lauren Francesca
The Crew:
Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Choreographer - Maxine Hupy
Lyrics:
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Let’s hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We’re only halfway through Day Four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)
Let’s raise the sail
For a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!
I left ‘em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause...
I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK
- published: 22 Apr 2015
- views: 2143824
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - comicbookgirl19
The Dragon - Egoraptor
The Unicorn - Barry Kramer
The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh
The Weightlifter - Marty Benson
The Naked Guy - Zan Alda
The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler
The Manticore - ?
Ross - Ross
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Artwork:
Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com
Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/
NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart
Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects
Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com
Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com
Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials
Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident.
Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com
Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon.
Lyrics
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon.
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
- published: 21 Feb 2014
- views: 5395243
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - Emily Roche
'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson
'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer
Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang
Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta
Thug 2 - Zan Alda
Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Animation by Gregzilla
Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros
Fan Artwork:
Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/
Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/
Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com
NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/
Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart
Lyrics:
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you.
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
HEY! WE'RE MUCH
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry again.
- published: 24 Jun 2014
- views: 3263483
"Attitude City" physical CD: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Or iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht)
The Cast:
Main Victim - Zan Alda
Hellslaves - Jared Rosen, Vernon Shaw
Other victims - Jack Douglass, Barry Kramer
Demon Girls - Maxine Hupy, Kristen Ige
Demons - Evan McGee, Jared Rosen
Giant Dancing Cookie - Kati Schwartz
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Lyrics:
From the darkest pits of the deepest well
We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell
You curse as our name passes your lips
We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse
Flying on the backs of flaming horses
We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses
We'll kill your family and scream obscenities
The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
Death and destruction are all around
We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down
We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
There is just one thing we love and that's
Cookies!
Cookies! Yaaaaay!
Cookies! Pass the milk please!
Everybody loves cookies hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
OH GOD SAVE ME!!!! I SEE DEMONS!!!!
All your nightmares have come to life
The horror survives in the darkest of night
Take a final breath in our realm of hate
And wish for merciful death as we eat this plate of
Cookies! They're the taste of happy!
Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone!
Cookies! The demons are consuming me!
Everybody eat some cookies today!
That fuckin' do anything for you...Megadeth?
- published: 28 Jul 2015
- views: 1415142
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456
Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis (penis!)
But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my penis!
President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your
- published: 12 Feb 2015
- views: 2338757
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/peppermint-creams-single/id942445573
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Princess Headshot - Maxine Hupy
The Barricorn - Barry Kramer
The Gods - Holly Conrad, Jessica Marzipan, Markiplier, .............. and Ross.
Roman Warriors - Alex Kramer and Zan Alda
Zombie - Ryland Cronk
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Propmaster - Holly Conrad
Production Assistant - Ryland Cronk
Paintings - Katie Scott
Additional Illustrations - Ross
Lyrics:
Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang
I have ridden thousands of miles
I have survived the deadliest trials
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
For a taste of your peppermint creams
Sword and steed are all that I've had
To conquer the evil over the land
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
OH! Talkin' about your boobies
The peppermint creams are your boobies
Your boobalicious boobies
OH GOD!
GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!
Lost in the dark of eternal night
Failing my quest meant the end of my life
And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
Then I thought of your peppermint creams
Now I kneel and pray to the gods
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades
That I shall return and make you my queen
And bask in your peppermint creams
ALSO YOUR BUTT!
THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT
OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!
I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!
And with these last words
I must now bid you adieu
You are my princess
And I will always love you……r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.
- published: 19 Nov 2014
- views: 2054663
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-i-cry-single/id906844274
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
The Lady - Emily Ruth Roche
The Barricorn - Barry Kramer
Dead Scientist - Joseph Adams
Ross - Ross
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Propmaster - Suzy Berhow
Production Assistant - Joseph Adams
Lyrics:
Lady, I
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your ass just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
Then after sex I'll cry, cry
And also before sex I'll cry, cry
Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
And during sex I'll cry
(Thinking about sex makes me) Cry
(Even when I use a sextant I) Cry
(They measure angles) Cry
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.
- published: 08 Aug 2014
- views: 2241647
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3:11Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSPSamurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht) Lyrics In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!" They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry 500 years later two heroes were born One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best! In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking." Samurai Abstinence Patrol To control all our junk is their one true goal It's a battle for boners and rock and roll Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face) What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party? Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree? And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee? The championship word is "nomenclature" N...O...C...FUCK IT! The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside The girls just went home, the mime probably died Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming Could we really have a future in a world without creaming? All hell broke loose with the insane war cry Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked But the two sides began to have mutual respect "Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam" "You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!" An union was formed between both rival camps And they both started rocking using NSP's amps But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed Samurai Abstinence Patrol Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll Independently conducted by Danny and Brian Is the story over or has it just begun? Has the battle for boning been lost or won? The question is a deep and important one Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"? N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE -
4:09Take On Me - NSP
Take On Me - NSPTake On Me - NSP
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228 Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Check out even more TWRP here: Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Prop Master: Ryan Koercher If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you! -
4:38Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSPEverybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228 Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem! -
4:08Road Trip - NSP
Road Trip - NSPRoad Trip - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Steel Panther - Steel Panther Girl #1 - Katie Scott Arin - Arin Barry - Barry Weatherman - Brian Wecht The Manticore - ??? Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige The Previous Owner - Barry again Palace Guard - yup, still Barry Russian - Lauren Francesca Alien - Lauren Francesca The Crew: Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Choreographer - Maxine Hupy Lyrics: I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heart beat Down in the very depths of my soul So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags We're going on a cross-country trip ‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date We'll start a meaningful relationship FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!! Let’s hit the road I was so close to personal growth So California here I come I wanna bone across the nation Let's bust a load of summer fun! I porked most of New York I banged 'em silly in Philly I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more I slapped my groin on Des Moines And dropped my phallus in Dallas We’re only halfway through Day Four I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC Bust coconuts on Miami I shot puree on Santa Fe I gave some penix to Phoenix And my nuts rattled Seattle So hard they felt it in LA TAKE THAT! YEAH!!! Now here we are In California These girls are hot And Brian bought us a new yacht (He killed the previous owner) Let’s raise the sail For a gonadventure This boner quest has just begun! I left ‘em smitten in Britain And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina Then things got beejy in Fiji I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden New Zealand got a blast of my semen I did some butt stuff with Russians Until they got a concussion I Banged-ladesh! Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause... I've conquered Earth It is time to move on! Let's take a rocket Find some hot alien sluts (Set phasers to thrust) No time for spacesuits I am way too horny! Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK -
3:48Dragon Slayer - NSP
Dragon Slayer - NSPDragon Slayer - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - comicbookgirl19 The Dragon - Egoraptor The Unicorn - Barry Kramer The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh The Weightlifter - Marty Benson The Naked Guy - Zan Alda The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler The Manticore - ? Ross - Ross Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Artwork: Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/ NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident. Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon. Lyrics Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case... This guy plays football But I once won the whole super bowl by myself This guy is a weightlifter But I can bench an entire continental shelf That dude is a scientist But I already cured all diseases last week And if that's not enough lemme ask When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast? Oh yeah, I will rock your world Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl! I shall now expose my chest Don't act like you're not impressed How hard did I just seal the deal With my dragon slayer steel Do you feel all my sexy appeal And my story that's so very totally real I rode up to the mountaintop It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air Til I found the Dragon's cave And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch Then I swung my horse like a club And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun Oh yeah, you are now in love With both my dragon slaying nuts I killed a demon with these hands Did I say I'm also in a band? In case you might need more proof I brought the dragon right to you Ooh! it's the one that I slew He'll attest that my story is totally true. Dragon dance! I am a dragon. Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit Girl let's go back to my place Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space Can you guess what's coming next? Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex This is the best day of your life You'll be my dragon slayer wife All right! Now it's time to decide Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight? Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song! -
3:40Attitude City - NSP
Attitude City - NSPAttitude City - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - Emily Roche 'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson 'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta Thug 2 - Zan Alda Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Animation by Gregzilla Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros Fan Artwork: Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/ Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/ Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/ Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin) Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart Lyrics: What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this? Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing" And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real Hey! Hey! That's how we're living Welcome to Attitude City Hey! Hey! No fucks are given When you're in Attitude City Hey! Hey! You made the right decision If your goal was to learn how to rock Now sit back as I walk you though My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block Every morning I wake up before the dawn and Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!) Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!) Then I maintain this insane body with weight training Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!) Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad Hey! Hey! No one can faze me! When I'm in Attitude City Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy Daily in Attitude City Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down! Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you. Oh what a lovely spring day For you to visit our city Here are some tasty gumdrops And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops) Do come again with your thugs But only if you like bro hugs Here's my wallet Have a nice DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!! HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters Of fuckin' Attitude City! HEY! WE'RE MUCH Harder and faster Than you in Attitude City HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters! For anyone who Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct! ROCK FUCK! Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there... ROCK FUCK! Sorry again. -
1:54Cookies! - NSP
Cookies! - NSPCookies! - NSP
"Attitude City" physical CD: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Or iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492 Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht) The Cast: Main Victim - Zan Alda Hellslaves - Jared Rosen, Vernon Shaw Other victims - Jack Douglass, Barry Kramer Demon Girls - Maxine Hupy, Kristen Ige Demons - Evan McGee, Jared Rosen Giant Dancing Cookie - Kati Schwartz The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Lyrics: From the darkest pits of the deepest well We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell You curse as our name passes your lips We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse Flying on the backs of flaming horses We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses We'll kill your family and scream obscenities The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies Death and destruction are all around We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down We are the nightmares you should be afraid of There is just one thing we love and that's Cookies! Cookies! Yaaaaay! Cookies! Pass the milk please! Everybody loves cookies hooray! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH GOD SAVE ME!!!! I SEE DEMONS!!!! All your nightmares have come to life The horror survives in the darkest of night Take a final breath in our realm of hate And wish for merciful death as we eat this plate of Cookies! They're the taste of happy! Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone! Cookies! The demons are consuming me! Everybody eat some cookies today! That fuckin' do anything for you...Megadeth? -
3:04Everybody Shut Up - NSP
Everybody Shut Up - NSPEverybody Shut Up - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456 Animation by Gregzilla Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party Lyrics: Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!! Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant... Everybody shut up, I have an erection! It only happens 87 times a day Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection This is more important than what you have to say Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect Your spirit's at peace No need to call the police Please hold your applause Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan! (Courtroom gasps!) Judge: I will have order in this court! Everybody shut up, I have an erection! If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection This is more important than what you have to say Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me Who could argue a case With so much dick in your face? Please hold your applause Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars And think about your life and just how stupid you are If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star With an amazing penis (penis!) But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch Look! It's still my penis! President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on.... Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection! Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election This is more important than your boring-ass speech For one nation, indivisible under God We all stand together and peep my glorious rod Hey those guys look fun Oh wait are they holding guns? Please hold your -
2:45Peppermint Creams - NSP
Peppermint Creams - NSPPeppermint Creams - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/peppermint-creams-single/id942445573 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Princess Headshot - Maxine Hupy The Barricorn - Barry Kramer The Gods - Holly Conrad, Jessica Marzipan, Markiplier, .............. and Ross. Roman Warriors - Alex Kramer and Zan Alda Zombie - Ryland Cronk The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Propmaster - Holly Conrad Production Assistant - Ryland Cronk Paintings - Katie Scott Additional Illustrations - Ross Lyrics: Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang I have ridden thousands of miles I have survived the deadliest trials I've fought through battles you can't even dream For a taste of your peppermint creams Sword and steed are all that I've had To conquer the evil over the land But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes Was the thought of your peppermint creams OH! Talkin' about your boobies The peppermint creams are your boobies Your boobalicious boobies OH GOD! GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!! Lost in the dark of eternal night Failing my quest meant the end of my life And when things were the worst I wanted to scream Then I thought of your peppermint creams Now I kneel and pray to the gods Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades That I shall return and make you my queen And bask in your peppermint creams ALSO YOUR BUTT! THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt? GOD ABOVE don't make me choose! I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!! And with these last words I must now bid you adieu You are my princess And I will always love you……r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized. -
3:32Why I Cry - NSP
Why I Cry - NSPWhy I Cry - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-i-cry-single/id906844274 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: The Lady - Emily Ruth Roche The Barricorn - Barry Kramer Dead Scientist - Joseph Adams Ross - Ross The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Propmaster - Suzy Berhow Production Assistant - Joseph Adams Lyrics: Lady, I Have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit pay dirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée Now mount this stallion and we shall ride While also flying kites And make love inside a rainbow through the night Then after sex I'll cry, cry And also before sex I'll cry, cry Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly Watch a film with me I love boring romantic comedies Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream Any movie we see Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed Now it's almost dawn I can communicate with newborn fawns Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance That will melt off your pants Take my junk by the hand, this is romance! And during sex I'll cry (Thinking about sex makes me) Cry (Even when I use a sextant I) Cry (They measure angles) Cry Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.
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- ベストコレクション released: 1999
ベストコレクション
Released 1999- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen かげふみ
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Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht) Lyrics In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!" They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry 500 years later two heroes were born One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best! In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healt... -
Take On Me - NSP
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228 Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Check out even more TWRP here: Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Prop Master: Ryan Koercher If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you! -
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228 Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem! -
Road Trip - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Steel Panther - Steel Panther Girl #1 - Katie Scott Arin - Arin Barry - Barry Weatherman - Brian Wecht The Manticore - ??? Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige The Previous Owner - Barry again Palace Guard - yup, still Barry Russian - Lauren Francesca Alien - Lauren Francesca The Crew: Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Choreographer - Maxine Hupy Lyrics: I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heart beat Down... -
Dragon Slayer - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - comicbookgirl19 The Dragon - Egoraptor The Unicorn - Barry Kramer The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh The Weightlifter - Marty Benson The Naked Guy - Zan Alda The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler The Manticore - ? Ross - Ross Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Artwork: Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/ NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon Animated bac... -
Attitude City - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - Emily Roche 'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson 'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta Thug 2 - Zan Alda Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Animation by Gregzilla Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros Fan Artwork: Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/ Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/ Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak... -
Cookies! - NSP
"Attitude City" physical CD: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Or iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492 Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht) The Cast: Main Victim - Zan Alda Hellslaves - Jared Rosen, Vernon Shaw Other victims - Jack Douglass, Barry Kramer Demon Girls - Maxine Hupy, Kristen Ige Demons - Evan McGee, Jared Rosen Giant Dancing Cookie - Kati Schwartz The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Lyrics: From the darkest pits of the deepest well We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell You curse as our name passes your lips We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse Flying on the backs... -
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456 Animation by Gregzilla Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party Lyrics: Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!! Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant... Everybody shut up, I have an erection! It only happens 87 times a day Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection This is more important than what you have to say Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect Your spirit's at peace No need to call the police Please hold your applause Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidenc... -
Peppermint Creams - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/peppermint-creams-single/id942445573 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Princess Headshot - Maxine Hupy The Barricorn - Barry Kramer The Gods - Holly Conrad, Jessica Marzipan, Markiplier, .............. and Ross. Roman Warriors - Alex Kramer and Zan Alda Zombie - Ryland Cronk The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Propmaster - Holly Conrad Production Assistant - Ryland Cronk Paintings - Katie Scott Additional Illustrations - Ross Lyrics: Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang I have ridden thousands of miles I have survived the ... -
Why I Cry - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-i-cry-single/id906844274 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: The Lady - Emily Ruth Roche The Barricorn - Barry Kramer Dead Scientist - Joseph Adams Ross - Ross The Crew: Director - Aaron Umetani Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Propmaster - Suzy Berhow Production Assistant - Joseph Adams Lyrics: Lady, I Have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit pay dirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée Now mount this stallion and we shall ride While also flying kites And make love inside a rainbow through the night Then after sex...
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:11
- Updated: 10 May 2016
- views: 326052
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Writte...
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht)
Lyrics
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later two heroes were born
One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest
To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking
And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking."
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature"
N...O...C...FUCK IT!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly
Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have mutual respect
"Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
"You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!"
An union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed
Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?
N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
wn.com/Samurai Abstinence Patrol Nsp
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht)
Lyrics
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later two heroes were born
One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest
To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking
And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking."
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature"
N...O...C...FUCK IT!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly
Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have mutual respect
"Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
"You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!"
An union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed
Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?
N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
- published: 10 May 2016
- views: 326052
Take On Me - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:09
- Updated: 23 Feb 2016
- views: 47400
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-cove...
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Check out even more TWRP here:
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Prop Master: Ryan Koercher
If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
wn.com/Take On Me Nsp
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Check out even more TWRP here:
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Prop Master: Ryan Koercher
If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
- published: 23 Feb 2016
- views: 47400
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:38
- Updated: 01 Mar 2016
- views: 82540
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-cove...
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
wn.com/Everybody Wants To Rule The World Nsp
Pre-order the CD (with poster & signed album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/under-the-covers/id1080906228
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
- published: 01 Mar 2016
- views: 82540
Road Trip - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:08
- Updated: 22 Apr 2015
- views: 2143824
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Stee...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Steel Panther - Steel Panther
Girl #1 - Katie Scott
Arin - Arin
Barry - Barry
Weatherman - Brian Wecht
The Manticore - ???
Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige
The Previous Owner - Barry again
Palace Guard - yup, still Barry
Russian - Lauren Francesca
Alien - Lauren Francesca
The Crew:
Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Choreographer - Maxine Hupy
Lyrics:
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Let’s hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We’re only halfway through Day Four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)
Let’s raise the sail
For a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!
I left ‘em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause...
I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK
wn.com/Road Trip Nsp
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Steel Panther - Steel Panther
Girl #1 - Katie Scott
Arin - Arin
Barry - Barry
Weatherman - Brian Wecht
The Manticore - ???
Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige
The Previous Owner - Barry again
Palace Guard - yup, still Barry
Russian - Lauren Francesca
Alien - Lauren Francesca
The Crew:
Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Choreographer - Maxine Hupy
Lyrics:
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Let’s hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We’re only halfway through Day Four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)
Let’s raise the sail
For a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!
I left ‘em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause...
I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK
- published: 22 Apr 2015
- views: 2143824
Dragon Slayer - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:48
- Updated: 21 Feb 2014
- views: 5395243
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - comicbookgirl19
The Dragon - Egoraptor
The Unicorn - Barry Kramer
The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh
The Weightlifter - Marty Benson
The Naked Guy - Zan Alda
The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler
The Manticore - ?
Ross - Ross
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Artwork:
Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com
Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/
NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart
Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects
Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com
Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com
Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials
Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident.
Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com
Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon.
Lyrics
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon.
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
wn.com/Dragon Slayer Nsp
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - comicbookgirl19
The Dragon - Egoraptor
The Unicorn - Barry Kramer
The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh
The Weightlifter - Marty Benson
The Naked Guy - Zan Alda
The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler
The Manticore - ?
Ross - Ross
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Artwork:
Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com
Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/
NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart
Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects
Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com
Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com
Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials
Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident.
Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com
Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon.
Lyrics
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon.
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
- published: 21 Feb 2014
- views: 5395243
Attitude City - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:40
- Updated: 24 Jun 2014
- views: 3263483
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - Emily Roche
'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson
'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer
Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang
Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta
Thug 2 - Zan Alda
Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Animation by Gregzilla
Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros
Fan Artwork:
Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/
Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/
Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com
NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/
Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart
Lyrics:
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you.
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
HEY! WE'RE MUCH
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry again.
wn.com/Attitude City Nsp
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - Emily Roche
'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson
'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer
Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang
Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta
Thug 2 - Zan Alda
Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Animation by Gregzilla
Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros
Fan Artwork:
Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/
Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/
Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com
NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/
Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart
Lyrics:
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you.
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
HEY! WE'RE MUCH
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry again.
- published: 24 Jun 2014
- views: 3263483
Cookies! - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 1:54
- Updated: 28 Jul 2015
- views: 1415142
"Attitude City" physical CD: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Or iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
Written, composed...
"Attitude City" physical CD: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Or iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht)
The Cast:
Main Victim - Zan Alda
Hellslaves - Jared Rosen, Vernon Shaw
Other victims - Jack Douglass, Barry Kramer
Demon Girls - Maxine Hupy, Kristen Ige
Demons - Evan McGee, Jared Rosen
Giant Dancing Cookie - Kati Schwartz
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Lyrics:
From the darkest pits of the deepest well
We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell
You curse as our name passes your lips
We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse
Flying on the backs of flaming horses
We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses
We'll kill your family and scream obscenities
The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
Death and destruction are all around
We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down
We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
There is just one thing we love and that's
Cookies!
Cookies! Yaaaaay!
Cookies! Pass the milk please!
Everybody loves cookies hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
OH GOD SAVE ME!!!! I SEE DEMONS!!!!
All your nightmares have come to life
The horror survives in the darkest of night
Take a final breath in our realm of hate
And wish for merciful death as we eat this plate of
Cookies! They're the taste of happy!
Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone!
Cookies! The demons are consuming me!
Everybody eat some cookies today!
That fuckin' do anything for you...Megadeth?
wn.com/Cookies Nsp
"Attitude City" physical CD: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Or iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht)
The Cast:
Main Victim - Zan Alda
Hellslaves - Jared Rosen, Vernon Shaw
Other victims - Jack Douglass, Barry Kramer
Demon Girls - Maxine Hupy, Kristen Ige
Demons - Evan McGee, Jared Rosen
Giant Dancing Cookie - Kati Schwartz
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Lyrics:
From the darkest pits of the deepest well
We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell
You curse as our name passes your lips
We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse
Flying on the backs of flaming horses
We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses
We'll kill your family and scream obscenities
The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
Death and destruction are all around
We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down
We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
There is just one thing we love and that's
Cookies!
Cookies! Yaaaaay!
Cookies! Pass the milk please!
Everybody loves cookies hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
OH GOD SAVE ME!!!! I SEE DEMONS!!!!
All your nightmares have come to life
The horror survives in the darkest of night
Take a final breath in our realm of hate
And wish for merciful death as we eat this plate of
Cookies! They're the taste of happy!
Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone!
Cookies! The demons are consuming me!
Everybody eat some cookies today!
That fuckin' do anything for you...Megadeth?
- published: 28 Jul 2015
- views: 1415142
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:04
- Updated: 12 Feb 2015
- views: 2338757
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456
Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456
Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis (penis!)
But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my penis!
President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your
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Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis (penis!)
But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my penis!
President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your
- published: 12 Feb 2015
- views: 2338757
Peppermint Creams - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:45
- Updated: 19 Nov 2014
- views: 2054663
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/peppermint-creams-single/id942445573
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Ca...
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Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Princess Headshot - Maxine Hupy
The Barricorn - Barry Kramer
The Gods - Holly Conrad, Jessica Marzipan, Markiplier, .............. and Ross.
Roman Warriors - Alex Kramer and Zan Alda
Zombie - Ryland Cronk
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Propmaster - Holly Conrad
Production Assistant - Ryland Cronk
Paintings - Katie Scott
Additional Illustrations - Ross
Lyrics:
Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang
I have ridden thousands of miles
I have survived the deadliest trials
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
For a taste of your peppermint creams
Sword and steed are all that I've had
To conquer the evil over the land
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
OH! Talkin' about your boobies
The peppermint creams are your boobies
Your boobalicious boobies
OH GOD!
GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!
Lost in the dark of eternal night
Failing my quest meant the end of my life
And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
Then I thought of your peppermint creams
Now I kneel and pray to the gods
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades
That I shall return and make you my queen
And bask in your peppermint creams
ALSO YOUR BUTT!
THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT
OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!
I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!
And with these last words
I must now bid you adieu
You are my princess
And I will always love you……r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.
wn.com/Peppermint Creams Nsp
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/peppermint-creams-single/id942445573
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Princess Headshot - Maxine Hupy
The Barricorn - Barry Kramer
The Gods - Holly Conrad, Jessica Marzipan, Markiplier, .............. and Ross.
Roman Warriors - Alex Kramer and Zan Alda
Zombie - Ryland Cronk
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Propmaster - Holly Conrad
Production Assistant - Ryland Cronk
Paintings - Katie Scott
Additional Illustrations - Ross
Lyrics:
Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang
I have ridden thousands of miles
I have survived the deadliest trials
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
For a taste of your peppermint creams
Sword and steed are all that I've had
To conquer the evil over the land
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
OH! Talkin' about your boobies
The peppermint creams are your boobies
Your boobalicious boobies
OH GOD!
GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!
Lost in the dark of eternal night
Failing my quest meant the end of my life
And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
Then I thought of your peppermint creams
Now I kneel and pray to the gods
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades
That I shall return and make you my queen
And bask in your peppermint creams
ALSO YOUR BUTT!
THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT
OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!
I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!
And with these last words
I must now bid you adieu
You are my princess
And I will always love you……r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.
- published: 19 Nov 2014
- views: 2054663
Why I Cry - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:32
- Updated: 08 Aug 2014
- views: 2241647
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-i-cry-single/id906844274
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
The ...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-i-cry-single/id906844274
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
The Lady - Emily Ruth Roche
The Barricorn - Barry Kramer
Dead Scientist - Joseph Adams
Ross - Ross
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Propmaster - Suzy Berhow
Production Assistant - Joseph Adams
Lyrics:
Lady, I
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your ass just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
Then after sex I'll cry, cry
And also before sex I'll cry, cry
Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
And during sex I'll cry
(Thinking about sex makes me) Cry
(Even when I use a sextant I) Cry
(They measure angles) Cry
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-i-cry-single/id906844274
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
The Lady - Emily Ruth Roche
The Barricorn - Barry Kramer
Dead Scientist - Joseph Adams
Ross - Ross
The Crew:
Director - Aaron Umetani
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Propmaster - Suzy Berhow
Production Assistant - Joseph Adams
Lyrics:
Lady, I
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your ass just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
Then after sex I'll cry, cry
And also before sex I'll cry, cry
Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
And during sex I'll cry
(Thinking about sex makes me) Cry
(Even when I use a sextant I) Cry
(They measure angles) Cry
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.
- published: 08 Aug 2014
- views: 2241647
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Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
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4:09
Take On Me - NSP
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published: 23 Feb 2016
Take On Me - NSP
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4:38
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
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published: 01 Mar 2016
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
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4:08
Road Trip - NSP
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published: 22 Apr 2015
Road Trip - NSP
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3:48
Dragon Slayer - NSP
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published: 21 Feb 2014
Dragon Slayer - NSP
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3:40
Attitude City - NSP
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Wri...
published: 24 Jun 2014
Attitude City - NSP
Attitude City - NSP
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1:54
Cookies! - NSP
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published: 28 Jul 2015
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3:04
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
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published: 12 Feb 2015
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
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2:45
Peppermint Creams - NSP
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published: 19 Nov 2014
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3:32
Why I Cry - NSP
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Lyrics list:lyrics
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No Zap
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No Zap
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No Way
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Nazi Boy
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Nayee Subah
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Nocebo
No Zap
Adam Ant/Marco Pirroni
You can hang me by the neck
Till I'm dead, dead, dead
Kiss my mouth until it's red, red, red
Now is the time honey, this is the place
The good and the bad guy face to face
Blood pressure up, sunlight down
Toughen up, toughen up, play tough.
Johnny can't program, sure enough
Put a leather in your cap, play tough
Sugar-boom, sugar-boom, that's the stuff
Comb your hair play tough
No zap.
You can hang me by the neck
Till I'm dead, dead, dead
Kiss my mouth until it's red, red, red
Don't play, don't sing, I don't hike
But me no buts buddy, riding my bike
Surf coming up Geronimo Joe
Toughen up, toughen up, let's go.
You can hang me by the neck
Till I'm dead, dead, dead
Kiss my mouth until it's red, red, red
Don't be a dunco, forget charts
Out of the wallet, into your hearts
Where it counts, in large amounts
photo: AP / Shiraaz Mohamed
Riots hit South Africa’s capital over mayoral candidate
Edit San Francisco Chronicle 22 Jun 2016
JOHANNESBURG — South African rioters blocked roads, looted shops and burned vehicles on Tuesday in several areas of the country’s capital, Pretoria, in a show of anger over the selection of the ruling party’s mayoral candidate ahead of local elections ... ....
photo: Creative Commons / MarcusObal
Jaguar Used in Olympic Ceremony Escapes, Shot in Brazil
Edit WorldNews.com 22 Jun 2016
A jaguar that was used in an Olympic torch ceremony had to be shot to death after it escaped from its ties and attempted to attack a soldier according to the Brazilian army reported by The Associated Press. Juma the jaguar was on display as the Olympic torch ceremony taking place at the Jungle Warfare Instruction Center in Manaus ... "This scene is contrary to our beliefs and values ... - WN.com, Maureen Foody. ....
photo: WN / RTayco
Judge: Starbucks May Be In A Latte Of Trouble
Edit WorldNews.com 21 Jun 2016
A federal judge based in San Francisco, Calif. ruled last week two Starbucks customers may pursue a lawsuit accusing the coffee chain of cheating patrons by underselling lattes, Reuters reported.U.S. District Judge Shelton Henderson said the California plaintiffs may seek damages from Starbucks in their proposed nationwide class action, including fraud and false advertising charges....
photo: GFDL / Benchill
Australian woman wakes to 5m python surprise
Edit BBC News 22 Jun 2016
Share. Share this with. Copy this link http.//www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36573623. A huge snake that has lived in the roof of an Australian home for 10 years has tried to upgrade to the master bedroom. Trina Hibberd, from Mission Beach in Queensland, awoke Monday to find the 5.2m scrub python named Monty stretched from her lounge room to her bedroom ... ....
photo: AP Photo
Pakistani Man Injured In Acid Attack By Girlfriend Dies
Edit WorldNews.com 21 Jun 2016
A Pakistani man whose girlfriend threw acid on him when he spurned marrying her has died of his wounds at a local hospital, The Associated Press reported.Police official Bashir Ahmed says the man, Sadaqat Ali died at a government hospital located in the city of Multan, a central Punjab province early Tuesday ... She was arrested by police hours after the attack and has now been charged with murder in the incident....
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NSP Rolls Out Three High Efficiency New Mono Cell Products:'Hello 22', 'Black 21' and 'Black 21-BiFi'
Edit EQS Group 22 Jun 2016
NSP Rolls Out Three High Efficiency New Mono Cell Products. ... Neo Solar Power Corporation (3576 TT) ("NSP", or "the Company") rolls out three new competitive mono cell products ... About Neo Solar Power Corporation (3576 TT) (NSP) ... Sam Hong (former Director of ITRI Research Division), Neo Solar Power Corporation (NSP) is a leading manufacturer of high performance and high quality solar cells and modules ... shirley.chen@nsp.com....
Impax Signs Definitive Agreements to Acquire Generic Products (Impax Laboratories Inc)
Edit Public Technologies 21 Jun 2016
(Source. Impax Laboratories Inc). HAYWARD, Calif., June 21, 2016 /PRNewswire/ -- Impax Laboratories, Inc.(NASDAQ. IPXL), a specialty pharmaceutical company, today announced that it has signed definitive agreements with Teva Pharmaceutical Industries Ltd ... Upon closing of the Transaction, Impax is expected to add ... According to IMS Health (NSP), the pending and development pipeline programs are estimated to have U.S ... Greenhill & Co Inc....
Naturally Splendid (V.NSP) receives additional $1.45 million purchase order
Edit Stockhouse 20 Jun 2016
Naturally Splendid Enterprises (TSX. V.NSP, Forum) grew their business considerably when the company announced today that it had secured additional purchase orders for $1.45 million from Korea Beauty & Health Care Co., based in South Korea. ... ... We look forward to duplicating this success with multiple products from Naturally Splendid.”. ... ... ... ... ... ....
18 Development Projects Completed in Kapisa Province (Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan)
Edit Public Technologies 20 Jun 2016
At a cost of AFN 21,000,000 - funded by the National Solidarity Programme of the Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development (MRRD/NSP) 18 uplift projects have recently been completed in Mahmud Raqi the provincial capital, Hesa Awal Kohistan, Hesa Duwum ......
The other Good news in Nuristan (Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan)
Edit Public Technologies 20 Jun 2016
(Source ... These projects have been completed at a sum of more than AFN 23 million and 105 thousand through the National Solidarity Program of the Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development (NSP/MRRD) ... (noodl. 34170413) ....
Naturally Splendid Secures Additional $1,450,000 Purchase Order for Export
Edit Stockhouse 20 Jun 2016
(via Thenewswire.ca). ... EXPORT PURCHASE ORDERS TO DATE EXCEED $5,700,000 CDN ... (“Naturally Splendid”) (NSP – TSX Venture) (NSPDF – OTCQB) (50N – Frankfurt) is pleased to announce that it has received additional purchase orders for $1,450,000 CDN from the Korea Beauty & Health Care Co., Ltd ... 1 ... J. Craig Goodwin ... (NSP – TSX Venture; NSPDF – OTCQB; 50N Frankfurt)....
Keyware now a Bancontact Certificate Holder (Keyware Technologies NV)
Edit Public Technologies 20 Jun 2016
(Source. Keyware Technologies NV). REGULATED INFORMATION. PRESS RELEASE - 20 June 2016. Brussels, Belgium - 20 June 2016 - Keyware (EURONEXT Brussels ... Thanks to the new partnership, Keyware is able to offer Bancontact services directly to its customers ... As an NSP (Network Service Provider) Keyware not only rents out and sells payment terminals, it also provides payment transaction services, for both debit and credit cards ... retail chains....
Completion of Uplift Projects in Daykundi (Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan)
Edit Public Technologies 18 Jun 2016
(Source ... The projects have been completed through the National Solidarity Program of the Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development (NSP/MRRD) at a sum of more than AFN 35 million and 800 thousand ... (noodl. 34161982) ....
Naturally Splendid (V.NSP): The wild success you may never heard of
Edit Stockhouse 17 Jun 2016
As a result, despite the magnitude of the milestones they announced, the sound of their accomplishments seemed to echo in a relatively empty room. ....
My stand-up summer in Sarasota
Edit Herald Tribune 17 Jun 2016
Racers make their way around the course during the 3rd Annual 2015 Sarasota SUP Race Championships Saturday, June 20th on Siesta Key Beach. (June 20, 2015) (Herald-Tribune staff photo by Rachel S. O'Hara). This was supposed to be a column about the Sarasota SUP Championships, with racing, demos and fun at the beach, but that event got cancelled. I blame myself ... What’s next? ... This is my stand-up summer ... NSP — Never Stop Paddling ... NSP, baby ... 7....
Sorghum Notes | June 16, 2016 (National Sorghum Producers)
Edit Public Technologies 16 Jun 2016
NSP Requests EPA Extend Comment Periods ... NSP Board Chairman James Born stated in the letter ... Read the full letter , in which NSP also requests an extension of comment periods for propazine and simazine ... NSP encourages submitting comments in support of the RFS before the end of the current public comment period on July 11, 2016 ... Enter the 2016 NSP Yield Contest ... One additional incentive is the NSP yield goal of 250 bushels per acre....
Working Meeting (Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan)
Edit Public Technologies 15 Jun 2016
(Source ... Thanking Afghan Aid for providing assistance to the National Solidarity Program of the Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development (NSP/MRRD) Minister Nasir Ahmad Durrani urged Afghan Aid to continue its contributions towards the development of Afghanistan....
Naturally Splendid Provides Update on PawsitiveF(tm) Pet Care Line
Edit Stockhouse 15 Jun 2016
(via Thenewswire.ca). . June 15, 2016 / TheNewswire / Vancouver, BC – Naturally Splendid Enterprises Ltd. (“Naturally Splendid”) (NSP – TSX Venture) (NSPDF – OTCQB) (50N – Frankfurt) is pleased to provide the following update on its 100% owned topical pet care retail line PawsitiveFX™. ... More U.S. households own dogs than any other pet ... Naturally Splendid CEO Mr ... J ... (NSP – TSX Venture; NSPDF – OTCQB; 50N Frankfurt) ... ....
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