Anna Nicole (2011)

Actors: Richard Herd (actor), Steve Eveleigh (editor), Keoni Waxman (director), Judith Windsor (miscellaneous crew), Oliver MacFarlane (producer), Allison Cook (actress), Emma Turner (miscellaneous crew), Nicky Gillbrand (costume designer), Oliver Price (actor), Jeremy White (actor), Aletta Collins (miscellaneous crew), Patrick Ryan Anderson (actor), Peter Hoare (actor), Cormac Simms (miscellaneous crew), Grant Doyle (actor),

Genres: Drama, Drama, Musical,

Kissed by Lightning (2009)

Actors: Anne Frank (miscellaneous crew), Eric Schweig (actor), Ken Chubb (writer), Ken Chubb (writer), Tarah Burke (costume designer), Jeremiah Munce (editor), Stephen Paniccia (producer), Sean Baek (actor), Shelley Niro (director), Shelley Niro (producer), Kateri Walker (actress), Shelley Niro (producer), Ray Gaffoor (miscellaneous crew), Wesley French (actor), Rachelle White Wind Arbez (actress),

Plot: Mavis Dogblood is a Mohawk painter who keeps the memory of her dead husband Jessie Lightning alive through the recreation of stories he would tell her. Jessie was a musician whose compositions continues to haunt Mavis. Mavis has a potential lover waiting for her to absolve her grief and continue in the world of the living. Mavis is delivering a series of paintings to New York. On the trip to New York she decides to visit Jessie's grandmother Josephine. Here Mavis is given permission to love her friend and lover Bug.

Genres: Drama, Family, History,

A Little Thing Called Murder (2006)

Actors: Karin Konoval (actress), Ryan Robbins (actor), Aaron Pearl (actor), John Frizzell (composer), Richard Benjamin (director), Lynnanne Zager (miscellaneous crew), Malcolm Stewart (actor), Terence Kelly (actor), Judy Davis (actress), Jerry Wasserman (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Chelcie Ross (actor), Jacqueline Cambas (editor), Dan Joffre (actor), Keith Dallas (actor),

Plot: Sante Kimes found a rich man, Ken, but he wasn't dumb enough to marry her. So her son Kenny Jr. isn't co-heir with his step-siblings. However the boy is made her accomplice in an endless series of shameless crimes, from shoplifting to elaborate scams. After her four year jail term, Kenny is unable to escape her clasp again. When his father dies, he's dragged along throughout the US as an 'enforcer' for even more daring crimes, as she's determined to avoid jail - by murdering dangerous witnesses.

Keywords: abuse, bare-butt, beating, black-eye, face-slap, handcuffs, jail, male-frontal-nudity, male-nudity, male-rear-nudity
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Mother. Son. Mayhem.

Catching Kringle (2004)

Actors: Dave Thomas (producer), Larry King (actor), John Rhys-Davies (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Jeff Wadlow (writer), Jeff Wadlow (director), Carolyn Lawrence (actress), Michael Bellavia (producer), David B. Baron (editor), Tim Jones (producer), Michael Reisz (actor), Andrea Stern (producer), Linda Martinez (composer), Tricia Clark (actress), Adam Himoff (writer),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Short,
Taglines: Christmas just got personal...

America's Sweethearts (2001)

Actors: John Cusack (actor), Julia Roberts (actress), Rainn Wilson (actor), Larry King (actor), Bob Pepper (actor), Stanley Tucci (actor), Christopher Walken (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Byron Allen (actor), Alan Arkin (actor), Seth Green (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), Billy Crystal (producer), Catherine Zeta-Jones (actress),

Plot: In the midst of a nasty public breakup of married movie stars, a studio publicist scrambles to put a cap on the escalating situation as the couple's latest film has found its only print kidnapped by the director.

Keywords: actor, actress, break-up, candid-camera, celebrity, depression, dog, face-slap, fat-suit, film-in-film
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: America's hottest couple has just broken up...it will take more than special effects to get them back together. Being America's Sweethearts isn't always easy. A comedy about celebrity, family and other forms of insanity. The Crew's Here. The Cameras Are Rolling. And the Director's Got a Problem!

Quotes:

Gwen: [to her assistant] People have no idea what it's like being me. Did we brush my teeth?

Eddie: She gets a cottage and I get the shitty little suite?::Lee: She has an entourage.::Eddie: What about me?::Lee: You have an entourage?::Eddie: I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I *am* my own entourage!

Eddie: [to Gwen] You're the devil.

Hector: I really want to play a character like the Terminator, you know, because I think the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own, you know, that they can relate to...

Lee: Okay, Siegfried and Roy just left the building. They're heading for the pool deck.::Danny: Siegfried and Roy are here?::Lee: No, not the real Siegfri... It's a code. *You* wanted to play this game, you little schmuck.

Hector: Ooh, pussy boy gonna splat!

Eddie: Kiki! Kiki! Hold on, hold on. I want to talk. Look...::Kiki: Let go of me!::Eddie: Just... I want to talk!::Kiki: I don't want to talk to you!::Eddie: Why not?::Kiki: Because you're an idiot!::Eddie: Well?::Kiki: You know what? For that matter, I'm an idiot, too! In that respect, we're actually quite perfect for each other.::Eddie: This is a very complicated situation...::Kiki: Well, let me uncomplicate it for you, huh? Forget about what happened between us, Eddie. It's not going to work, all right? I mean, last night... last night was great. But then she calls you this morning and you just cannot wait to get out the door to get to her! What is that? It's just not going to work, 'cause you will probably always be thinking about her, and I will probably always be wondering if you were thinking about her. I just... I just need you to know one thing.::Eddie: What?::Kiki: That woman that you saw by the pool the other night...::Eddie: Yeah...::Kiki: No, that woman that you just have to spend the rest of your life with... [beat] That was me.

Gwen: Kiki? What was that movie called?::Kiki: I don't give a shit!::Eddie: No, that wasn't it.

Gwen: [part of Eddie's revenge fantasy] Oh, Eddie, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I know you'll never forgive me, but please, please take me back. Oh... that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?::Eddie: Actually, it's a gun.::[shoots her multiple times]

Kiki: [Eddie has just told Gwen he's "not technically" seeing anyone] Well, that's fascinating. "Not technically"... hmm. That's, uh, that's sad, really. That's, uh... that's a shame.::[Kiki slams her frying pan on the table in front of Gwen]::Kiki: Here are your eggs, my darling sister, I hope that's runny enough for you. And you, you son of a bitch!::[Kiki dumps the eggs in Eddie's lap]::Kiki: Here are your eggs! There you go!::Gwen: What the hell is wrong with you, Kiki?::Kiki: A lot, actually, and you know, I cannot believe that it's taken me this long to figure it out! And... and... and I'm going to go for a long walk now, just to simmer down. But before I do, I would just like to cut through the bullshit. You see, sister, the reason why he's not *technically* seeing anyone is because he's still *technically* hung up on you.::[turns to Eddie]::Kiki: And you, you... moron! The only reason she's here, besides trying to salvage her precious career, is to serve you with divorce papers. There, I've said it! I've done all I can do here. I'm going for a walk because that's, you know... leaving is just something that I've really perfected over the years. And so, once more, with feeling!::[Kiki storms out]::Gwen: She was so much more fun when she was fat.

Bulworth (1998)

Actors: George Hamilton (actor), Jim Haynie (actor), Scott Michael Campbell (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Al Gore (actor), Robin Gammell (actor), Michael Clarke Duncan (actor), Hart Bochner (actor), Kevin Cooney (actor), Don Cheadle (actor), William Baldwin (actor), Graham Beckel (actor), Warren Beatty (actor), James Keane (actor), Barry Shabaka Henley (actor),

Plot: A mix of hip-hop and politics, after putting a hit out on himself Senator Bulworth becomes a MCing politician akin to a west African griot who isn't afraid to say anything he wants and can offend anyone he wants.

Keywords: african-american, african-american-stereotype, assassination, assassination-attempt, california, campaign-finance, campaigning, candidate, cartoon-on-tv, character-name-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Brace yourself. This politician is about to tell the truth!

Quotes:

Bullworth: All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

Bullworth: Obscenity? The rich is getting richer and richer and richer while the middle class is getting more poor/ Making billions and billions and billions of bucks/ well my friend if you weren't already rich at the start well that situation just sucks/cause the riches mother fucker in five of us is getting ninety fuckin eight percent of it/ and every other motherfucker in the world is left to wonder where the fuck we went with it/ Obscenity?/ I'm a Senator/ I gotta raise $10,000 a day every day I'm in Washington/ I ain't getting it in South Central/ I'm gettin it in Beverly Hills/ So I'm votin from them in the Senate the way they want me too/ and-and-and I'm sending them my bills/ But we got babies in South Central dying as young as they do in Peru/ We got public schools that are nightmares/ We got a Congress that ain't got a clue/We got kids with submachine guns/ We got militias throwing bombs/ We got Bill just gettin all weepy/ We got Newt blaming teenage moms/We got factories closing down/ Where the hell did all the good jobs go? Well, I'll tell you where they went/My contributors make more profits makin, makin, makin, Hirin' kids in Mexico/ Oh a brother can work in fast food/ If he can't invent computer games/ But what we used to call America/ That's going down the drains/How's a young man gonna meet his financial responsibilities workin and motherfuckin Burger King? He ain't! And please don't even start with that school shit/ There aint no education going on up in that motherfucker/ Obscenity? We got a million brothers in prison/ I mean, the walls are really rockin/But you can bet your ass they'd all be out/If they could pay for Johnny Cochran/ The constitution is supposed to give them an equal chance/ Well, that ain't gonna happen for sure/ Ain't it time to take a little from the rich motherfucker and give a little to the poor? I mean, those boys over there on the monitor/ they want a government smaller and weak/ but the be speakin for the riches 20 percent when they pretend they're defendin the meek/ Now, shit, fuck, cocksuker, that's the real obscenity/ Black folks livin with every day/ Trying to believe a mothefuckin word Democrats and Republicans say/ Obscenity? I'm Jay Billington Bulworth And I've come to say/ The Democratic party's got some shit to pay/ It's gonna pay it in the ghetto/ It's gonna pay it in the- [talks a little] You know the guy in the booth who's talking to you in that tiny little earphone? He's afraid the guys at network are gonna tell him that he's through/ If he lets a guy keep talking like I'm talking to you/ Cause the corporations got the networks and they get to say who gets to talk about the country and who's crazy today/ I would cut to a commercial if you still want this job/ Because you may not be back tomorrow with this cooperate mob/Cut to commercial, cut to commercial, cut to commercial. Ok ok I got a simple question that I'd like to ask of this network/ That pays you for performing this task/ How come they got the airwaves? They're the peoples aren't they? Wouldn't they be worth 70 billion to the public today? If some money-grubbin Congress didn't give them away for big campaign money? It's hopeless you see/ If you're runnin for office with out no TV/If you don't get big money/ You get a defeat/ Corporations and broadcasters make you dead meat/ You been taught in this country there's speech that is free/ But free don't get you no spots on TV/If you want to have senators not on the take/ Then give them free air time/ They won't have to fake/ Telecommunications is the name of the beast/that, that, that, that, that's eating up the world from the west to the east/ The movies, the tabloids, TV and magazines/ they tell us what to think and do/ And all our hopes and dreams/ All this information makes America phat/ But if the company's outta the country/ How American is that? But we got Americans with families that can't even buy a meal/ Ask a brother who's been downsized if he's getting any deal/ Or a white boy bustin ass til they put him in his grave/ He ain't gotta be a black boy to be livin like a slave/ Rich people have always stayed on top by dividing white people from colored people/ but white people got more in common with colored people then they do with rich people/ we just gotta eliminate them. White people, black people, brown people, yellow people, get rid of 'em all/ All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction/ Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody til they're all the same color

Angry black woman: Are you sayin' the Democratic Party don't care about the African-American community?::Bullworth: Isn't that OBVIOUS? You got half your kids are out of work and the other half are in jail. Do you see ANY Democrat doing anything about it? Certainly not me! So what're you gonna do, vote Republican? Come on! Come on, you're not gonna vote Republican! Let's call a spade a spade! [Loud, angry booing] I mean - come on! You can have a Billion Man March! If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're NEVER gonna get rid of somebody like me!

[Mimi has just seen Bulworth badmouth a black congregation]::Mimi: Fred, when you say "by the book" - WHAT book would that be?

Nina: ...Yo.::Bullworth: Yo. Yo, yo, yo to you.::Nina: Later.::Bullworth: I was, uh, hoping for sooner.

Debate Producer: Just between us, Senator, do you think it's advisable to schedule campaign stops with industry leaders when you have such a low opinion of their product?::Bullworth: My guys are not stupid. They always put the big Jews on my schedule. You're mostly Jews, right? Three out of four of you? [brandishes speech] I bet Murphy put something bad about Farrakhan in here for you!

Bullworth: What is it exactly you're concerned about, Murphy?::Dennis Murphy: I'm concerned that you stood up in front of three hundred people in a black church and told them that they were not a factor and never would be as long as we remain in the pocket of the insurance lobby! I'm concerned that you went to a fundraiser in Beverly Hills and told various leaders of the entertainment industry that they make a lousy product, and since many of them also happen to be Jewish, you decided the PRUDENT thing to do would be to MOCK their Jewish paranoia! I'm concerned that we are in an after-hours club in Compton on the eve of the most important event of the campaign swing, where God knows how much illegal activity is taking place and YOU are SMOKING MARIJUANA! Now, Senator - I work for you. You call the shots. But I will be able to do my job so much better if you will just simply tell me... what is this new strategy? Just tell me a little bit!::[Bulworth exhales smoke into Murphy's face]::Bullworth: Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life.

Reporter: Senator, do you plan to make rap a regular part of your campaign?::Bullworth: A part of my campaign? Now that just sounds insane!

Darnell: I say, you ain't no real nigger, IS you?::Bullworth: [stoned] Is YOU a real nigger?::Darnell: You callin' me nigger, motherfucka? Don't call me a NIGGER, moth'fucka!::Bullworth: Would you prefer "motherfucker," motherfucker?

[Feldman and Murphy are concerned about Bulworth's rapping]::Bill Feldman: You know something? We had a next-door neighbor who would lose her mind from time to time. What was weird when she got like that was this: she could only speak in song lyrics.::Bullworth: Murphy, Feldman, you're lookin' pretty beat / I thought you might feel better with some ribs to eat / Eat 'em, gentlemen, you'll think they're really fine / And if you want a couple more you can get 'em anytime!::Dennis Murphy: I am incredibly frightened.

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)

Actors: Billy Bob Thornton (actor), Jim Piddock (actor), Sylvester Stallone (actor), Eric Idle (actor), Norman Jewison (actor), Larry King (actor), Ryan O'Neal (actor), Robert Evans (actor), Tony Devon (actor), Jackie Chan (actor), Coolio (actor), Chuck D. (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Harvey Weinstein (actor), Stephen Tobolowsky (actor),

Plot: Director Alan Smithee comes to Hollywood to make a movie. Due to a variety of factors, he decides to disown it and direct it under a pseudonym. Unfortunately, the Director's Guild requires that if a director disowns a movie in this fashion, he *must* use the official Director's Guild pseudonym...which happens to be Alan Smithee.

Keywords: amazing-grace-the-hymn, box-office-flop, cameo, celebrity, character-name-in-title, director, fake-documentary, film-director, film-industry, film-producer
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to see Great Cans. Great Movies.

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: Look, I'm doing this for free so don't bust my balls, okay?

Sylvester Stallone: Yo! Adrian! You know we never... and we had a kid so it was an immaculate ejection.

Alan Smithee: It's worse than "Showgirls"!

Sylvester Stallone: Don't fuck with me!::Jackie Chan: Don't fuck with me!::Whoopi Goldberg: Don't fuck with me!::Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Whoopi Goldberg: Don't fuck with us!

Alan Smithee: [during an editing session] No, no, no! You've sodomised it!

Alan Smithee: [beating his head] I cut the picture. They cut the picture. I didn't cut the picture. They cut the picture...

Alan Smithee: An Actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. EVERYONE'S an Actor."

Whoopi Goldberg: I like working with directors. And I've saved a lot of their jobs. And they've saved a few of my performances...

Jackie Chan: I don't die. Even if I die, I come back with Reincarnation, so I don't die!

Shane Black: I got my script back and didn't recognize a single word of it.

Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones (1980)

Actors: Randy Quaid (actor), Meg Foster (actress), Frank Konigsberg (actor), Danny Nelson (actor), Colleen Dewhurst (actress), Veronica Cartwright (actress), Ed Lauter (actor), Brad Dourif (actor), Ned Beatty (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Powers Boothe (actor), LeVar Burton (actor), Clifton James (actor), Diana Scarwid (actress), Diane Ladd (actress),

Plot: Based upon the true story of Jim Jones, a self proclaimed prophet. Jim Jones had a loyal following of about 1000 people, who had donated their entire life savings to him to join his commune. When possible illegal activities came to the attention of the authorities, they started to investigate. Rather that faces the charges, Jim Jones committed suicide, and convinced virtually All of his followers to do the same.

Keywords: african-american, american-abroad, based-on-book, character-name-in-title, charismatic-leader, christianity, church, cinematographer, civil-rights, commune
Genres: Biography, Drama,

Don't Call Us (1976)

Actors: Billy Barty (actor), Tina Louise (actress), Jack Gilford (actor), Allan Miller (actor), James Luisi (actor), Stan Daniels (producer), Patty Maloney (actress), Richard Narita (actor), Robert Moore (director), Leland Palmer (actress),

Plot: Talent Unlimited, a theatrical agency in Philadelphia, is run by two brothers, Larry and Marty King. The comedy results from Larry's love of oddball acts regardless of their chance of success and Marty's incessant business attitude that they need to book acts that can make money.

Genres: Comedy,

Whipsaw (1935)

Actors: Robert Livingston (actor), John Kelly (actor), Wallis Clark (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Charles Coleman (actor), Thomas E. Jackson (actor), Pat Flaherty (actor), Robert Gleckler (actor), George Guhl (actor), Clay Clement (actor), Howard C. Hickman (actor), J. Anthony Hughes (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Charles Irwin (actor), Robert Livingston (actor),

Plot: Vivian, Ed and Harry steal jewels in Paris. In New York government agent McBride accompanies Vivian riding across the country with the loot. She falls in love with him and gives up crime; he finds the stash and arrests her. Rival crooks Doc and Steve, who had already stolen the stolen jewels once, attempt to take them once again.

Keywords: blizzard, bodyguard, car-accident, childbirth, criminal, criminal-gang, custom-official, deception, diner, doctor
Genres: Crime, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Here She is at Last!...Laughing, Loving, Wise-Cracking Again as She Kisses a Stranger and Romps Away on the Merriest, Maddest Romantic Adventure You've Ever Seen!

Quotes:

Ross 'Mac' McBride aka Danny Ross Ackerman: Will you quit worrying about those guys? You'd think you were traveling with a cripple or an interior decorator!

Harry Ames: Those birds are walking murder.