Death Race (2008)

Actors: Paul W.S. Anderson (producer), Bruce McFee (actor), Joan Allen (actress), Robert LaSardo (actor), David Carradine (actor), Melantha Blackthorne (actress), Robin Shou (actor), Jason Statham (actor), Tyrese Gibson (actor), Benz Antoine (actor), Ian McShane (actor), Danny Blanco Hall (actor), Jacob Vargas (actor), Roger Corman (producer), Jeremy Bolt (producer),

Plot: In 2012, amid economic chaos and high unemployment, Americans watch by the millions as criminals with life sentences race armored cars on Terminal Island. Two-thirds of the combatants die but the winner may earn his freedom. On the day he loses his job, steelworker Jensen Ames is arrested for his wife's murder. Sent to Terminal Island, he's offered an out by the steely and manipulative Warden Hennessey - race as the popular mask-wearing (but now dead) champion, Frankenstein, or rot in prison. Jensen makes the bargain. As the three-stage race approaches, he realizes that the whole thing may be a set up - can an anonymous man behind a mask get revenge and win his release?

Keywords: 2020s, action-hero, american-flag, armored-car, barbed-wire, based-on-film, betrayal, bleachers, blood, blood-splatter
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Get ready for a killer ride. Get ready for a killer race. This Friday, may the best man live.

Quotes:

Joe's Navigator #3: I'm honored to navigate for you, sir. They call me...::Machine-Gun Joe: [interrupting] Save it. We won't have time to get acquainted.

Lists: Somebody's mad right now.::Coach: Nobody fucks with my car.

Ulrich: You win again.::Hennessey: Mr. Ulrich, I always win.

[last lines]::Jensen Ames: Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. I've thought about this for long time, and here's what I've decided: No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters.

[about to throw the car cigarette lighter towards Colt's car]::Case: Merry Christmas, ASSHOLE!::Travis Colt: Oh, shit!

Coach: And what do we owe the pleasure of your company?::Jensen Ames: I killed my wife.::Coach: Bullshit! You're a hard man but you ain't no wife killer.::Jensen Ames: And how do you know?::Coach: I've met my share. But you, the way you look at her, couldn't do that if you killed her mother. So i say bullshit.::Jensen Ames: [sees Coach walking away] Coach? What would say if Hennessy got my wife killed? Get me framed to come in here to be a Frankenstein, what would say to that bullshit?::[pause]::Jensen Ames: Her name was Suzie. I was headed here. Always knew it; she didn't. She was my chance of something else and that bitch took her away from me.

Grimm: [after crawling out of a wreck] I'm the fuckin' Grim Reaper baby. Can't kill me! You can burn me, you can even fuckin' shoot me, but you just can't motherfuckin' kill me!::[Joe comes from behind ramming Grimm's head with one of his car's turrets]

Gunner: Man, what is this supposed to be?::Coach: Oatmeal... I think.::Gunner: Man, how do you fuck up oatmeal?

Gunner: [upon seeing RPGs on top of Machine Gun Joe's truck] What's that?::Lists: Model 7 Russian Armory, armor piercing, self arming, accurate to about 1000 meters.::Gunner: [slightly unnerved] Thought so.

Hennessey: [having always shown before a distinct aversion to crude language] Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.

Le mis popote (2006)

Actors: Joe Pesci (actor), Ronald Reagan (actor), Martin Scorsese (actor), Tommy Lee Jones (actor), Oliver Stone (actor), Diego Armando Maradona (actor), Anders Bramsen (director), Anders Bramsen (actor), Anders Bramsen (editor), Anders Bramsen (producer), Anders Bramsen (writer), Anders Bramsen (actor), Joel Sucher (producer), Steven Fischler (producer), Daniel Alcheh (composer),

Plot: WE SEE a kaleidoscope of real and subliminal images. Swans in a pond. A float in a communion parade. A young man punching his reflection in a mirror. A man falls from a window. Swans again. Snow falls on evergreens. An aerial shot of New Jersey's industrial parks like a family of Giacommetti sculptures standing in the snow belching smoke. Peace. Violence. Juxtaposing beautiful images with an undercurrent of rage and uncontrolled excitement, LE MIS POPOTE explores situations, events and feelings that suggest the conflicts inherent in mankind's chaotic life and the world. Mental images, childhood memories and emotions are revealed as dreams or nightmares. the soundtrack and Bramsen's original poetry synthetically generated as voice-over, work to construct a sense of honesty in the subconscious. creating an unorthodox visual atmosphere, the filmmaker uses inventive editing, giving the film edge and nerve. LE MIS POPOTE is frantic, plot-less and extraordinary. The images show new and old moving and still pictures (a retrospective) of Bramsen's work.

Genres: Documentary, Drama, Short,
Taglines: That place in between consciousness and sleep

Dance with a Vampire (2006)

Actors: Jerry Williams (actor), Jerry Williams (actor), Stacey T. Gillespie (actor), Billy W. Blackwell (actor), Jacob Ennis (actor), George Bonilla (editor), Bob C. Cooke (actor), George Bonilla (writer), George Bonilla (director), Todd Burrows (producer), Todd Burrows (actor), Matthew Perry (actor), Casey Miracle (actor), Belinda Cooke (producer), Belinda Cooke (actress),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: You're Invited to the Dance

Dance with a Vampire (2006)

Actors: Jerry Williams (actor), Jerry Williams (actor), Stacey T. Gillespie (actor), Billy W. Blackwell (actor), Jacob Ennis (actor), George Bonilla (editor), Bob C. Cooke (actor), George Bonilla (writer), George Bonilla (director), Todd Burrows (producer), Todd Burrows (actor), Matthew Perry (actor), Casey Miracle (actor), Belinda Cooke (producer), Belinda Cooke (actress),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: You're Invited to the Dance

Dance with a Vampire (2006)

Actors: Jerry Williams (actor), Jerry Williams (actor), Stacey T. Gillespie (actor), Billy W. Blackwell (actor), Jacob Ennis (actor), George Bonilla (editor), Bob C. Cooke (actor), George Bonilla (writer), George Bonilla (director), Todd Burrows (producer), Todd Burrows (actor), Matthew Perry (actor), Casey Miracle (actor), Belinda Cooke (producer), Belinda Cooke (actress),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: You're Invited to the Dance

Dance with a Vampire (2006)

Actors: Jerry Williams (actor), Jerry Williams (actor), Stacey T. Gillespie (actor), Billy W. Blackwell (actor), Jacob Ennis (actor), George Bonilla (editor), Bob C. Cooke (actor), George Bonilla (writer), George Bonilla (director), Todd Burrows (producer), Todd Burrows (actor), Matthew Perry (actor), Casey Miracle (actor), Belinda Cooke (producer), Belinda Cooke (actress),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: You're Invited to the Dance

Bam Bam and Celeste (2005)

Actors: Philip Harrison (editor), Tony Osso (miscellaneous crew), Margaret Cho (writer), Kathy Najimy (actress), Margaret Cho (actress), Scott Ferlisi (miscellaneous crew), Margaret Cho (producer), Jane Lynch (actress), John Cho (actor), Margaret Cho (actress), Mark Vasconcellos (actor), Alan Cumming (actor), Elaine Hendrix (actress), Jennifer Quesenbery (miscellaneous crew), Chris Williams (actor),

Plot: Celeste and Bam Bam escape their Midwest hometown on an epic road trip to New York City. There they take on their high-school nemeses - now the dictators of the world-famous Salon Mirage - and discover that true beauty lies within.

Keywords: asian-american, beauty, big-city, bigot, black-american, buddies, buddy, bullying, character-name-in-title, confidence
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line.

GWAR: It's Sleazy! (2000)

Actors: Dave Brockie (director), Dave Brockie (actor), Dave Brockie (actor), Dave Brockie (actor), Dave Brockie (actor), Dave Brockie (writer), Dave Brockie (composer), Dave Brockie (actor), Flattus Maximus (actor), Flattus Maximus (actor), Flattus Maximus (composer), Flattus Maximus (actor), Flattus Maximus (writer), Balsac the Jaws of Death (actor), Balsac the Jaws of Death (actor),

Genres: ,

Quotes:

Scrottocks the Scrotal Scumdog: [after slaying the Security Guards] Did You honestly think that your Primitive Weapons can harm one who hast survived the Realms of Deep Space?::Sleazy P. Martini: Well, I was kinda hoping!::Scrottocks the Scrotal Scumdog: Prepare for Eternity, Mortal! [Swings Sword towards Sleazy]::Sleazy P. Martini: [Sleazy blocks with his Microphone] WAIT, I can help ya, I own GWAR!::Scrottocks the Scrotal Scumdog: Gee Sleazy, do You really own GWAR?::Sleazy P. Martini: Je, I own GWAR... I'M DER FUCKIN' MANAGER! [the Audience Cheers]

All Shook Up (1999)

Actors: Brett Rice (actor), Frank Gorshin (actor), Sarah Chalke (actress), R. Emmett Fitzsimmons (actor), Jessica Morris (actress), Daniel Myrick (editor), Ashley Rose (actress), Scott C. Robert (editor), Edge (actor), Henry Less (director), Jackson Wickham (miscellaneous crew), Art D'Alessandro (actor), Art D'Alessandro (writer), Steve Geiger (actor), Richard Halpern (producer),

Plot: The country band "The Teddy Bears" wins a local talent contest and a Nashville audition, but Sheriff Dudston has other plans for them, which includes an all-expenses paid trip directly to the "hoosegow"! When the youngsters escape, they're given shelter by a man who just might be the late, great King of Rock 'n Roll, who's escaped fame's madness for his bucolic southern retreat... and a new life. Fueled by eyewitness accounts that the King is still alive, "The Weekly World News" tabloid offers a million dollar reward for living proof. What's a Teddy Bear to do? Who knows what Sheriff Dudston is capable of doing...

Keywords: three-word-title, title-based-on-song
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Is "The King" alive? You bet, baby! Be careful what you wish for... Sometimes you just gotta believe.

Quotes:

Sheriff Dudston: Elvis has not left that building.

Katy Dudston: Daddy, can we go home now? I'm kinda tired from all the singin' and shootin'.

Marilyn: Everytime you lick a commemorative stamp with sideburns, Elvis is there.

Sheriff Dudston: There's criminals in the air tonight. I can smell 'em.

Sheriff Dudston: The man in that house over there is none other than he himself, Mr. Elvis Presley!

Sheriff Dudston: He ain't no earl. He is the KING!

Problem Child (1990)

Actors: Dennis Dugan (director), John Achorn (miscellaneous crew), Miles Goodman (composer), Dan Woren (actor), John Ritter (actor), Laura Summer (actress), Jack Warden (actor), Burton Sharp (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Gilbert Gottfried (actor), Dennis Dugan (actor), John Achorn (actor), Michael Richards (actor), Kim Davis (miscellaneous crew), Susan Bierbaum (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A young boy is just short of a monster. He is adopted by a loving man and his wacky wife. The laughs keep coming as the boy pushes them to the limits.

Keywords: adoption, bear, birthday, birthday-cake, birthday-party, birthday-present, bow-tie, boy, camping, camping-trip
Genres: Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Al Capone. They were all seven once. He's So Bad, Even The Nuns Refused To Keep Him!

Quotes:

Junior: Why does this guy love me? Why does any parent love any kid? Maybe it's one of those answers we'll never know, like how high is up? Why is the sky blue? And whatever happened to Mrs. Healy?

Martin Beck: I drove over a thousand miles, to hang out with a seven year old.::Junior: I'm going to be eight in two weeks.::Martin Beck: Don't count on it.

Little Ben Healy: We've adopted Satan!

Junior: Hey, Martin! Let's go see the bearded lady.::Martin: No, I've seen too many of them in prison.

Mr. Peabody: Could you act like nuns?

Junior: [in Roy's station wagon chasing the Bow Tie killer, pulls out a rifle] Neat, look what I found!::Little Ben Healy: Hey that's Roy's, give me that.::Junior: Why? You can't drive and shoot at the same time!::Little Ben Healy: What do we do?::Junior: I've got an idea! [cut to Jr. driving and Ben aiming out the sunroof] Shoot out his tires, Dad!

Junior: Some people never learn.

Little Ben Healy: [about returning Junior back to the Orphanage] But don't You see? We're doing what everybody else has done to him, I mean it's easy to give up on a Child.::Flo Healy: Damn straight it is.::Little Ben Healy: But isn't that what's wrong with the world today? People are just looking for the easy way out, like their Problems are gonna go away?Problems just don't go, Flo! You know? So the question here is; what are we going to do with our little problem child? I'll tell you what we are going to do. Something that no Parent has ever done for him before. We're gonna love him, Flo. [Flo looks up at Him] Oh yes, We'll love him when he's bad, we'll love him even more when he gets worse, then one day he's gonna Crack and say, "Hey, these people really do love me! They ain't gonna quit on Me! I don't have to be bad anymore. What the hey, I can be President of the United States!"::Flo Healy: President of the United States? Are you brain damaged? Junior is gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!

Mr. Peabody: Maybe all Junior needs is to be loved.::Mother Superior: Let's cut the crap, Mr. Peabody. Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns.

Little Ben Healy: I hope I'm not rushing you, Dear, we can always let nature take it's course.::Flo Healy: Nature screwed us over, let's give Congress a try.