Plot
Rowan Atkinson returns to the role of the accidental secret agent who doesn't know fear or danger in the comedy spy-thriller Johnny English Reborn. In his latest adventure, the most unlikely intelligence officer in Her Majesty's Secret Service must stop a group of international assassins before they eliminate a world leader and cause global chaos. In the years since MI-7's top spy vanished off the grid, he has been honing his unique skills in a remote region of Asia. But when his agency superiors learn of an attempt against the Chinese premier's life, they must hunt down the highly unorthodox agent. Now that the world needs him once again, Johnny English is back in action. With one shot at redemption, he must employ the latest in hi-tech gadgets to unravel a web of conspiracy that runs throughout the KGB, CIA and even MI-7. With mere days until a heads of state conference, one man must use every trick in his playbook to protect us all. For Johnny English, disaster may be an option, but failure never is.
Keywords: ambulance, assassination-attempt, assassination-of-president, assassination-plot, assassination-team, bamboo-scaffolding, base-jumping, behavioral-analysis, behavioral-science, binoculars
A little intelligence goes a long way
Laugh at the face of danger
One man. One mission. No chance.
Johnny English: You mean there's a mole AND a vole?
Johnny English: Hand it over, chimp!
Johnny English: Let's kick some bottom.
Johnny English: Dear God, let me not die at the hands of the Swiss.
Johnny English: Well, the man's a god.::Kate Sumner: Well, I prefer mortals - pure, complicated, maddening mortals. I've come to realize that what's really exciting to me is great loyalty, determination, and courage.
[first lines]::Agent One: Johnny English. Five years ago he was our top agent.::Agent Two: Yeah. Took his eye off the ball in Mozambique.::Agent One: Does it have to be him?::Agent Two: He's the only one our contact will talk to.::Agent One: So where is he?
Ting Wang: [ominously] MI7 wants you on the first flight back to London.::Johnny English: Master, am I ready?::Ting Wang: No... Window seat, or aisle?
Agent Two: Welcome back. How long has it been?::Johnny English: Oh, I don't know, five years, three months and six days. Or something.
Pamela: Gentlemen, may I remind you all that MI7's current weapon of choice is dialog.
Johnny English: [wrestling elderly woman] She was in Hong Kong! She's the killer!::Pamela: She's my mother!::Johnny English: Couldn't she be both?
Plot
Thumb Parody based on Steve Oedekerk's _Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)_ (qv). A young man, who some say is the 'chosen one,' is walking through life trying to find his purpose. In the mean time there are evil people who are trying to kill him so that they may take over the world.
Plot
Wang Fo, the greatest master of medieval China, aided by his assistant who has given up everything to follow him, desperately seeks aesthetic perfection. A day comes when he thinks he has achieved it. But his genius arouses both the curiosity and the jealousy of the Emperor. Wang Fo will be able to escape the Emperor's vindictiveness only by going to the end of his talent.
Keywords: 2d-animation, artist, based-on-short-story, decapitation, emperor, flashback, painter
Plot
The Cotton Club was a famous night club in Harlem. The story follows the people that visited the club, those that ran it, and is peppered with the Jazz music that made it so famous.
Keywords: 1920s, 1930s, african-american, band, based-on-novel, biracial, black-american, box-office-flop, controversy, cotton-club-manhattan-new-york-city
It was the jazz age. It was an era of elegance and violence. The action was gambling. The stakes were life and death.
Where crime lords rub elbows with the rich and famous!
Welcome to The Cotton Club. Where Crime Lords rub elbows with the rich and famous. Where deals are made, lives are traded. And the legends of jazz light up the night.
[a boy runs up to Dixie in the street]::Boy in Street: Vincent's been telling everyone around here that you saved the Dutchman's ass!
Flynn: Blow that bughouse bastard to kingdom come!
Vera: You've got about as much style as a bowl of turnips.
Owney: In the next room, gentlemen, is the finest food, drink and pussy in New York at a price.
Owney: Someone oughta take out your brain and pickle it!
Dixie: I'm surprised at you! Don't you feel anything for Mr. Flynn at all? He's dead!
Vera: Mr. Flynn was a bootlegger. That's how they live in this world. Maybe one day you'll wise up, sap!
Vera: If he came in here right now, he'd kill us both.::Dixie: Forget about him.::Vera: Who?
[Frenchy has just broken Owney's watch]::Frenchy: You cheap son of a bitch! You only offered $500 for me?::Owney: What?::Frenchy: If you were kidnapped, I wouldn't offer more than that for you!::Owney: $500?::Frenchy: That's what I heard!::Owney: 50 grand! I paid 50 grand! They only wanted 35 but I gave 50 not to hurt you. $500. I would've given 500,000 for you. I been worried sick about you. Look at what you done to my fuckin' watch.::Frenchy: 50 grand?::Owney: Yeah.::[Frenchy hands Owney a box that Owney opens]::Owney: What's this? A platinum watch. (smiling) You asshole.
Vera: I was born looking 18.::Dixie: I can save you.::Vera: No, you can't.
A lash for every crime he did not commit!
Plot
Jim Redfern dreams of owning his own cattle ranch and along with his partners Mike Evans and Ling heads off on the Cariboo Trail into the interior of British Columbia. There's a gold rush on and along the way they're joined by old-timer Grizzly Winters, a prospector who hasn't had much luck of late. They soon come up against Frank Walsh whose men stampede their cattle. Evans is severely injured forcing Redfern to amputate his left arm. Evans hates him for that and will have nothing to do with him or his dream of the cattle ranch. Walsh owns the local town making it difficult for Redfern to get re-established. Things begin to go his way when he finds gold.
Keywords: ambush, american-indian, b-movie, b-western, battle, brawl, camp, canada, cattle, cattle-drive
Oscar 'Grizzly' Winters: Don't ever sneak into a camp like that, neighbor! Not up here in the Gold Country where a feller usually shoots first and buries his mistakes.
Plot
A young man falls in love with a beautiful blonde. When he sees her being forced onto a luxury liner, he decides to follow and rescue her. However, he discovers that she is an English heiress who ran away from home and is now being returned to England. He also discovers that his boss is on the ship. To avoid discovery, he disguises himself as the gangster accomplice of a minister, who is actually a gangster on the run from the law.
Keywords: based-on-play, gangster, mistaken-identity, ship
An Explosion of Merriment
[first lines]::Reno Sweeney: [singing] In olden days a glimpse of stocking / Was looked on as something shocking, / Now, Heaven knows, / Anything goes! [as she sings the words "anything goes", the title of the film appears onscreen]
Reno Sweeney: [angrily, to Billy] You never even laid a hand on me, and I'm not used to a man treating me like that!
Moonface Martin: [after being "demoted" to "less dangerous"] I can't understand this Administration!
Chong lai bu xiang xing wo de shi jie ke yi you dou wang mei
Tong ku ji muo hai you yi xie pi bei
Bu yun xu ta ren shui yi cheng ren wo de ling du kong jen
Ling yuan
Gu du
Lan de zai chu xiang sei
Liang ge ren yi qi shi fou chi shi de dao yi zhong ang wei
Chen zhuo guo ju rang wo wang ji yi qe
Mei xiang guo you tien wo de jie ju hu rang quan bu gai bien
Shui hui
Zhua zhu
Wo de nu li shuang bei
Zhe me hui ku
Bu hui zai ku
Zhou rou ling de kong jien de dao yi xi fen le
Jiu shuang na le wei xien wo men yi qi mien dui
Lai bu ji de fen bei mei ting guo de shi yuan
Yao wo chen me shi hui
Duo le ai de ming tien
Zhou shu wei guo kong jien zhou you yi chi fen le
Jiu shuang na le he lei wo que bu hui hou hui
Fang xia shuo you fang bei yi qie dou wu shuo wei
Cha chu yi yan jie jian
Kai shi xing de ming tien
Xing de ming tien
Liang ge ren yi qi shi fou chi shi de dao yi zhong ang wei
Chen zhuo guo ju rong guo wang ji yi qe
Mei xiang guo you tien wo de jie ju hu rang quan bu gai bien
Shui hui
Zhua zhu
Wo de nu li shuang bei
Zhe me hui ku
Bu hui zai ku
Zhou ren ling de kong jien de dao yi xir fen lie
Jiu shuang na le wei xien wo men yi qi mien dui
Lai bu chi de fen bei mei ting guo de shi yuan
Yao wo chen me shi hui
Duo le ai de ming tien
Zhou shu wei guo kong jien zhou you yi chi fen le
Jiu shuang na le he lei wo que bu hui ho hui
Fang xia shou you fang bei yi qie dou wu shuo wei
Cha chu yi yan shi jie
Kai shi xing de ming tien
Xing de ming tien
Zhou shu wei guo kong jen zhou you yi chi fen le
Jiu shuang na le hen lei wo che bu hui ho hui
Fang shi shou you fang bei yi chi dou wu shuo wei
Cha chu yi yan shi jie
Kai shi xing de ming tien
Xing de ming tien