Carr, Jimmy Filmography

• 1960 NFL Championship Game
  1960, role: actor , character name: Himself - Philadelphia Eagles Cornerback

Carr, Jimmy Filmography

• Un argentino en New York
  1998, role: actor , character name: Guy at the Strip Bar

Carr, Jimmy Filmography

• Penn & Teller Get Killed
  1989, role: actor , character name: 2nd Rope Holder
• Liberty
  1986, role: actor , character name: Policeman

Famous quotes by Jimmy Carr:

"We need to create a niche different from the NCAA. The NAIA is about students first, about their education."

"fans have been writing in asking why the show hasn't made a return. Bosses felt it was the right time."

"Who doesn't wear M&S; underwear? They've been 'supporting' me for years and now I'm glad I've got a suit to wear as well. Marks & Spencer is a great British institution and I am very happy to be associated with it."

"It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all."

"I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me."

"As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing."

"It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group."

"They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna."

"Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums."

"I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have."

"I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh."

"Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service."

"You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face."

"The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet."

"Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee."

"I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically."

"The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job."

"A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true."

"I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh."

"After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead."