Loki and SageKing Go to GenCon (2010)

Actors

• Erik A. Williams (actor)
• Lloyd Kaufman (actor)
• Jessica Cameron (actress)
• Wil Wheaton (actor)
• Felicia Day (actress)
• Jason Janes (editor)
• Jason Janes (producer)
• Jason Janes (writer)
• Jason Janes (director)
• Jason Janes (actor)
• Stacy Chambers (actress)
• Mercer Sage (actor)
• Phil Lacefield (actor)
• Nana Valtiel (actress)
• Monica Boes (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Wheaton, Wil Filmography

• Relativity: The Family Saga of Star Trek - The Next Generation
  2013, role: actor
• City Walk: Every City Is a Living Body
  2013, role: actor
• Con Artists
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Video Games: The Movie
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Resistance Is Futile: Assimilating Star Trek -The Next Generation
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TableTop
  2012, role: writer
• Reunification: 25 Years After Star Trek - The Next Generation
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Science of Cool
  2012, role: actor
• Falling Skies: 2nd Watch
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stardate Revisited: The Origin of Star Trek - The Next Generation
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Making It So: Continuing Star Trek - The Next Generation
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stand by Me 25 Years Later: A Picture-in-Picture Commentary Retrospective
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Warren Ellis: Captured Ghosts
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Underground Entertainment: The Movie
  2011, role: actor , character name: Scapegoat #1
• The Nerdist: End of the Year Special
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Loki and SageKing Go to GenCon
  2010, role: actor , character name: Wil Wheaton
• Trek Nation
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Spaceship Spitzer: Bots of Both Worlds
  2010, role: actor , character name: Robot Irwin
• Spaceship Spitzer: Bots of Both Worlds
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Star Trek
  2009, role: actor , character name: Romulan
• Gekijô-ban Naruto shippûden
  2007, role: actor , character name: Shizuku
• Americanizing Shelley
  2007, role: actor , character name: Director Alan Smithee
• The Next Generation's Legacy: 2007
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Gekijô-ban Naruto shippûden
  2007, role: actor , character name: Taruho
• Greatest Ever 80s Movies
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I Love Toys
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• How William Shatner Changed the World
  2005, role: actor , character name: Wesley Crusher
• I Love the Holidays
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Child Star Jinx
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Every Little Something by Dave
  2004, role: actor , character name: 'Evil' Wil Wheaton
• My Coolest Years
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Favorite Stars: Then & Now
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Neverland
  2003, role: actor , character name: John Darling
• Book of Days
  2003, role: actor , character name: Danny
• Four Fingers of the Dragon
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Walking the Tracks: The Summer of 'Stand by Me'
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jane White Is Sick & Twisted
  2002, role: actor , character name: Dick Smith
• Arena
  2002, role: actor , character name: Co-host
• Arena
  2002, role: writer
• Star Trek: Nemesis
  2002, role: actor , character name: Wesley Crusher
• Fish Don't Blink
  2002, role: actor , character name: Jimmy
• Walking the Tracks: The Summer of 'Stand by Me'
  2002, role: actor , character name: Gordie Lachance
• Speechless...
  2001, role: actor , character name: Ryan
• America Loves... Star Trek
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Good Things
  2001, role: actor , character name: Zach Means
• Deep Core
  2000, role: actor , character name: Rodney Bedecker
• The Girls' Room
  2000, role: actor , character name: Charlie
• Python
  2000, role: actor , character name: Tommy
• Foreign Correspondents
  1999, role: actor , character name: Jonas
• Fag Hag
  1998, role: actor , character name: Christian Bookstore Manager

Famous quotes by Wil Wheaton:

"I'm a passionate person, and I'm passionate about politics. I'm going to write about it, and I'm not going to pull any punches."

"For months, something had been bothering me, and I couldn't put my finger on it. It was like seeing something out of the corner of my eye that vanished whenever I tried to look directly at it, but it suddenly came into focus: I have felt, for a very long time, like people wanted a piece of me, and I'd willingly given it up."

"Call it what you want: over-extended, spread too thin, burned-out... the bottom line is, in an effort to put lots of irons in the fire, help some people out, and increase my opportunities to retire in style at the age of 25, I've given too much of myself to other people, and there hasn't been enough left over for me and the people I love."

"I'm guess I'm up to about 70% of normal, which is a real relief. My doctor gave me clearance to go out in public again, so I've been able to go to the store and help out a little bit around the house."

"When I told Anne that I just hate it that I can't help her, especially since I keep asking her to do stuff for me, she said, "It's okay. This is the 'sickness' part of 'sickness and health.'""

"This may seem like stupid semantics on my part, but actors are so often misrepresented in the press, I feel it's important to set the record straight here. Residual payments are not profit-sharing. Residual payments are reuse fees that producers pay to actors when they've re-used the actor's performance a certain number of times."

"As an actor and writer, husband and father, I have two often-conflicting monkeys on my back: Monkey number one is Creative Monkey. He occasionally digs his claws into my brains, and refuses to let go until something wonderful comes out. I love him."

"When I was so sick about ten days ago, I had a fever-induced epiphany: I needed to make several changes in my life. I needed to redefine some boundaries, and re-organize my priorities."

"I believe that everything happens for a reason, and I believe that I didn't come down with a crippling case of mono that forced me to bring my life to a complete halt just because The Universe hit a two-outer on the River to take me down."

"If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him."

"My wife is the most awesome person in the universe. She's made this experience much less miserable for me, with her compassion, patience and understanding."

"I spent a lot of my childhood not fitting in, in a lot of different ways."

"When you say a 'former child star,' you may as well say 'failed child star.'"

"Even when I was little and going on auditions, it was clear who was there because they wanted to be there, and who was there because their stage parents were making them be there. There was a major difference."

"One of the things that drives me crazy is the belief in Hollywood that bittorrent exists solely for stealing things."

"Some ISPs are blocking all BitTorrent traffic, because BitTorrent can be used to share files in a piratical way. Hollywood lobbying groups are trying to pass laws which would force ISPs to block or degrade BitTorrent traffic, too. Personally, I think this is like closing down freeways because a bank robber could use them to get away."

"I've done a lot of geeky things in my life, but I think the geekiest of all was my first effort to build props and cosplay, when I was about twelve years-old."

"Even when I was little, people would always ask me if I wanted to be a movie star, and I would always say, 'No, I just want to be an actor.'"

"I was obsessed with 'Ghostbusters.'"

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Oh My Mama - Alela Diane
• My Brambles - Alela Diane
• White As Diamonds - Alela Diane
• Take Us Back - Alela Diane
• To Be Still - Alela Diane
• The Rifle - Alela Diane
• Tatted Lace - Alela Diane
• Lady Divine - Alela Diane
• Every Path - Alela Diane
• Dry Grass & Shadows - Alela Diane
• Age Old Blue - Alela Diane

Oh my Mama
She gave me these feathered breaths
Oh my Mama
She told me use your voice,
My little bird
She said sing sing sing sing sing sing melodies
And she sang sang sang sang sang sang melodies
Oh my Mama
She did give me fancy feet
I'll be dancing on
And I'll tap tap tap my toes
Into those creaking floorboards
Oh my Mama
She took my little hand and held on tight
Oh the Mamas
Give the waters of their wells
Oh the Mamas
Give the babies this very dirt we're walking on
Oh my Mama
She gave me these feathered breaths
And your Mama
She gave you those feathered breaths too
And when the sky drops all those feathers
And when the birds sing in the morning
I'll be a mama
I'll have a daughter
I'll be a mama
I'll have a daughter
And I'll give her melodies
I'll give her melodies
(repeat)
And she'll be
My little bird
And then she'll fly

Sun is dancing, my darling
Arms been holding me all morning
The sea is so far from home, my darling
If we'd only feet it is here that we'd roam
Oh, if we'd just two feet it is here that we'd roam
And your arms would be keeping me all day
'Cause your love calms my brambles
And your hands bring me sweet lavender
Oh, your love clams my brambles
And your hands bring me sweet lavender
Oh, oh, oh, oh
The glow will dance into the mountains
And darkness falls upon the canyon
And when the heat is gone, my darling
Please come gather me
Please come gather me oh, please come gather me oh
Please come gather me, my darling
Please come gather me oh, please come gather me oh
Please come gather me, my darling
'Cause your love calms my brambles
And your hands bring me sweet lavender
Oh, your love clams my brambles
And your hands bring me sweet lavender

I've known mornings white as diamonds
Silent from a night so cold
Such a stillness, calm as the owl glides
Our lives are buried in snow, oh, oh
I was sifting through the piles
In my hand a tangled thread
Each patient tug upon the snarl
Is a glimpse of what has been, oh, oh
Burdened bands gain strong hands
Gaping holes where diamonds should be
Must have been the morning that stole them
A glint of white in the pocket of winter, oh, oh
And some hearts are ghosts settling down in dark waters
Just as silt grows heavy and drowns with the stones
Some hearts are ghosts settling down in dark waters
Just as silt grows heavy and drowns with the stones, oh, oh
I've known mornings white as diamonds
Silent from a night so cold
Such a stillness, calm as the owl glides
Our lives are buried in snow

The tops of crags and cliffs, the air is thin
So we'll find a mountain path on down the hill
Meet me where the snow mount flows
It is there, my dear, where we will begin again
Skipping stones, braiding hair
Last year's antlers mark the trail
Take us back, oh, take us back
Oh, take us, take us back
I've a friend who lives out by the rivers mouth
He knows the fiddles cry is an old sound
A lonesome creeks and moans of empty houses
Are songs of like fallen rain
Windblown buildings, muddy ground
The strength of water can sink a man
Take us back, oh, take us back
Oh, take us, take us back
When the higher hills have turned blue
And the waves are lapping where the children grew
All that we have know will be an echo
Of days when love was true
Muted voices just beyond

Have you been wearing holes in your boots out there?
Have you been kicking bones in the desert sand?
There's a wolf inside the cave and another in the clouds
I've seen them chewing on, on the shadows in your eyes
And it's here at home I wait for your wanders to be still
Oh, it's here at home I wait for your wanders to be still
And I won't drag my feet in whatever dirt you track in
No, I won't drag my feet in whatever dirt you track in
Will you look at me when your face shows the lines of years?
While you've been away I have needed your strong hands
California hills could surely welcome us back home
But the way toward the crop of gold is not far from the snow
No, the way toward the crop of gold is not far from the snow
And it's here at home I wait for your wanders to be still
Oh, it's here at home I wait for your wanders to be still
And I won't drag my feet in whatever dirt you track in
No, I won't drag my feet in whatever dirt you track in
And it's here at home I wait for your wanders to be still

I've been knockin' on that door in my sleep
Fighting the fireplace glow
Knockin' on that door in my sleep
Fighting the fireplace glow
To keep me away
To keep me away from home
Papa, get the rifle from its place above the French doors!
They're comin' from the woods!
Oh! They're comin' from the woods!
And mama you're running too
Oh! My mama, you're running too
Brother, I'm so sorry that you watched the paintings burn
I've been holding onto the gold
When letting go would free my hand
And I've been tying your tongue in a knot
Oh! I've been tying your tongue in a knot
To wrap this death
To wrap this death in a sheet
Papa, get the rifle from its place above the French doors!
They're comin' from the woods!
Oh! They're comin' from the woods!
And mama you're running too
Oh! My mama, you're running too
Brother, I'm so sorry that you watched the paintings burn
I can't hide the dirty paths down that carpet anymore
There were too many heavy boots
There were too many heavy boots
There were too many big black boots
And there were too many little brown shoes
Marching through
So I'm counting it to the sky
Oh! I'm counting it to the sky

Gold around those fingers shown
Bound for to carry home
Fond of the flattest field
But you know there are bones buried deep down below
Tatted lace frail figure graced
That has since been torn and stained
Tatted lace frail figure graced
That has since been torn and stained
And put, and put so far away, oh, so far away
Novels we don't write
Hearts been lost in flight
Skin in the black of night
Love is a sinking kite
Tatted lace frail figure graced
That has since been torn and stained, oh
Tatted lace frail figure graced
That has since been torn and stained
And put, and put so far away, oh, so far away
Gold around those fingers shown
Bound for to carry home
Suitcase filled with stones
Snow keeps me alone
Suitcase filled with stones
Snow keeps me alone, all alone
All alone, all alone

When the day, when the day falls to the light
At the end, oh the end of my time
I call to the dark take the bones off my back
And I chant to the black you were my lady divine
'Cause my children are in hiding
Mortor and pestle they grind
Those songs whistled through white teeth do scuff the days
With songs for children to sing
Those songs whistled through white teeth do scuff the days
With songs for children to sing
When the chairs are tucked into the fading song
And the silver of their pours has grown long
Oh, they call to the dark, take the bones off my back
And they chant to the black you were my lady divine
And they bloat like a bitter wine in their bellies
'Cause the bones have been removed
From their hunched over backs
And their children are all grown now
Mortor and pestle they grind
Those songs whistled through white teeth still scuff the days
With songs for children to sing
Those songs whistled through white teeth still scuff the days
With songs for children to sing

All the back roads, all the highways
Distance countries that I've passed through
Every path has lead me back to you
Every path has lead me back to you
Down by the river by the light of the moon
I feel the echo of your current in my core as I roam
As I roam, as I roam, as I roam, as I roam
Every path has lead me back to you
Every path has lead me back to you
When I'm around I want you near
Handsome fellow, will you hold me dear?
I've seen blue eyes and straight white teeth
Golden minds and sturdy feet
But every path has lead me back to you
Every path has lead me back to you
Down by the river by the light of the moon
I feel the echo of your current in my core as I roam
As I roam, as I roam, as I roam, as I roam
Every path has lead me back to you
Every path has lead me back to you
Put your hand upon my breast
My little darlin' I know of restlessness

There are things that I've seen in my head while I'm sleeping in bed
They do not wither in the morning light
I'm taken back, oh I'm taken back to the dry grass and the shadows
Thinking I'd like to look at your teeth lined up in perfect rows
A maze of children feeding orchard trees
Where the flat lands stretch inside your mouth
And when you laugh all the star thistles stumble out
The flat lands stretch inside your mouth
And when you laugh all the star-thistles stumble out
Strong spines of valley hills all overgrown in gold
Look softer than a spool of old silk thread
But if we walked down with our feet
I'd be pulling spines and barbs and fox tails from your skin
Oh, if we walked down with our feet
I'd be pulling spines and barbs and fox tails from your skin
There are things that I've seen in my head while I'm sleeping in bed
They do not wither in the morning light
I'm taken back, oh I'm taken back to the dry grass and the shadows

The sea beneath the cliff
Is the blue in my mother's eyes
That came from the blue in her mother's eyes
Thrown on down the line
By our family who worked the field
On borrowed land above the ocean
My family worked the field on borrowed land
Higher hills do not provide
For hearts born of coral and moss
Where rain won't flow beyond our stream
And water is captive to the well
There was a gentleman
I've always known his children's songs
Blue eyes were hardened by the war
But still he went on singing
Night can't hide a man
When his eyes are tearing
The night can't hide his cries
There's only a few of us left
Higher hills do not provide
For hearts born of coral and moss
Where rain won't flow beyond our stream
And water is captive to the well
I've known that age old blue
Lies in home with sirens tombs
He's left a deep desire
For a home beside the water
Shady rhythm calms the night
And that voice is never still
You know a voice is never still
And a voice is never silent
Shady rhythm calms the night
And that voice is never still
You know a voice is never still
And a voice is never silent
Higher hills do not provide
For hearts born of coral and moss
Where rain won't flow beyond our stream