A Russell Peters Christmas Special (2011)

Actors

• Marty Adams (actor)
• Michael Bublé (actor)
• Mathew Edmondson (actor)
• Mackenzie Green (actor)
• Ted Lange (actor)
• Jon Lovitz (actor)
• Matt Marr (actor)
• Matt Marr (actor)
• Mark Parr (actor)
• Russell Peters (actor)
• Craig Porritt (actor)
• Sam Rosenthal (actor)
• Scott Thompson (actor)
• Angelo Tsarouchas (actor)
• Angelo Tsarouchas (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

The Laundry (2009)

Actors

• William Ansah (actor)
• Alex Beh (actor)
• Tony Hale (actor)
• Michael Hobert (actor)
• Brian King (actor)
• Joe Nunez (actor)
• Brian Petsos (actor)
• Colleen Camp (actress)
• Alma S. Grey (actress)
• Hanie Lynch (actress)
• Angela Oh (actress)
• Alex Beh (producer)
• Bill Fishman (producer)
• Kevin McVey (producer)
• Andy Merrick (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

A guy walks into a laundromat...

The Mrs. Clause (2008)

Actors

• Andrew Airlie (actor)
• Richard Ian Cox (actor)
• Andrew Francis (actor)
• Rick Ravanello (actor)
• Megan Charpentier (actress)
• Jennifer Copping (actress)
• Rachel Hayward (actress)
• Acacia Hilts (actress)
• Christina Jastrzembska (actress)
• Christie Laing (actress)
• Fiona Martinelli (actress)
• Laura Mennell (actress)
• Jill Morrison (actress)
• Cashel Satchwell (actress)
• Doug Abrahams (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Family
• Family
• Fantasy

Capture Claus (2008)

Actors

• Carl Anderson (actor)
• Karl Anderson (actor)
• Mitch Collier (actor)
• Jacob Scott (actor)
• Berndt Mader (producer)
• Rebecca McInroy (producer)
• Regina Saldivar (producer)
• Chris McInroy (writer)
• Andrew Hoke (composer)
• Chris McInroy (director)
• Tania Romero (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Short

Taglines:

Grab Christmas by the beard.

Street Team Massacre (2007)

Actors

• Michael Boland (actor)
• Greg Brennan (actor)
• Josh Briggs (actor)
• Adam Deyoe (actor)
• Eric Gosselin (actor)
• James Griffin (actor)
• James Hall (actor)
• George Hardy (actor)
• Jeb Heil (actor)
• Aaron Iddings (actor)
• Marques Jones (actor)
• Lloyd Kaufman (actor)
• Eric Kench (actor)
• Kester Krueger (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Horror

Taglines:

Death, one drink at a time.
A comedy full of blood and guts

Black Christmas (2006)

Actors

• Michael Adamthwaite (actor)
• Dean Friss (actor)
• Oliver Hudson (actor)
• Greg Kean (actor)
• Kent Kubena (actor)
• Robert Mann (actor)
• Derek McIver (actor)
• Peter New (actor)
• Aaron Pearl (actor)
• Jody Racicot (actor)
• Juan Riedinger (actor)
• Ron Selmour (actor)
• Howard Siegel (actor)
• Howard Siegel (actor)
• Evan Adams (actor)

Genres

• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

This holiday season, the slay ride begins.
Terror Is Coming Home for the Holidays
On the 25th day, of the 12th month, one man will creep around your house... and leave... no one alive.
This Christmas, He'll Treat Them Like Family...
Silent Night Evil NIght
2 Killer
Everybody Dies
Let the slay ride begin.

Quotes:

Dana Mathis: Eve, you crazy bitch, I can see your breath.

Agnes: Everyone will be home for Christmas

Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Didn't I see Clair earlier?::Kelli Presely: Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?::Melissa Kitt: No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.::Dana Mathis: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.

Dana Mathis: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister. Right in her head!

Leigh Colvin: Fuck you, Santa Clause!

Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Who hasn't gotten a gift yet? Oh, Lauren.::Dana Mathis: Just give her a shot of tequila, and wish her happy holidays.::[Dana hands Lauren a drink, who is already obviously drunk]::Melissa Kitt: Happy Holidays!::[Lauren downs the shot of tequila, then takes a drink of her wine]::Melissa Kitt: Okay, I know this is supposed to be the whole "Secret Santa" thing, but, I know that Clair drew your name.::Lauren Hanon: Oh, yeah, she get me anything good?::Melissa Kitt: Oh yeah... it's a music box. It plays "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies".::Lauren Hanon: Oh, fuck no. I'm already startin' to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little fuckers too!::Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Language, language!

[Ms. Mac pulls out an ice scrapper in the snow covered car]::Heather: What is that thing?

Lauren Hanon: Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman Winter Festival - twelve days in December when the nights were long and the Earth was ruled by the demons of chaos. And fucking Santa Claus? This fat voyeur that watches you all year long to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house. And that is different from what Billy did, how?

Heather Lee: I'm really not okay with any of this. I mean, buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?::Melissa Kitt: No. You see, serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer - dude just fucking lost it.

Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [Searching for Billy's present under the christmas tree] Billy! Billy! Girls, I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the secret santa without Billy's present! Hello? Who drew Billy's name?::Melissa Kitt: Um, Ms. Mac, it's a secret santa.::Dana Mathis: [Doing her nails] Can we just get on with this thing? So I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.::Melissa Kitt: Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ballsack!::Dana Mathis: It'll stop. The party gods wouldn't allow me to be here alone during Christmas break.::Kelli Presely: Oh, I'll be here, Dana. [Disapointed] Yeah, they're makin' me work next week.::Melissa Kitt: That sucks, everyone should be home for Christmas.::Ms. Barbara MacHenry: All right, all right, who's not here?::Kelli Presely: Um, like everybody.::Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Chelsea?::Kelli Presely: She went home this morning.

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)

Actors

• Tim Allen (actor)
• Alan Arkin (actor)
• John Ross Bowie (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• Spencer Breslin (actor)
• Darian Bryant (actor)
• Tony Bustamante (actor)
• Ridge Canipe (actor)
• Michael Dorn (actor)
• Tim Dougherty (actor)
• Olivia Eve Everhard (actor)
• Andrew John Ferguson (actor)
• Zachary Gray (actor)
• Christopher Haskell (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Taglines:

His time at the North Pole is about to go South.
'Twas the fight before Christmas

Quotes:

Jack Frost: [after Santa's pants catch on fire] Is there anything I can do to help.::Scott Calvin: Yeah, put a chill on my bottom, will ya?::Jack Frost: [turns his head away slowly]

Mrs. Claus: Oh look tall people!

Jack Frost: [returning to reality after not being Santa] Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would.

Bud Newman: [about the elves, thinking they are short toymakers]::Sylvia Newman: Well, they are petit.::Bud Newman: Tom Cruise is petit, these guys are short! What's the deal?::Scott Calvin: Have you ever been to this part of Canada?::Bud Newman: We got as far as Rochester in upstate New York to see Sylvia's sister in '67, but no.::Scott Calvin: They can't help the way they look up here. It's a bit rude to make fun of an entire country, don't you think?

Mother Nature: Jack Frost, You are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.::Jack Frost: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.::Scott Calvin: Oh, please.::Jack Frost: Guilty as charged.

Mother Nature: [to Jack Frost] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds north for the winter.::Easter Bunny: And you kill fruit.

Jack Frost: [to Scott] You get the Coca-Cola cans, you get the TV specials and what do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus.

Scott Calvin: I thought the idea was to give them the sleeping powder when we got them in the car.::Sandman: I just couldn't listen to the Yosemite story again.

Mrs. Claus: I think it's time.::Scott Calvin: No that's not till 10 o' clock.::Mrs. Claus: No, I think it's time to deliver the package.::Scott Calvin: Midnight.::Mrs. Claus: I think it's time to deliver the package.::Scott Calvin: Time to deliver the... it's time to deliver the PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Scott Calvin: You HIT me with a shovel!

The Angel Doll (2002)

Actors

• Don Henderson Baker (actor)
• Keith Carradine (actor)
• John Copeman (actor)
• Giancarlo D'Alessandro (actor)
• Christian Durango (actor)
• Cordereau Dye (actor)
• Sage Griffin (actor)
• Pat Hingle (actor)
• Gil Johnson (actor)
• John Keenan (actor)
• Chuck Kinlaw (actor)
• Bubba Lewis (actor)
• Cody Newton (actor)
• Nick Searcy (actor)
• Nick Angel (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Donner (2001)

Actors

• Mark Acheson (actor)
• Mark Acheson (actor)
• Richard Ian Cox (actor)
• Philip Maurice Hayes (actor)
• Philip Maurice Hayes (actor)
• Mark Hildreth (actor)
• Mark Hildreth (actor)
• Jimmy Kimmel (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• John Taylor (actor)
• Mark Acheson (actor)

Genres

• Fantasy
• Short

Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! (1989)

Actors

• Michael Ameen (actor)
• Tomczek Bednarek (actor)
• Alan Benjamin (actor)
• Jonathan Best (actor)
• Richard Beymer (actor)
• Alex Burton (actor)
• Robert Culp (actor)
• Eric DaRe (actor)
• Charles Dierkop (actor)
• Marc Dietrich (actor)
• Adam Friedson (actor)
• Richard N. Gladstein (actor)
• Geoff Hansen (actor)
• Monte Hellman (actor)
• Richard C. Adams (actor)

Genres

• Horror

Taglines:

When Your Nightmare Ends, the Real Terror Begins!

Quotes:

[last lines]::Laura Anderson: Merry Christmas...::Richard 'Ricky' Caldwell: ...[smirking] and a Happy New Year.

[first lines]::Richard 'Ricky' Caldwell: Laura...

Chris Anderson: Is it live, or is it Memorex?

Santa: [to the killer who's in a coma] Hey vegetable, what's your favorite singer? Perry Coma?

Santa Filmography

• What's Your Name 41?
  2005, role: actor , character name: Maid

Santa Filmography

• Ja taas nussitaan
  2007, role: actor
• Kotimainen pornoelokuva
  2007, role: actor