Plot
The home world has been attacked by the Mara, insectoid creatures. In defense, the World Defense Force has set up outposts to warn of any potential invasion in outlying solar systems. Outpost 731 is awaiting an upgrade to the Calvin 6000 computer to make it fully automatic. As the refit crew arrive, they are attacked by the Mara who have secretly made a base on a nearby moon in preparation for a massive invasion of the Home World. The skeleton crew on the station and the refit crew fight for survival and struggle to alert the World Defence Force that a major attack is imminent. Surprise ending.
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During the Great Depression, a young boy named Toby lives on a poor chicken farm with his father, Hank. While Toby helps his father collect eggs one morning, he takes a liking to one of the hens, and, breaking the cardinal rule of farm life, he gives it a name. Troubled by his son's new found affection, Hank warns Toby not to treat the birds as pets. As any chicken farmer knows, sometimes the hens themselves become food, particularly the ones that don't lay eggs. Despite Hank's admonition, however, Toby continues caring for his pet chicken - a white hen he's named Olly. And when Toby decides to get up early one morning to check on his new feathered friend-what he finds is something disturbing: a missing hen from the coop and a patch of blood on the hand of his father. Caught off guard and not wanting to strip away his son's innocence quite yet, Hank makes up a story about a ferocious being called a Snallygaster to explain both his "wound" and the occasional disappearance of the hens. The story works, and Toby is convinced. But as his affection for Olly grows deeper, it becomes only a matter of time until the veil of innocence is lifted.
Love makes hard choices
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Four men out on a STAG NIGHT in New York prematurely exit an underground train after the soon-to-be-best-man begins to hassle two women. Trapped at a deserted station these six adults become the target of a gruesome manhunt when a secret gang of cannibal dwellers, living in the tunnels discovers them. Tensions will rise as they fight to make it through the night with all their limbs attached.
Keywords: alcohol, attempted-rape, axe, bachelor-party, beating, bitten-hand, bitten-on-the-arm, blood, blood-splatter, brother-brother-relationship
Stay on the train...
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An impulsive sexual encounter from her past haunts Amy, an otherwise seemingly normal young woman with a bright future and nice-guy fiancé. But her fiancé has suggested that the couple be completely honest and tell each other everything! When Amy finally relents, encouraged to tell the truth by her coworker and mother (neither of whom really knows what she has to disclose), and reveals her secret, all hell breaks loose.
Keywords: all-american-girl, alternative-lifestyle, animal-love, animal-lover, animal-sex, bare-chested-male, bestiality, blow-job, boyfriend, break-up
A youthful, impulsive sexual encounter opens the door to a dark comedy about the complexities of honesty.
A new breed of romantic comedy.
Everyone has a secret.
We all have secrets...What's yours?
Give the dog a bone...
[first lines]::Amy: My name is Any and, yes, at college I blew my dog.
Amy: Anyone here besides me know what canine semen tastes like?
Amy: Men are insecure enough about their penises. There's no need to bring the whole animal kingdom into it.
John: Whatever happened to your dog?::Amy: I gave him away.::John: Why?::Amy: He got too big.
John: When I was a boy and I first played with myself, first time I came I thought I broke my bits.::Amy: [laughing] How old were you?::John: I was twenty.
John: Tell me a secret. Tell me the weirdest thing you've ever done, something that you wouldn't tell anybody.
Amy: I had never had sex with Linda or any other woman. The idea of sex without a penis is like a sandwich without the meat.
Ed: Hey, um, what do you like most about teaching.::Amy: Hmm. I would have to say... the microwave food.
John: Calm down, Steve. Find your own bitch.
[Mom hugs John but sniffs and wrinkles up her nose]::John: Oh, that's me. I smoke.::Mom: No, I smell feces.::John: OH, FUCK!
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Police officer Jean Martin experiences personal problems after many years in the sexual abuse department. Thus she demands to be transferred to the homicide/robbery department or she will quit the force. Her request is granted and while concluding her final case in the former department she gets involved in the investigation of a brutal teen gang of robbers. All the while she has to prove herself to be accepted as "one of the gang" in the new department.
Keywords: bank-robbery, dead-boy, detective, female-gangleader, funeral, murder, police, police-officer-killed, policewoman, rape
A cop on the edge takes on a brutal teenage gang!
Carl may refer to:
Carl Cox (born 29 July 1962, Barbados) is a British techno and house music DJ and producer.
Cox grew up in Oldham, Lancashire, before attending Glastonbury High Boys secondary modern school on Glastonbury Road in Morden.[citation needed] Cox began his career as a hardcore and rave DJ in the mid 1980s. One of the first gigs he played was in legendary promoters John Binton and Terry Onion's Squeeze my buttered Onions! club in Hackney, London Unconfirmed reports suggest he was coerced into swallowing an onion on stage, one of Terry's famous requests he gave to his acts. He was named the "Three Deck Wizard" after playing on three turntables simultaneously at the Second Summer of Love in 1988.[citation needed] He has performed at clubs such as The Eclipse, Edge, Shelly's, Sterns Nightclub, Heaven, Sir Henry's in Cork, Ireland and Angels and The Haçienda, as well as raves for Fantazia, Dreamscape, and Amnesia House. He now spearheads two record labels, Intec Records and 23rd Century Records. He also has his own stage every year at Ultra Music Festival called Carl Cox and Friends.
Carl Barron (born 11 June 1964) is an Australian comedian. His style is based on observational humour. He was born in Longreach, Queensland, the son of a sheep shearer, and formerly worked as an apprentice roof tiler. Barron has released three DVDs, entitled Carl Barron LIVE!, Carl Barron: Whatever Comes Next and Carl Barron: Walking Down The Street. In November 2010 a box set entitled "All The Stuff I've Done So Far" was released, which included the three previous titles, plus a documentary and outtakes. In 1993 he was voted 'Comic of the Year' and 'Best Up and Coming Talent' and has since made many TV appearances in commercials and on shows such as Rove and Thank God You're Here. Barron made his first television appearance on the NRL Footy Show on the 17th of April, 1997.
One of his perpetual jokes is that several people have mistaken him for people such as Australian musician Paul Kelly. He once stated "I reckon if Paul Kelly and Gandhi had a baby, I'd be it!". He has regularly sold-out shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Barron has been very successful in Australia with the DVD release of Carl Barron LIVE! going four times platinum, making it the most successful Australian comedy DVD in Australian history. He has appeared in Good News Week, Out of the Question, Thank God You're Here and several episodes of Rove.
Alexander Mark David "Alex" Oxlade-Chamberlain (born 15 August 1993) is an English footballer who plays for Arsenal and the England national football team as a winger. After rising to prominence with Southampton during the 2010–11 season, he signed for Arsenal in August 2011. Scoring twice in his first three games for the club, Oxlade-Chamberlain became the youngest English goal scorer in UEFA Champions League history and has also claimed a regular place in the England Under-21s team. Fans have nicknamed him "The Ox", derived from the first part of his surname, "Oxlade", as well as his physical tenacity and powerful playing style. He made his debut for the senior England side on 26 May 2012 against Norway.
Born in Portsmouth, Hampshire, Oxlade-Chamberlain joined the Southampton Academy at the age of seven and made his professional debut in 2010. On 2 March 2010, he made his first team debut for Southampton, at 16 years 199 days, coming off the bench in a 5–0 victory over Huddersfield Town and became the club's second youngest ever appearance maker behind Theo Walcott. Oxlade-Chamberlain appeared as an 82nd minute substitute for Jason Puncheon on 8 May 2010 in the final game of the season against Southend United. At the beginning of the 2010–11 season, Oxlade-Chamberlain made his first competitive start on 10 August against Bournemouth in the first round of the League Cup. During the match he scored the second goal of Southampton's 2–0 victory, his first senior goal.
Carl Daniel Jenkinson (born 8 February 1992) is a footballer with dual English and Finnish nationality who plays for Arsenal as a defender. He has a English father and a Finnish mother, and has represented both England and Finland at youth international level. As he has not played a Senior international game for either country he is still eligible to represent both England and Finland. He is currently undecided as to which team he will play for his international future, despite being offered a full international cap for Finland, choosing instead to focus on his club football.
Jenkinson made his first game for Charlton in the Football League Trophy Southern Section semi-final clash with Brentford at Griffin Park in December 2010, playing the whole match in the right-back position.
Jenkinson signed for Arsenal in June 2011, for an undisclosed fee thought to be around £1 million.
Carl:
I always dreamed that everything would be okay with me and you,
I was wrong
When I looked into your eyes I didn't see all the things I used to see, what's
going on
Faith:
You gave me reasons to believe that we were always meant to be but now I see
You were wrong
You can't keep running back to me with all those baby baby pleases no more
no more
Chorus
Never imagined you would be a faded picture I'm emotional (I'm emotional)
It's so believing your deceiving it's official I'm emotional, (I'm
emotional)
I can't forget that night I saw you in the corner wrapped up tight
You were warm ooh
Slow dancing on the floor while I was watching from the door so hurt
There you were
You gave me reasons to believe that we were always meant to be but now I see
You were wrong
You can't keep running back to me with all those baby baby pleases no more
no more
Chorus
Bridge
You had your chance
But you threw it all away
Thought you had my love always (oh baby)
I don't understand (I just don't understand)
How you think that we could stay
In total unhappiness