Dick Emery, 1972 - You Are Awful But I Like You / Dance, Dance
Richard Gilbert "
Dick" Emery (
19 February 1915 – 2
January 1983) was an
English comedian and actor.
Beginning on radio in the
1950s, an eponymous television series ran from
1963 to
1981. Richard Gilbert
Emery was born in
University College Hospital,
Bloomsbury, London. His parents were the comedy double act
Callan and Emery. They took him on tour when he was only
3 weeks old and gave him the occasional turn on the stage throughout his childhood, which was always on the move and disrupted, creating problems for the future, but at least setting the scene for eventually going into show business.
His parents split up when he was 8 and he chose to stay with his mother, who gave up show business. He tried a variety of jobs before the stage: mechanic, office boy, farm hand and driving instructor. During the
Second World War he was called up to the
RAF and rose to the rank of corporal. However, because of family problems, he returned to
London joining the chorus line of
The Merry Widow at the
Majestic Theatre, London. He was recruited by
Ralph Reader into the RAF
Gang Show to entertain air and ground crew at bases in
Great Britain.
In a sporadic film career he made his debut in the
Goons'
The Case of the Mukkinese
Battle Horn (directed by
Joseph Sterling, 1954). He also played bungling bank robber Booky Binns in
The Big Job (directed by
Gerald Thomas,
1965) and was known for vocal talents as an array of characters including "The
Nowhere Man"
Jeremy Hillary Boob, the Mayor of
Pepperland and
Max, one of the
Blue Meanies in the
Beatles'
Yellow Submarine (directed by
George Dunning,
1968)
Emery appeared in films including as
Shingler inThe
Fast Lady (1962), as
Peter Sellers's neighbour in The
Wrong Arm Of
The Law, as
Harry in
Baby Love (1968), as Mr Bateman in
Loot (
1970) and
Ooh… You Are Awful (
1972), in which he played many of the characters he had portrayed in his
TV series. The plot of this comedy centred on Emery hunting down a bank account number. The digits of the number are tattooed on the bottoms of four young women. Emery has to see the girls naked, which requires disguises. One of the women is played by
Liza Goddard. Emery also recorded several novelty records during his career, most notably "
If You Love Her" which reached number 32 in
1969, and "
You Are Awful" which just missed the top 40 in
1973. Other
singles included "A
Cockney Christmas" (1962), "
You're The Only One" (
1974) and "
Rocking Horse Cowboy" (
1979). In 1979, Emery moved to
ITV for three one-hour specials before returning to the
BBC in
1980 and resuming
The Dick Emery Show.
By
1982, Emery was tiring of the format for his BBC series and wanted to do something different. Using a new format and character,
Jewish private detective
Bernie Weinstock, Emery had a new outlet - two series of comedy thrillers under the banner Emery
Presents (BBC, 1982–83),
Legacy of Murder and
Jack of Diamonds.
Dick Emery had a very difficult childhood initially.
Following the departure of his father
Laurie Howe, however, things settled down. He was devoted to his mother for most of his life and helped support her once he was able to work. This devotion could and did cause problems in his marriages.
In 1960, however, he returned to
Iris and his son and moved them to
Thames Ditton. He could never settle, though, and in 1962 he left Iris for
Victoria. Iris divorced him in 1964. By this time, he had set up home in
Esher. Vickie bore him a son
Michael and a daughter
Eliza. His last wife was
Josephine Blake to whom he was still married at the time of his death but had left her to live with Fay Hillier, a showgirl, 30 years younger than him.
Outside of show business, he enjoyed aviation holding a pilot's licence from
1961 onwards, fast cars (it was a family joke that he changed cars when the ashtrays were full), motorbiking, scale model model-making (he was chairman of the Airfix Modellers'
Club) and wrote a review feature for
Meccano Magazine during
1971. He died in
Denmark Hill, London from heart failure and respiratory failure in January 1983 at the age of 67
. In the London paper
Evening Standard shortly after his death, it was revealed that his body was simply left in a lockup garage used as storage prior to his funeral.
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