Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked (2011)

Actors

• Jack Donner (actor)
• Terry Rossio (writer)
• Penny Rose (costume designer)
• Dale Dickey (actress)
• Ted Elliott (writer)
• Frank Bettag (actor)
• Ric Sarabia (actor)
• David Bailie (actor)
• Vanessa Branch (actress)
• Nicole Dionne (actress)
• Diana Cignoni (actress)
• John Vickery (actor)
• Martin Pierron (actor)
• Frank Giarmona (actor)
• Fred Maske (actor)

Genres

• Short

Extraction (2010)

Actors

• Sun King Davis (editor)
• Sun King Davis (director)
• Isaiah Headen (editor)
• Sun King Davis (actor)
• Sun King Davis (writer)
• John W. Link (writer)
• John W. Link (producer)
• John W. Link (director)
• Matt Baldoni (actor)
• Vaughn M. Irving (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Short

All's Faire in Love (2009)

Actors

• Ann-Margret (actress)
• Cedric the Entertainer (actor)
• Matthew Lillard (actor)
• Christina Ricci (actress)
• John Thompson (producer)
• John Thompson (producer)
• Bill Engvall (actor)
• Michael Mendelsohn (producer)
• Michael Mendelsohn (actor)
• Mark Sussman (miscellaneous crew)
• Jeff Cardoni (composer)
• Martin Klebba (actor)
• Marilyn Penn (miscellaneous crew)
• Brad Leo Lyon (miscellaneous crew)
• Brad Leo Lyon (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Dead Heist (2007)

Actors

• Eric Tomosunas (writer)
• Eric Tomosunas (producer)
• Traci Dinwiddie (actress)
• Cullen Moss (actor)
• David Eubanks (producer)
• Michele Seidman (miscellaneous crew)
• Jon Stafford (actor)
• Julia Tasker (miscellaneous crew)
• Anghus Houvouras (writer)
• Big Daddy Kane (actor)
• Anghus Houvouras (producer)
• Anghus Houvouras (writer)
• Michael L. Kuhn (actor)
• Michael L. Kuhn (miscellaneous crew)
• E-40 (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Horror

Taglines:

The perfect heist...the wrong night.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Actors

• Johnny Depp (actor)
• Hans Zimmer (composer)
• Yun-Fat Chow (actor)
• Stellan Skarsgård (actor)
• Jonathan Pryce (actor)
• Jessica Drake (miscellaneous crew)
• Alan D. Purwin (miscellaneous crew)
• Jerry Bruckheimer (producer)
• Keith Richards (actor)
• Geoffrey Rush (actor)
• Bill Nighy (actor)
• Karen Golden (miscellaneous crew)
• David Paris (miscellaneous crew)
• Keira Knightley (actress)
• Kevin McNally (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Taglines:

At the End of the World, the Adventure Begins

Quotes:

Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,::Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,::Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.::Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?::[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands]::Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.

Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!::Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!::Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

Captain Teague: [to Jack] You're in my way, boy.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.::[looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily]::Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.::Jack Sparrow: [to Tia Dalma] As for you...::Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.::Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.::[begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]::Jack Sparrow: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.::[to Tai Huang]::Jack Sparrow: Who are you?::Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.::Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?::Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.::Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.::Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.::Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail.::[takes out compass]::Cotton's Parrot: 'Weigh anchor.::Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin', Jack?

Lord Cutler Beckett: The brethren know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand.

Jack Sparrow: [examining the map] Up is down. That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?::Miniature Jack 1: [voice] Clear as mud, Jackie...::Jack Sparrow: What? Eh?::Miniature Jack 1: [appearing from Jack's left dreadlocks] Stab the heart.::Miniature Jack 2: [appearing from Jack's right dreadlocks] Don't stab the heart.::Jack Sparrow: Come again?::Miniature Jack 2: The Dutchman must have a captain...::Jack Sparrow: Well that's even more than less than unhelpful.::Miniature Jack 1: Sail the seas for eternity.::Jack Sparrow: [smiling] I love the sea...::Miniature Jack 2: What about port?::Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum... Rum's good.::Miniature Jack 2: Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years.::Miniature Jack 1: What'd he say?::Jack Sparrow: Once every ten years.::Miniature Jack 1: Ten years is a long time, mate.::Jack Sparrow: Even longer, given the deficit of rum.::Miniature Jack 1: ...But eternity is longer still.::Miniature Jack 2: And how'll you be spending it? Dead?::Miniature Jack 1: ...Or not... The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.::Jack Sparrow: Ooh, I like that.::Miniature Jack 2: [looking out to the sea] Come sunset and it won't matter.::Jack Sparrow: [realizing]... Not sunset... Sundown! And Rise... Up!

Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather, damsel in distress? Either one...::Will Turner: No.::Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!

Captain Teague: The code is the law!

Barbossa: Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures... but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone. You all know this to be true!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Actors

• Johnny Depp (actor)
• Hans Zimmer (composer)
• Stellan Skarsgård (actor)
• Jonathan Pryce (actor)
• Jerry Bruckheimer (producer)
• Geoffrey Rush (actor)
• Bill Nighy (actor)
• Keira Knightley (actress)
• David Paris (miscellaneous crew)
• Tony Swatton (miscellaneous crew)
• Kevin McNally (actor)
• Alex Nikolic (miscellaneous crew)
• Orlando Bloom (actor)
• Jennifer M. Byrne (miscellaneous crew)
• Lee Arenberg (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Quotes:

Elizabeth Swann: Why doesn't your compass work?::Jack Sparrow: ...My compass works fine.

Gibbs: And mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all.

Lord Cutler Beckett: A marriage interrupted... or fate intervenes?

Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!

Davey Jones: Damn you, Jack Sparrow...

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.::Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.::Tia Dalma: Yes.::Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?::Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.::Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!::Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?::Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.::Davey Jones: What is your purpose here?::Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt?::Davey Jones: [laughs] Did he, now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer.

'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Wondering how it's played?::Will Turner: I understand. It's a game of deception. But your bet includes all the dice, not just your own. What are they wagering?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Oh, the only thing we have. Years of service.::Will Turner: So any crew member can be challenged?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Aye. Anyone.::Will Turner: I challenge Davy Jones.::Davy Jones: [Davy Jones is stepping down the stairs and as he does, barnacles and mussels hanging on the steps retract] I accept, mate

Captain Bellamy: [to his crew] I want you to search the ship and find her. Oh and, uh, she's probably naked. [the crew hurries]

Will Turner: You want me to find this?::Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?::Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?::Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?::Will Turner: Not much.::Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Actors

• Johnny Depp (actor)
• Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew)
• Robert Dawson (miscellaneous crew)
• Jonathan Pryce (actor)
• Jerry Bruckheimer (producer)
• Geoffrey Rush (actor)
• Howard Samuelsohn (miscellaneous crew)
• Troy Waters (miscellaneous crew)
• Joe Grisaffi (actor)
• Keira Knightley (actress)
• David Paris (miscellaneous crew)
• Tony Swatton (miscellaneous crew)
• Kevin McNally (actor)
• Maxine Brooks (miscellaneous crew)
• Klaus Badelt (composer)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Prepare to be blown out of the water.
Over 3000 Islands of Paradise -- For Some it's A Blessing -- For Others... It's A Curse.

Quotes:

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .::Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?::Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.::Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".::Elizabeth: Very well. I'll drop it. [dangles medallion over the sea]::Barbossa: Me holds are burstin' with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?::Elizabeth: It's what you've been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England .::Barbossa: Did ya, now?::Elizabeth: Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it. [it drops a bit, the pirates lunge forward]::Barbossa: No! Ah. [chuckles] You have a name, Missy?::Elizabeth: Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household.::Barbossa: Miss Turner...? [turns to face the pirates]::Pintel: Bootstrap.::Barbossa: And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? Family heirloom, perhaps?::Elizabeth: I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.::Barbossa: Very well, you hand it over and we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return.::Elizabeth: [she hands it over] Our bargain? [Barbossa walks away from her]::Bo'sun: Still the guns and stow 'em, Signal the men, set the flags and make good to clear port.::Elizabeth: Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren...::Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner .

Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead!::Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.::Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.::Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Elizabeth: [after Barbossa has cut her hand slightly] That's it?::Barbossa: Waste not...

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.::Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.::[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]::Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?::Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.::Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.::Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.::Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.::Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.::Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.::Mullroy: No, it's not.::Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.::Mullroy: You've seen it?::Murtogg: Yes.::Mullroy: You haven't seen it.::Murtogg: Yes, I have.::Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?::Murtogg: No.::Mullroy: No.::Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.::[Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed]::Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?::Murtogg: [nods] No.::Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth]::Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.::Seedy Looking Prisoner: Well excuse me if we haven't resorted ourselves to the gallows just yet.

Murtogg: What we doin' 'ere?::Mullroy: The pirates come out, unprepared and unawares. We catch 'em in a crossfire... send 'em down to see Old Hob.::Murtogg: I know *why* we're here. I mean, why aren't we doin' what - what Mr. Sparrow said? With the cannons and all?::Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it.::Murtogg: [short pause; he turns to Mullroy] You don't think 'e was tellin' the truth?

Pintel: [Pintel and Ragetti burst into the room] We know you're here, Poppet.::Ragetti: Poppet.::Pintel: Come out... and we promise we won't hurt you.::Ragetti: Eh?::Pintel: [smiles at Ragetti] We will find you, Poppet. You've got something of ours, and it calls to us. The gold calls to us.::Ragetti: Gold calls...::Pintel: [opens door of the closet] 'Ello, Poppet.::Elizabeth: Parlay!::Ragetti: What?::Elizabeth: Parlay. I invoke the right of parlay. According to the Code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew , you have to take me to your Captain.::Pintel: I know the code.::Elizabeth: If an adversary demands parlay you can do them no harm until the parlay is complete.::Ragetti: To blazes with the code.::Pintel: She wants to be taken to the Captain. And she'll go without a fuss. We must honor the Code.

Will Turner: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!::Barbossa: Don't dare impugn me honor, boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?::The Crew: Aye.::Barbossa: So I'll be havin' that dress back before ye go.::Jack Sparrow: I always liked you.::Bo'sun: Grr...::Elizabeth: Goes with your black heart.::Barbossa: Ooh, it's still warm.::The Crew: Off you go! Come on! Get on with it!::Bo'sun: Too long!::Jack Sparrow: I really rather hoped we were past all this.::Barbossa: Jack... Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip.::Jack Sparrow: I did notice.::Barbossa: Perhaps you'll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go.::Jack Sparrow: The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.::Barbossa: By the powers, you're right. Where be Jack's pistol? Bring it forward.::Jack Sparrow: Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.::Barbossa: It'll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself.

A Lad an' a Lamp (1932)

Actors

• Hal Roach (producer)
• Hal Roach (miscellaneous crew)
• Richard C. Currier (editor)
• Robert F. McGowan (producer)
• Robert F. McGowan (director)
• James C. Morton (actor)
• Jim Mason (actor)
• Harry Bowen (actor)
• Harry Bernard (actor)
• Harry Bernard (actor)
• George 'Spanky' McFarland (actor)
• Charles Levin (miscellaneous crew)
• Dickie Moore (actor)
• Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (actor)
• Jack Hill (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Short

Quotes:

Spanky: [rubbing a lamp] I wish Cotton was a monkey, I wish Cotton was a monkey.::Spanky: [to Cotton] Hey Cotton, I wish you were a monkey.::Cotton: Okay.::Stymie: Hey, be careful what your wishin' for, that lamp might work.::Spanky: All he needs is a tail.

Birthday Blues (1932)

Actors

• Hal Roach (producer)
• Hal Roach (miscellaneous crew)
• Richard C. Currier (editor)
• Hooper Atchley (actor)
• Robert F. McGowan (producer)
• Robert F. McGowan (director)
• Harry Bernard (actor)
• George 'Spanky' McFarland (actor)
• Gordon Douglas (actor)
• Charles Levin (miscellaneous crew)
• Dickie Moore (actor)
• Leroy Shield (composer)
• Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (actor)
• Donald Haines (actor)
• Lillian Rich (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Short

Quotes:

[first lines]::Spanky: I don't like mush.::John: You'll eat that mush and like it!::Spanky: I'll hate it, but I don't like it.

The Terror (1928)

Actors

• Joseph W. Girard (actor)
• Louise Fazenda (actress)
• Harvey Gates (writer)
• Alec B. Francis (actor)
• Holmes Herbert (actor)
• Edgar Wallace (writer)
• John Miljan (actor)
• Otto Hoffman (actor)
• Edward Everett Horton (actor)
• Matthew Betz (actor)
• Conrad Nagel (actor)
• Roy Del Ruth (director)
• Frank Austin (actor)
• Jules Cowles (actor)
• May McAvoy (actress)

Genres

• Horror
• Mystery

Taglines:

It will thrill you! Grip you! Set you into tremors of awe. HEAR this creepy tale of mystery - the baffling story of a detective's great triumph. With voices and shadows that will rack your nerves and make you like it. Come, hear them talk in this Vitaphone production of the play that has gripped London for over 3 years.
Come, Hear the Creepiest of All Mystery Pictures
----NOTE----To thoroughly enjoy this great mystery drama, HEAR it from the beginning.
A TALKING PICTURE! (original print ad - all caps)
The funniest, creepiest crook film ever--that's "THE TERROR"

Cotton Filmography

• Pimp & Ho: The Dragon Fairy
  2009, role: actress , character name: Honey Ho
• The Wiggle Show
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Pimp & Ho: Sissy Sins
  2006, role: actress , character name: Honey Ho
• Pimp & Ho: Terror in Pansy Hills
  2005, role: actress , character name: Honey Ho
• Shop Until We All Drop
  2004, role: actress
• Holy Matrimony Billy!
  2004, role: actress , character name: Prof. Abigail Hole
• 6PM in America
  2003, role: actress , character name: Brenda Heshe
• Pimp & Ho: Adventures in Queersploitation
  2002, role: actress , character name: Honey Ho
• Pimp & Ho: Queer Fashion Crime Models
  2002, role: actress , character name: Honey Ho
• Pimp & Ho: Licence to Queer
  2002, role: actress , character name: Honey Ho
• Public Gender Announcements
  2002, role: actress , character name: Glamour Girl

Cotton, Will Filmography

• Bones
  2010, role: editor
• Air Band or How I Hated Being Bobby Manelli's Blonde Headed Friend
  2005, role: miscellaneous crew

Cotton, Will Filmography

• Katy Perry Makes a Video: California Gurls
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Artistic Director

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Cotton - Nanci Griffith

If I came back to the land of cotton
Would you love just me?
Old loves lost are never forgotten
That's the way it's supposed to be
Are you short or are you long?
Are you easy to see?
Are you weak or are you strong?
Makes no never to me
All the ballerina sees when her world's on fire
Is where she puts her feet
If she burns her toes, she'll just jump higher
Never skip a beat
I've been good most of the time
Since you last saw me
You come 'cross my mind from time to time
Now look at me
I'm standing at your door with my heart in your hands
Ain't you gonna ask me in?
If you say, "No", I'll understand dear
And never come South again
If I came back to the land of cotton
Would you love just me?
Old loves lost are never forgotten
That's the way it's supposed to be