www.thelancashirehotpots.net www.facebook.com/thelancashirehotpots Taken from the album 'A Hard Day's Pint' available from http://hotpots.tmstor.es iTunes and Amazon LYRICS Wont you listen up, I'm in trouble I feel my head is in a bubble I'm being driven mad to the point of despair You see my mind, it has been ponderin' I'll confess, my hands have been a wanderin' I'm a married man that's having an affair But it really wasn't planned, that's my defence It was just other night down the off licence But then I saw her there behind the counter As I were buying me Pringles and four cans of stout-a I gave her a tenner and I were caught off guard She looked like Angelina Jolie in a tabard Right then I knew I had to choose Between the missus and the girl from Bargain booze CHORUS She gives me hope She gives me dreams She gives me free Harveys Bristol Creams She's amazing, She so fine She's doing Gordons Gin at £10.99 And she whispers and calls me darling As we roll around the cans of Carling And she's got me on my knees As we kiss besides the Boddies and Tetleys Oh she's got me all confused I love her the girl from Bargain Booze I know that this affair it could cost us But still, I get cheap Fosters It's a secret love that cannot be surpassed Yes, its cheating but could you blame us Coz I get free Magners and Gaymers But she says, that's only while stocks last And I've got fot be careful, coz the wife suspects She says "What you doing wi' all those Grolsh and bottles o' Becks" It's an offer I couldn't refuse All the freebies from the girl from Bargain Booze CHORUS She gives me hope She gives me dreams She gives me free Harveys Bristol Creams She's amazing, She so fine She's doing Gordons Gin at £10.99 And she whispers and calls me darling As we roll around the cans of Carling And she's got me on my knees As we kiss besides the Boddies and Tetleys Oh she's got me all confused I love her the girl from Bargain Booze SOLO CHORUS She gives me hope She gives me dreams She gives me free Harveys Bristol Creams She's amazing, She so fine She's doing Gordons Gin at £10.99 And she whispers and calls me darling As we roll around the cans of Carling And she's got me on my knees As we kiss besides the Boddies and Tetleys Oh she's got me all confused I love her the girl from Bargain Booze

• published: 20 Aug 2013
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