Dodd, Ken Filmography

• Comedy Britain
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• Comedy Britain
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I Was There: When the Beatles Played the Cavern
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Untold Tommy Cooper
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 100 Years of the London Palladium
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Songs: The Pop Years
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 100 Greatest Stand-Ups
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Parkinson's Greatest Entertainers
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Royal Variety Performance 2006
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Avenue of the Stars: 50 Years of ITV
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Comedians' Comedian
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bob Monkhouse: A BAFTA Tribute
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Another Audience with Ken Dodd
  2002, role: writer
• Another Audience with Ken Dodd
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ken Dodd in the Dock
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Alice in Wonderland
  1999, role: actor , character name: Mr. Mouse
• Hamlet
  1996, role: actor , character name: Yorick
• The Stuart Hall Show
  1994, role: actor
• An Audience with Ken Dodd
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Audience with Ken Dodd
  1994, role: writer
• Comic Relief: Behind the Nose
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Night of Comic Relief 2
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Showbiz
  1982, role: actor
• Showbiz
  1982, role: writer
• Funny You Should Say That
  1972, role: actor
• Doddy's Music Box
  1967, role: writer
• 1964 General Election
  1964, role: actor , character name: Himself

Dodd, Ken Filmography

• The Ninja Mission
  1984, role: actor , character name: Second ninja

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Where's My Shirt - Ken Dodd
• The Very Thought Of You - Ken Dodd
• Tears - Ken Dodd
• So Deep Is The Night - Ken Dodd
• Love Is Like A Violin - Ken Dodd
• Happiness - Ken Dodd

Well it all began in the year of one
When Adam was the first man
And a girl called Eve, so we believe
Was made to be his woman
She led him up the Garden of Eden, by a tree
Then she offered him her apple
And he cried out suddenly (eee-eeee-eeeee)
SPOKEN (Liverpool Accent):
Where's me shirt?
Where's me shirt?
I feel a proper twazzer without me shirt
I've got me tickling-tackle and me nicky-nocky-noo
But I must confess I feel undressed
Like this, in front of you
SPOKEN (Liverpool Accent):
Where's me shirt?
I can't find me shirt anywhere. It's twenty-five past five
in the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt. Fancy
leaving me in a garden with no shirt on, like this. Look
at all these creepy-crawly things here. Ooh, look, there's
a serpent. Go 'way. Go 'way you nasty old serpent. Go on,
shoo! Go on, shoo!
Since the days of old, we've all been told
Of men like Bonaperte
His great retreat and his first defeat
Was the thing that broke his heart
He stuck just outside Moscow and then made history
He stuck his hand inside his coat
And cried out bitterly (eee-eeee-eeeee)
SPOKEN (Liverpool Accent):
Where's me shirt?
Where's me shirt?
I can't go on like zis, wizout my shirt
I've had my tickle-tonic on my nicky-nocky-nee
But I just can't go through all this snow
Without a shirt on me
SPOKEN (Liverpool Accent):
Where's me shirt?
Oh, sacre blue. Sacre flippin' blue, where's me shirt? By
Jove, t'ain't 'alf frosty. Ooh, ooh, this tent isn't 'alf
drafty. I don't know where the draft's comin' from, but I
know where it's goin' to.
Back in eighty-one, in the mid-day sun
In Tombstone, one September
Wyatt Earp was due to go into
A gunfight he'd remember
The Clanton's and McLourys started firin' suddenly
As the gunsmoke cleared and the twonsfolk cheered
Wyatt Earp said quietly (eee-eeee-eeeee)
SPOKEN (Liverpool Accent):
Where's me shirt?
Where's me shirt?
I feel a proper twit without me shirt
I've lost me ticklin'-tackle and me nicky-nocky-nee
But I feel a twerp, me Wyatt Earp
With my shirt shot off o' me
SPOKEN (Liverpool Accent):
Ere, where's me shirt?
Where's me gunfightin' shirt? Ooh, I say, here comes the
Indians. 'Ere, you be careful where you're shootin' those
arrows. Where's me shirt? Where's me shir... I can't find
me shirt anywhere. D'you know, I'm sure I had it when I

The very thought of you
I forget to do
Those little ordinary things
That everyone ought to do
I'm livin' in a kind of a daydream
I'm happy as a queen
And foolish though it may seem
To me that's everything
The mere idea of you
The longing here for you
You'll never know
How slow the moments go
Till I'm near to you
I see your face in every flower
Your eyes in stars above
It's just the thought of you,

Tears for souvenirs are all you've left me
Memories of a love you never meant
I just can't believe you could forget me
After all those happy hours we spent (together)
Tears have been my only consolation
But tears can't mend a broken heart I must confess
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness
Tears have been my only consolation
But tears can't mend a broken heart I must confess
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret

SO DEEP IS THE NIGHT
Chopin/Melfi/Miller.
Arr. Jason Carr
So deep is the night,
No moon tonight,
No friendly star
To guide me with its light;
Be still my heart,
Silent lest my love should be returning
From a world far apart.
So deep is the night
O lonely night,
On broken wings
My heart has taken flight
And left a dream.
In my dream our lips are blending,
Will my dream be never ending?
Will your mem'ry haunt me till I die?
Alone am I,
Deep into the night,
Waiting for the light,
Alone am I,
I wonder why?

Love is like a violin
With it's strings around your heart
Soft and sweet when dreams begin
Sadly crying when you part
Make my heart your violin
Lay in now and tell me this
In the music of a kiss

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness
To me this world is a wonderful place
And I'm the luckiest human in the whole human race
I've got no silver and I've got no gold
But I've got happiness in my soul
Happiness to me is an ocean tide
Or a sunset fading on a mountain side
A big old heaven full of stars up above
When I'm in the arms of the one I love
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness
Happiness is a field of grain
Turning its face to the falling rain
I can see it in the sunshine, I breathe it in the air
Happiness happiness everywhere
A wise old man told me one time
Happiness is a frame of mind
When you go to measuring my success
Don't count my money count my happiness
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord I've been blessed